Yes, it's me, and I fess up,
A weird and humourous thing
Could take the Golden Pervert Cup!!
And it is true, I assure you,
And it's not a thing I wanted to do....
A week or so ago, I came home
from a shopping trip,
Arms fully loaded, I was
moving at a snail's clip,
Got to my trailer door,
Attempting to enter,
And nothing,...
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