Short Potty Poems
Short Potty Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Potty by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Potty by length and keyword.
Victoria's Secret hottie
Was modelling something naughty
With it all on view
What else could I do
But make a run for the potty?
In this poem-request, I hope I don't sound overly pushy or snotty :-)
But I pray more Depends can be donated so old people can go potty!
A standard toilet paper roll
Has shrunk two inches from its goal
Since all we need
Is just pure greed
And one old-fashioned finger bowl
Wanda Mann loves dressing naughty
So the lads will call her, "Hottie"
But out on a date
They all need to wait
Because she has to go potty!
Of all the inventions which have
blessed mankind o’er countless years
The port-a-potty alone reduces me to tears
On Venus, Captain Kirk was naughty
After which he ran to the potty
But life is seldom fair
No toilet paper there
So Kirk screamed, "Beam me up, Scotty!"
Dotty Bawdy-Body was haughty
Just like you, she had to go potty
Well, the Men's had no queue
So she went to their 'Loo
And became, "Naughty Dotty Hottie"
The President's daughter, Ivanka,
Designed the steel bra Vielen danke
But Trump can not cope
With what he can't grope
So he slapped a tariff on Tonka!
Sandy loved eating candy.
Andy got drunk on brandy.
Too much sugar made Sandy spotty.
Andy's drinking drove him potty.
They need to change their modus operandi.
Privy, the potty place, putrid and purple,
Peeling paint is not appealing,
Plaster, patch and prime,
Purchase pail of paint,
Paint the privy.
Primrose…
Pretty!
Aches and pains all over my body
Guess I'm finally going to potty
Later than most
Don't want to boast
My stunning body's famous but a wee bit shoddyi
Only poo can make this world seem bright
Only poo can make what's heavy light
Only poo and poo alone can thrill me to the bone
So I fill my toilet to the brim with poo.
Time for a birthday potty... err Party
For the one who writes a wee bit naughty
The birthday girl is Jan
She's sitting on the can
I think she might be farty... err forty!
Construction worker Fred, never snotty
Boastful, self-righteous, or slightly haughty
They laid him to rest
Midst tribute the best
Gold-plated, silver-edged Porta-Potty
After a long, long snooze, Rip Van Winkle
Woke with a start, his duds all a-wrinkle
Said he, a bit dotty
"Quick! Bring me a potty
I'm in need of a humongous tinkle!"
Nanny taught me how to potty
I don’t like my pull ups soggy
She says stay til I make a plop
Then up from the potty I can hop
Ang go back to playing with froggy
© Mar 30 2010
The Congress it seems had no bathrooms.
They just held it or country was doomed.
They passed regulations
for eliminations
then out of both their chambers they zoomed.
I’m frequently whisking my turds
Oh sorry, it’s twisting my words
My finger has got a break
I may make a miss steak
My speeling is that of dim nerds
5/22/18
Fart is a silly word, makes everyone titter
Causes that exact reaction, it's a fart emitter
Lighten up people
It's no more evil
Than “poopy” or “potty” or “twit my twitter”
Tinkle, tinkle in the pot-ty.
How I wonder if you are coming?
Sitting above the toilet bowl,
want to come out like a waterfall.
Tinkle, tinkle in the pot-ty.
How I wonder if you are coming?
At the canine yap concert, Three Dog Bite
There's not one dog port-o-potty in site
so long lines form at a tree
for each mutt and pedigree
It proved quite a long dis-concerting night
I’m appalled at Trumpty the Potus
His Dettol cure just doesn’t float us
Best to keep his gob shut
(Think his brain is kaput)
He’s trying to kill off ‘dem’ voters
04/26/20
The dew on the window is frosty
My vision foggy
My body groggy
Speech is sloppy
Feeling like a zombie
Man still have to stop at the potty
Before I can get to my coffee
3/27/2017
her name
is Melody
hardly old
enough to
have a
harmony
but she
keeps
trying to
compose
herself
and then
brilliantly
skips the
number one
symphony and
triumphantly
plays her
number
two
Form:
Lumps don't belong anywhere on our body
But don't be alarmed you probably need to go potty
If you have a good one
Smile when you're done
Take a deep breath till the next time, don't get snotty