Poohing Poems - Poems about Poohing

... Written: May 23, 2024, For Charlotte Puddifoot Contest ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Always hear hollering hellhounds, yet nothing close, nobody home, Para......

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...From his mishandling Afghanistan to Chinese weather balloons From pooh-poohing inflation to 'afraid-of-Putin' palpitations... Joe Biden has proved for once and for all ~ O......

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...The Earth is changing right before our eyes global warming is melting the ice caps; observing this shift, we feign our surprise. Coral reefs are in danger of collapse, rising waters thr......

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...My Shutterfly order was 48 bucks But shipping was just under 30. To charge such a fee for a space on the trucks Is ridiculous and downright dirty. I waited on hold for a live support chat And ......

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...Her groom started to speak but bride interrupted him Guessing what he wanted. This happened often Wife always got the last word Trying to figure out what husband wanted Before he could tell he......

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...My neighbour’s addicted to Twitter He’ll tweet when he’s doing a ‘sitter’ When he squats for a dump He tweets more than Don Trump No wonder his wife feels so bitter The whole world......

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...Pain in the ass devoid of dreck inapropos poetic material what the heck more unbearable than crick in neck shiver me timbers, I feel like total wreck the (see) Edmund Fitzgerald, si?. Spasmodi......

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...There is a thin line between the laugh and the cry. The laugh is often perfected by one who has silenced her crying. The laugh is sometimes a ruse, a ready weapon to camouflage pain. When the laug......

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...In France a cow's called a vache A crass bovine who's moo is so brash Some are infected by mad cow disease They give sour milk, making rancid cheese I know what will be a cow's fate ......

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...Woke up this morning all forlorn Piles of dog poop lie on my lawn I’d love to find the offending mutt Give his owner a cork for its butt! Dog poop is a disgusting mess It gets everywhere I m......

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...When someone tells you, “That won’t work!” Just smile and keep it quiet. Though contradictions sure can irk, You really shouldn’t buy it. For sticking to your guns, you’ll find, Will benefit y......

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...This is my best story in my mother tongue urdu which I translated and tried my best to turn it into a poem in english Luqman who was a merchant wiseman and his son bought themselves ......

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