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Potty Poems - Poems about Potty
Potty Poems - Examples of all types of poems about potty to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read
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Disconcerting
...At the canine yap concert, Three Dog Bite There's not one dog port-o-potty in site so long lines form at a tree for each mutt and pedigree It proved quite a long dis-concerting night...
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Robert Gorelick
Categories:
potty,
dog, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Detailing delicate defecation debacle
...Detailing delicate defecation debacle Otherwise wordily titled: pooped out after pouring bucketfuls of water into place of ablutions all the while skipping to my loo umpteen times courtesy ba......
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©
Matthew Harris
Categories:
potty,
12th grade, adventure, anxiety,
Form:
Rhyme
Sitting With Winnie
...Sitting with Winnie Running from MiMi in polka dots Makes me giggle at haughty tots Who don’t want to use their potty pots. I’m now thinking of tequila shots And other things I oughta nots. ......
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Judy Bausch
Categories:
potty,
baby, child, childhood, grandchild,
Form:
Rhyme
rethinking his naps now
...Santa’s sleigh house is his latest invention If he needs a quick nap, his reindeer can keep the flight going But he can crawl in the back and slumber a bit This idea has been in the works for a lo......
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©
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
potty,
christmas,
Form:
Free verse
POTTY TRAINING
...Someone left the window open in the nursery I slowly crept out of it because I had to pee I wandered taking baby steps until I found a tree T’was then I had the feeling something was watching me ......
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John Lawless
Categories:
potty,
humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Prologue 6
... Gus got all of those who were allowed to attend and "available" settled in around his big oak table. He even put in an extra leaf to accomodate, so there was enough space to keep fro......
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Jude Herrick
Categories:
potty,
art,
Form:
I do not know?
Time for a Potty, err party
... Time for a birthday potty... err Party For the one who writes a wee bit naughty The birthday girl is Jan She's sitting on the can I think she might be farty... err forty!......
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©
Lin Lane
Categories:
potty,
birthday,
Form:
Limerick
Soozie the Floozie
...Soozie was angry with her boyfriend, Bob Tried dismembering him but botched the job Disgruntled with all men She vowed to try again When she found him in bed with her friend, Rob Soozie was li......
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©
Lin Lane
Categories:
potty,
woman,
Form:
Limerick
my dentist visit dream
...I woke up today from a long ugly nap that was real was in a horrible dentist chair, same old ridiculous feel…. whacko of a dentist had taken extra-long potty break irritating me for I had one sis......
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Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
potty,
10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Rhyme
Toddler
...There’s glue in my plug sockets Chewed pasta in my pockets Lollipops always stuck under my shelf Oh my love, you are a naughty little elf Crayons and paint colour the dogs bed And again, tod......
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©
Charlotte Cooper
Categories:
potty,
child, childhood, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
The Smell of Fear - Collaboration
...Alien talk I can’t understand A Pifflewig performed a handstand He verbalised through his ass Gross putrid wind he did pass Like many blokes throughout the land! I farted, perhaps ......
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©
Jan Allison
Categories:
potty,
humorous, space,
Form:
Limerick
My Dentist Visit Dream Today
...I woke up today from a long ugly nap that was real was in a horrible dentist chair, same old ridiculous feel…. whacko of a dentist had taken extra-long potty break irritating me for I had one sis......
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Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
potty,
10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Rhyme
Depends
...In this poem-request, I hope I don't sound overly pushy or snotty :-) But I pray more Depends can be donated so old people can go potty!......
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©
Michelle Smith
Categories:
potty,
age, care, family, grandfather,
Form:
Couplet
My Bones Ache and My Heart Sings
...All this skin holds my body working or as a homebody what a miracle it is do not give me a quiz now I need to go po......
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©
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
potty,
body, life, miracle, song,
Form:
Limerick
Memorial Day May 29th, 2023
...silently wailing analogy to Moby Dick regarding how yesterdays prurient laced introductions to rhyme in retrospect embarrassingly blows. Herewith to enliven anecdote ever further, I inject ......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
potty,
absence, america, angel, anger,
Form:
Free verse
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