Gooey Gossip

Did you hear the latest dear
Gooey gossip hot off the press
Like a cold beer for your ear
But hold what you know close to vest

I hear that man is really a ma’am 
Or it may be it is vise versa
The sports team is in a sham
No one willing to silver serve her

Well I’m told there’s no hope
For the pervert posing professor
He pretends to hold heart of gold
Till he caught red handed confessor

Well I hear another teal tale
Seems the woman lies to her mate
Aftermath is the dad bales
For she has lied about the father’s babe

What say you about the pew
Going to bust hell wide open
Of the few like me like you
Who gossip with tongues so golden

I say that if it is a fact
One can surely surrender to share
For no one is perfect as glass
Life is but a truth or dare

We share a truth and slanted news
Not always seeing the error of ways
Until the news is about you
Enjoy the gooey gossip of the day
Copyright © | Year Posted 2024

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