Six Days of Christmas
Six Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas my MP had for free
A partridge with all the trimmings. It didn’t come from Aldi
On the second of Christmas my MP had on me
Two vintage Champagnes, partridge with all the trimmings
and they didn’t come from Aldi
On the third day of Christmas my MP had on me three Harrod’s
Hampers, two vintage Champagnes, a partridge with all the trimmings
And nothing came from Aldi.
On the fourth day of Christmas my MP had on me four boxes of
Golden globes, three Harrod’s hampers, two vintage champagnes
A partridge with all the trimmings and nothing came from Aldi
On the fifth day of Christmas my MP had on me, Five golden rings!!
Four golden globes, three Harrod’s hampers, two vintage Champagnes
A partridge with all the trimmings and nothing came from Aldi.
On the sixth day of Christmas MP did to me. Raised all the taxes, wore five gold rings, sold four golden globes, ate three Harrods hampers, drank two vintage champagnes, ate a partridge with all the trimmings while I sat with a sandwich from Aldi!!
David Cox 22/11/2022
Copyright © Dave Cox | Year Posted 2022
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