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My neighbour’s addicted to Twitter He’ll tweet when he’s doing a ‘sitter’ When he squats for a dump He tweets more than Don Trump No wonder his wife feels so bitter The whole world knows what Fred is doing He’s tweeting whilst weeing and poohing Is nothing sacred For tweet obsessed Fred I wonder if divorce is now brewing! 1/16/20

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Date: 2/20/2020 8:53:00 PM
I read this 30 minutes ago, and I'm still laughing. I think, Jan, that Oxford should award you a Ph.d in Bawdy Humor, thereby starting a, ah major movement. Hugs, Paul
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Date: 2/23/2020 2:07:00 PM
I know my humour isn't to everyone's taste - i am so glad you got a giggle from it:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/19/2020 2:05:00 PM
this one was very nearly as excellent as the first set I read. Keep up on your limerick roll, dear Jan.
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Date: 1/19/2020 2:46:00 PM
Thanks Andrea just a lot of fun lol, I never know what will come into my head lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/18/2020 8:12:00 PM
Well, if divorce is not brewing, he can always open a brewery! Yeccchhh! LOL. Thanks, Jan. Smiles, Gershon
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Date: 1/19/2020 2:46:00 PM
lol GW:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/18/2020 12:23:00 PM
This is very funny Jan. The phone is attached to some like an extra appendage. xxoo
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Date: 1/19/2020 2:47:00 PM
oh definitely Connie, and folk seem to like to tell people everything they do lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/18/2020 3:44:00 AM
No doubt it is brewing for Fred; what a tweeter! Great limericks.
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Date: 1/19/2020 2:47:00 PM
thanks Ml:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/17/2020 12:52:00 PM
A marriage heading for the toilet. So funny Jan . Love this awesome clever limerick. Hugs
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Date: 1/19/2020 2:48:00 PM
thanks so much Cecilia:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/17/2020 9:14:00 AM
Haha! This is hilarious, Jan. Photo is great too! Did you know there are contests for limericks on he internet, some with prizes? / M
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Date: 1/19/2020 2:49:00 PM
N I wasn't aware Maurice - if they don't have a $ entry fee I could give it a shot:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/17/2020 7:04:00 AM
Happy to be back and see your funny limericks again :)
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Date: 1/19/2020 2:51:00 PM
Oh welcome back Agnes! You have been missed I was only thinking about you a couple of days ago and woosh here you are:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/17/2020 5:28:00 AM
This is stinking funny!
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Date: 1/19/2020 2:52:00 PM
Thanks Caren:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/17/2020 4:55:00 AM
Ha ha, hilarious Jan! :)
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Date: 1/19/2020 2:52:00 PM
Thanks Tania:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/16/2020 8:51:00 PM
Something’s brewing! He’s quite the stinker...lol
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Date: 1/19/2020 2:53:00 PM
Lol thanks Kim:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/16/2020 8:42:00 PM
G'day Jan … oh well, it sounds like its curing his wife's constipation - thanks Jan - Lindsay
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Date: 1/19/2020 2:54:00 PM
Thanks Lindsay:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/16/2020 6:23:00 PM
He hasn't noticed the camera is operating? Aloha! Rico
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Date: 1/19/2020 2:54:00 PM
No Rico lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/16/2020 4:38:00 PM
Love this Jan, such fun to read. Best wishes...Ron :)
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Date: 1/19/2020 2:54:00 PM
Thanks Ronald:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/16/2020 4:14:00 PM
hilarious, jan! this is one for the books!
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Date: 1/19/2020 2:55:00 PM
It will be one day when i get my act together !!!:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/16/2020 1:19:00 PM
Hope she doesn't flush his device right down the toilet! Smiles, Gershon
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Date: 1/19/2020 2:57:00 PM
Great thought GW!:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/16/2020 12:28:00 PM
That was funny Jan. Maybe he is the king of tweeting...he is sitting on the throne. : )
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Date: 1/19/2020 2:58:00 PM
LOl he is out trumping trump:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 1/16/2020 12:09:00 PM
Hello Jan, I would not be surprised if a divorce is pending. Have a nice day my friend.
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Date: 1/19/2020 2:59:00 PM
thankfully its fiction, my neighbours are lovely:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/16/2020 12:09:00 PM
Many important decisions have been made on the throne Jan although some have been crap lol. F. Book, twitter, I keep well away. Tom
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Date: 1/19/2020 3:00:00 PM
Great comment Tom:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/16/2020 12:08:00 PM
The rumpster dumpster...best place to tweet after you eat lol...nice one Jan...all the best for the new year girl...^WW^ :o)
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Date: 1/19/2020 3:00:00 PM
thanks so much ^WW^:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/16/2020 11:19:00 AM
Addictions have broken up many a marriage, Jan!! Hopefully Fred's wife will see the witty side of this double Limerick :) Hugs // paul
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Date: 1/16/2020 11:27:00 AM
Thanks Paul, pure fiction on my part but I can imagine obsessions especially with mobile phones can drive relationships apart especially if someone is cheating and won't loose sight of their mobile device. Glad you are back on the site, hope you are feeling much better:-) hugs Jan xx