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I'Ve Got the Doggy Doo Blues - For Contest

Woke up this morning all forlorn
Piles of dog poop lie on my lawn

I’d love to find the offending mutt
Give his owner a cork for its butt!

Dog poop is a disgusting mess
It gets everywhere I must confess

Come on dog owners make me happy
Put your pooch in a doggy nappy

Notices say 'clean up dog poop' - 
All you need is a poop-a-scoop

Or simply carry a plastic bag …
If I see YOUR dog poohing – I will nag

Just clear up the offensive doggy doo - 
It’s not a difficult thing to do!

Contest – Everyone Poops – Roy Jerden
07~26~15

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2015

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Skat A Date: 9/24/2015 11:57:00 AM Jan, Congrats on your win. Another interesting contest. LOVE SKAT Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/26/2015 1:25:00 PM Thanks Skat:-) hugs Jan xx

Viv Wigley Date: 9/22/2015 8:01:00 AM When it comes to poo, how very true, Jan. I remain a Cat owner. Nicely written and congrats, Viv x Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/26/2015 1:25:00 PM I prefer cats to dogs but they dig up my garden and poop and drive me mad too!:-) hugs jan xx

Edward Johannes Date: 9/22/2015 3:44:00 AM Jan, I would hate to have you nag If I forgot the bag And could not pickup the doo The dog did strew On your lawn so green Causing you to pop a spleen. Congrats on your win! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/22/2015 7:45:00 AM LOL lovely rhyme thanks Edward:-) hugs Jan xx

Dr. Upma A. Sharma Date: 9/22/2015 12:48:00 AM Congrats on ur brilliant winning write Jan! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/22/2015 7:45:00 AM Thanks Dr Sharma:-) hugs Jan xx

James Fraser Date: 9/8/2015 3:17:00 PM It abhors me to see owners allowing their dogs to dirty anywhere without cleaning it up, more so in Public Parks where even their children are playing. Quite incredible to be honest~James xxx Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/8/2015 4:01:00 PM it is a disgusting thing James - we have notices in our parks - sadly the dogs can't read them:-( hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso Date: 7/30/2015 10:33:00 AM I too came back for a second chuckle!!! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/30/2015 11:23:00 AM aww thanks Arthur I do appreciate your support:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 7/29/2015 3:27:00 PM just came back to laugh at this picture and poem!!! hahaha Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/29/2015 6:05:00 PM Thanks Andrea - glad it made you smile:-) HUgs Jan xx

Paul Callus Date: 7/29/2015 3:07:00 AM Thank you for bringing awareness about this doggy business! I can't stand people walking their dogs, pretending to have a plastic bag tied to the leash ready for use, but it never gets used, even though their dogs are guilty of messing the pavement!! Hugs ~ paul Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/29/2015 6:55:00 AM Doggy business - you hit the nail on the head there lol:-) hugs jan xx

Constance La France Date: 7/28/2015 10:18:00 AM Jan, wonderful for the contest,7, I never thought I would see a contest like this but it is getting some real creative writes and thanks for visiting my Gull poem and all your many visits to my poems Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/28/2015 11:50:00 AM I'm really pleased Roy has done the contest - as you know I am the queen of poop poems lol - just hope Roy likes this:-) hugs jan xx

Eve Roper Date: 7/28/2015 8:09:00 AM top of the line poem a winner for sure and other 10++ poem Hugs Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/28/2015 11:49:00 AM Thanks Eve - wish they would amend the rating to 10 from 7 - can never understand why they chose that - then again I never look to see how the poem is rated - am just happy when it gets read and commented on - that is far more important:-) hugs jan xx

Darlene Gifford Date: 7/28/2015 2:46:00 AM Informative, and funny. Sure to be a big winner, Jan, as most of your entries are! Thanks for helping me in so many ways, and for your friendship....Darlene Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/28/2015 11:47:00 AM LOL Darlene i couldn't believe it - I googled doggy nappies for a joke for another poem - couldn't believe they actually exist! Now if only we could get them for seagulls! :-) hugs Jan xx Darlene Gifford Date: 7/28/2015 7:55:00 AM loved your doggy picture! Reminds me of that (Depends) commercial where the celebrates did this ad about adult diapers. Guess they really need the money for more mansions! Jan Allison Date: 7/28/2015 4:25:00 AM Thanks Darlene I do appreciate your support:-) It's tough having the title queen of poop but at least i don't write crap poems lol :-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 7/27/2015 7:40:00 PM I see Frank has visited you. Go see his poems . They are really nice! Jan, I wrote a poop poem but it will be a while before I post it. hahaha Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/27/2015 7:44:00 PM I have visited Frank many times Andrea it is so lovely to have him back on soup :-) Don't leave the poop poem too long :-) hugs jan xx

