Pee Pee Poems - Poems about Pee Pee

...It is quite common to kiss 'ouchys' on those wee. At three, my son asked to have bath autonomy. I tossed a washcloth, then stood where he could not see. Soon, he called out with words that complet......

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...Here, at The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, Poetrysoup is on the menu! And to save our sacred website, perhaps the world ... We must entertain and enter vague conspicuous contests ......

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...When I first learned how to read and write, I wrote the very first poem, that as an infant, I'd often recite. The following is the original of this childhood insight; Ga, Ga, Goo, Goo, Pee, Pe......

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...The outty and the inny Fleshy repeated stabbings Produce a ninny To be tossed to the fray And taught their worth for the day Is to obey What we say Of how, when, and why to play Its your mo......

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...On the first day of Christmas my doggie brought to me, pee-pee under my tree On the second day of Christmas my doggie brought to me, two licks of love and pee-pee under my tree On the third da......

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...Believe it or not these are actual town names in the U.S.A. and Canada BOOGER HOLE West Virginia CROTCH LAKE Ontario KNOCK EM STIFF Ohio INTERCOURSE Pennsylvania PEE PEE CREEK Ohio S......

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...Silly Jill found a pill And she dropped it in her tea She thought it was a urinating pill To help her go pee-pee But what she found, on the ground Was an Ex-lax pill...to muck So, she look......

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...Original poem posted Aug. 3, 2021 for Charles Messina's Contest: When I Let One Loose in the Elevator (for those who do not know, SBD means "Silent But Deadly") When I let one loose in the elev......

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...The wife is getting more creepy! As soon as I say, "I feel sleepy" She's out of sight For half the night And claims she had to go pee-pee!......

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...Here you go My lovely child So eager and wild Ready to see the world And all the ugliness it has to offer? I have a digital snack to proffer Touch, tap, and swipe Entertain the predators......

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...ooh! wee! I've gotsta gets up and pee it is the late night's wee, wee! i gotsta go and pee-e can't hold it in it about to blow in thee wind can't hold it back its about to be a late ......

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...(alternately titled: Pee pee song and dance routine) Invariably analogous setting kickstarts schlemiel to agitate excretory mechanism linkedin, viz body electric doth actuate merely upon turn......

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...Yes I did it, it was me When I had to go pee pee I never put the seat back down Now my woman wears a frown Her white toilet is now yellow I am such a stupid fellow In trouble because that night......

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...1,2,3, My name is Mr.G Would you like my awesome Tea Please no Mr.G it smells like pee pee And makes me feel silly Don’t worry that’s the point Now drink it or else. Please Mr.......

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...I hope you Dance.. One thing I have learnt , especially with this boy, Oh!! for the mind of a child..We need to view things from a child's perspective. With children there is a dance for everythin......

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