Pooper Poems - Poems about Pooper

...Ace colonoscopy doctor Kellen Karl Kovalovich revisited January 23rd, 2024 on the evening before yours truly (the one and only Matthew Scott Harris), a stand up comic wannabe, who historically......Read the rest...

...super duper pooper scooper......Read the rest...

...Her bottle of Pepto was missing Her husband could hear all the hissing Her cheeks sighed a sigh Explosion was nigh The pooper her cheeks are now kissing!......Read the rest...

...Chlamydia, Queen of the Farts, ("one sniff and they're hauled off in carts") was loving a hump, but let out a trump, and Charlie returned to his tarts.........Read the rest...

...The musical was near ready to start When someone let off a rip roaring fart The smell was horrific All had a sniff of it ‘Twas a bummer of an ass drummer’s fine art. The show opened w......Read the rest...

...Ever snorted cocaine? I watched some partiers snort cocaine last night, in a dark, Manhattan nightclub corner celebration. But I’ve never crossed that line. The white line. When offered some, ......Read the rest...

..."Imagination is as imagination does." -- a poet of a truly handsome imagination * * * On every "Help! Oh, help! I'm in a Pickle!" Pickle Day, Ms. Superhero Fancy one true super-du......Read the rest...

...You give it some kudos, like it does something good? You say that I’m boring, like I’m made of wood. You laugh at my reason, you smirk at my way. Because I don’t feel your passion, because I won’t......Read the rest...

...Layla suffered from Cotards Delusion. No one could convince her that she was not deceased. She lay in her bed, prone and stiff for hours. Believing herself a corpse. We all tried to wake her or ......Read the rest...

...Ace colonoscopy doctors Kellen Karl Kovalovich and Larry Borowsky Though necessary to down: four Dulcolax laxative tablets, quaff half 238 gram bottle of Miralax over span of eight hours, ......Read the rest...

...And here tonight I assumed This would be just another one of those average dinner parties With a stream of boring associates and their plus 1 partner or other But wow Hey you Are so diff......Read the rest...

...The physicist Sheldon Lee Cooper - I’d call him a big party pooper! He doesn’t like dancing or even romancing. His chats put you into a stupor! April 2, 2022 For Joseph May's 'On A Lim' Poet......Read the rest...

...If you would like to have your limerick(s) posted, soup mail them to me. Ms. Rude is still writing her snide remarks She sounds like a mad dog who barks and barks Geeze, lady, give it a rest Yo......Read the rest...

...When my father was in a drunken stupor, He could be a disgusting, nasty pooper His paranoia would send him into a rage Everyone was against him took advantage, So he thought, while inflating his ......Read the rest...

...The napkins were the first to know a party pooper breached the guard an uninvited wind did blow as rain, once distant, now fell hard on smokeless candles, slightly charred. ©2/12/2022 Quint......Read the rest...