Jan Allison Poet Limerick

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His Wife Is Giving Him the Silent Tweetment

My neighbour’s addicted to Twitter
He’ll tweet when he’s doing a ‘sitter’
When he squats for a dump
He tweets more than Don Trump
No wonder his wife feels so bitter

The whole world knows what Fred is doing
He’s tweeting whilst weeing and poohing
Is nothing sacred
For tweet obsessed Fred
I wonder if divorce is now brewing!



1/16/20

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Paul Schneiter February 20, 2020 at 8:53 PM I read this 30 minutes ago, and I'm still laughing. I think, Jan, that Oxford should award you a Ph.d in Bawdy Humor, thereby starting a, ah major movement. Hugs, Paul Jan Allison February 23, 2020 at 2:07 PM I know my humour isn't to everyone's taste - i am so glad you got a giggle from it:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich January 19, 2020 at 2:05 PM this one was very nearly as excellent as the first set I read. Keep up on your limerick roll, dear Jan. Jan Allison January 19, 2020 at 2:46 PM Thanks Andrea just a lot of fun lol, I never know what will come into my head lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf January 18, 2020 at 8:12 PM Well, if divorce is not brewing, he can always open a brewery! Yeccchhh! LOL. Thanks, Jan. Smiles, Gershon Jan Allison January 19, 2020 at 2:46 PM lol GW:-) hugs Jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong January 18, 2020 at 12:23 PM This is very funny Jan. The phone is attached to some like an extra appendage. xxoo Jan Allison January 19, 2020 at 2:47 PM oh definitely Connie, and folk seem to like to tell people everything they do lol:-) hugs Jan xx

M. L. Kiser January 18, 2020 at 3:44 AM No doubt it is brewing for Fred; what a tweeter! Great limericks. Jan Allison January 19, 2020 at 2:47 PM thanks Ml:-) hugs Jan xx

Cecilia Macfarlane January 17, 2020 at 12:52 PM A marriage heading for the toilet. So funny Jan . Love this awesome clever limerick. Hugs Jan Allison January 19, 2020 at 2:48 PM thanks so much Cecilia:-) hugs Jan xx

Maurice Rigoler January 17, 2020 at 9:14 AM Haha! This is hilarious, Jan. Photo is great too! Did you know there are contests for limericks on he internet, some with prizes? / M Jan Allison January 19, 2020 at 2:49 PM N I wasn't aware Maurice - if they don't have a $ entry fee I could give it a shot:-) hugs Jan xx

Agnes Krampe January 17, 2020 at 7:04 AM Happy to be back and see your funny limericks again :) Jan Allison January 19, 2020 at 2:51 PM Oh welcome back Agnes! You have been missed I was only thinking about you a couple of days ago and woosh here you are:-) hugs Jan xx

Caren Krutsinger January 17, 2020 at 5:28 AM This is stinking funny! Jan Allison January 19, 2020 at 2:52 PM Thanks Caren:-) hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin January 17, 2020 at 4:55 AM Ha ha, hilarious Jan! :) Jan Allison January 19, 2020 at 2:52 PM Thanks Tania:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues January 16, 2020 at 8:51 PM Something’s brewing! He’s quite the stinker...lol Jan Allison January 19, 2020 at 2:53 PM Lol thanks Kim:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie January 16, 2020 at 8:42 PM G'day Jan … oh well, it sounds like its curing his wife's constipation - thanks Jan - Lindsay Jan Allison January 19, 2020 at 2:54 PM Thanks Lindsay:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta January 16, 2020 at 6:23 PM He hasn't noticed the camera is operating? Aloha! Rico Jan Allison January 19, 2020 at 2:54 PM No Rico lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Ronald D Thompson January 16, 2020 at 4:38 PM Love this Jan, such fun to read. Best wishes...Ron :) Jan Allison January 19, 2020 at 2:54 PM Thanks Ronald:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer January 16, 2020 at 4:14 PM hilarious, jan! this is one for the books! Jan Allison January 19, 2020 at 2:55 PM It will be one day when i get my act together !!!:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf January 16, 2020 at 1:19 PM Hope she doesn't flush his device right down the toilet! Smiles, Gershon Jan Allison January 19, 2020 at 2:57 PM Great thought GW!:-) hugs Jan xx

Chris Green January 16, 2020 at 12:28 PM That was funny Jan. Maybe he is the king of tweeting...he is sitting on the throne. : ) Jan Allison January 19, 2020 at 2:58 PM LOl he is out trumping trump:-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham January 16, 2020 at 12:09 PM Many important decisions have been made on the throne Jan although some have been crap lol. F. Book, twitter, I keep well away. Tom Jan Allison January 19, 2020 at 3:00 PM Great comment Tom:-) hugs Jan xx

Darlene De Beaulieu January 16, 2020 at 12:09 PM Hello Jan, I would not be surprised if a divorce is pending. Have a nice day my friend. Jan Allison January 19, 2020 at 2:59 PM thankfully its fiction, my neighbours are lovely:-) hugs Jan xx

Winged Warrior January 16, 2020 at 12:08 PM The rumpster dumpster...best place to tweet after you eat lol...nice one Jan...all the best for the new year girl...^WW^ :o) Jan Allison January 19, 2020 at 3:00 PM thanks so much ^WW^:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus January 16, 2020 at 11:19 AM Addictions have broken up many a marriage, Jan!! Hopefully Fred's wife will see the witty side of this double Limerick :) Hugs // paul Jan Allison January 16, 2020 at 11:27 AM Thanks Paul, pure fiction on my part but I can imagine obsessions especially with mobile phones can drive relationships apart especially if someone is cheating and won't loose sight of their mobile device. Glad you are back on the site, hope you are feeling much better:-) hugs Jan xx