Harry Horsman Date: 7/27/2015 11:00:00 AM Oh this rings out the message Jan, as usual in your unique style..just love it.. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/27/2015 11:44:00 AM Thanks Harry - I just hope that Roy likes it:-) hugs Jan xx

Nette Onclaud Date: 7/27/2015 10:47:00 AM lol, you're a poop queen, jan.. my doggie would love this!.. wow.. huggs Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/27/2015 11:43:00 AM LOL Nette I hope i don't write crap poems... just poems about poop lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Shadow Hamilton Date: 7/27/2015 8:20:00 AM your wicked sense of humour shines out Jan gl in contest hugs 7 Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/27/2015 9:46:00 AM I don't know if it is poohey enough Shadow :-) hugs jan xx

Judy Konos Date: 7/27/2015 7:54:00 AM Reminds me of TWO neighbors. ONE neighbor walked his dog mornings to which he 'decked' the OTHER neighbors lawn! Weary from cleaning up the 'aftermath' the OTHER neighbor picked it up in a plastic bag walked across the street and FLUNG it into the ONE neighbors FRONT DOOR.....A Sight to Behold did Unfold! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/27/2015 9:45:00 AM LOL Judy - I walked up our road today to see a pooh bag deposited on one of the neighbour's garden walls - quite disgusting:-( hugs Jan xx

Sara Kendrick Date: 7/27/2015 7:49:00 AM Reads like a winner..Very creative way to go for the contest..I wonder how one plays the doggie poop game..LOL..Thanks for the visits to my page..I appreciate the time spent there..Sara Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/27/2015 9:44:00 AM one of the images of the game had pooh coming out the dogs behind - I can only hazard a guess at what the game entails lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Kelli White Date: 7/27/2015 7:22:00 AM They should make electronic sensors that go off singing this song when a dog enters your lawn to make a deposit. Hahaha Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/27/2015 9:43:00 AM LOL - great idea Kelli:-) hugs jan xx

Shane Cooper Date: 7/27/2015 3:50:00 AM Hi Jan, Great poem, I love the first two couplets. There seems to be a bit of a pooh fascination going on these days in some people's poems I notice. Good luck in the competition my friend Love Shane xxx Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/27/2015 9:42:00 AM I was blocked for writing a poem about a floating pooh - so this pooh contest is right up my street lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie Date: 7/26/2015 10:49:00 PM G'day Jan... you have described a world wide problem remarkably well Jan. Do you think this competition will be judged while eating breakfast? Thanks Jan - Lindsay Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/27/2015 1:48:00 AM Thanks Lindsay - have seen some great entries - I think Roy needs to judge this contest sitting down lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso Date: 7/26/2015 10:44:00 PM Well if I had a cork I sure know where I would stuff it, and its not on the dog!!! :) Hugs Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/27/2015 1:47:00 AM LOL Arthur - a tongue in cheek write but on a serious subject:-) I guess there is a subtle difference between writing crap poems and writing poems about crap lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 7/26/2015 10:26:00 PM I like Ken's word "whimsical" It surely is and so cute!! Love the picture of the nappy. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/27/2015 1:46:00 AM I hope the poem is poohey enough Andrea - a fun write on a serious subject:-) hugs jan xx When I saw the dog nappies and game I had to post the pics lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Ken Carroll Date: 7/26/2015 7:08:00 PM Whimsical write Jan.. fun to read! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/27/2015 1:45:00 AM Thanks Ken:-) hugs jan xx

Kp Nunez Date: 7/26/2015 6:15:00 PM Cute and just the right kind of poo, er, lightness, Jan. Goofluck in the contest! PS. Unable to get notifications last night, My email client again had issues...grrr. Hugs! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/26/2015 6:17:00 PM The same thing with lack of notification of comments is happening to Demetrios too :-( hope my poem is poohey enough lol:-) hugs jan xx

Mary Rotman Date: 7/26/2015 2:50:00 PM i like this poem a lot. You have a great sense of humor that resembles mine, I think. I think you have a good chance with this one! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/26/2015 2:55:00 PM Thanks Mary I love to write with humour whenever I can:-)hugs Jan xx

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