Gooey Gossip

Did you hear the latest dear Gooey gossip hot off the press Like a cold beer for your ear But hold what you know close to vest I hear that man is really a ma’am Or it may be it is vise versa The sports team is in a sham No one willing to silver serve her Well I’m told there’s no hope For the pervert posing professor He pretends to hold heart of gold Till he caught red handed confessor Well I hear another teal tale Seems the woman lies to her mate Aftermath is the dad bales For she has lied about the father’s babe What say you about the pew Going to bust hell wide open Of the few like me like you Who gossip with tongues so golden I say that if it is a fact One can surely surrender to share For no one is perfect as glass Life is but a truth or dare We share a truth and slanted news Not always seeing the error of ways Until the news is about you Enjoy the gooey gossip of the day