Pensioners Poems - Poems about Pensioners

...As for Mornings The skin on my feet crinkles and looks like an old newspaper left out in the sun, I have five pairs of shorts and can use none I have bought a cream for dry skin, but first, I nee......Read the rest...

...Games not straight Toffs on horses still killing foxes. Boris parties while we put nans in boxes. Chancellor won’t pay his rate. I tell you now, the games not straight . Palace pay......Read the rest...

...We are now officially well-aged, we have grab bars in the shower in case we wobble. Yet somedays we spring out of bed eager to take a slow run around the block but mostly not. We chat with ......Read the rest...

...It was a day of chaos The day the pensioners struck, Massed Mobility Scooters moving Forward like a Rugby Union ruck, Blocking all the streets In the centre of town, To all intents and purpose......Read the rest...

...A wobble waiting in the shed A joke cracked by Victorian comedians A test of youthful instability A trial by tarmac An unyielding seat with changing views A wetter way of travelling through ra......Read the rest...

...Grain, oil and gas from Russia; we must find other ways To ensure that the unhinged war criminal, Vladimar Putin pays They want sanctions lifted and they'll free up grain from Ukraine Seems ......Read the rest...

...Electric cars, they say it’s cheaper than petrol cars we agree on it is also good for the environment we agree to this too we like to befriend nature. The prices of electricity rise sharply, so mu......Read the rest...

...What can it be if not ignited tension Among retirees waiting for their pension That weakly caters for their weekly ration Their numerous legs, hundreds of suspension: A carbon copy of the crimina......Read the rest...

...DISGUSTING GRANDPARENTS "pensioners are revolting, they refuse to pay their TV licence" Indiana Shaw . . . : /......Read the rest...

...Christmas comes around once every year Feeling of happiness, toasting good cheer What does it now mean? I ask myself Material things replacing god's wealth?. What about people who go without? ......Read the rest...

...A CRY FOR HELP. O to live a life that's free of pain. Will I ever see that day again? I hope and pray I see that day, For constant pain is now my way. A simple accident did it for me. But......Read the rest...

...Coffin dodgers and nursing home lodgers, wrinklies, pensioners and plain old codgers. A drain on society, archaic models of piety, bed blockers, youth knockers, paragons of sobriety. But is all......Read the rest...

...Boys turned into men Acting chivalry needing to defend Thackray who never was Due to the wasp woman wanting buzz Gunners waited for Watford to arrive “Foul!” they did claim in a cry On ta......Read the rest...

...Staring out at the bridge Empty was his fridge In a United Kingdom dungeon World crumbling Canary needed attention Wondering about pension Off to Stamford he went Figuring out how to pay......Read the rest...

...A meeting was held Buzz was getting ready to tell Information that were facts Making people pack Since they got sacked When the canary entered the hive Already dungeon arrested in his div......Read the rest...