Pee Pee Poems - Poems about Pee Pee

...There is a change in the air Of supposed men Who reject they have a pair And desire women’s underwear How weak minded To follow this trend Of pretending this gender That you bend To follo......Read the rest...

...When I first learned how to read and write, I wrote the very first poem, that as an infant, I'd often recite. The following is the original of this childhood insight; Ga, Ga, Goo, Goo, Pee, Pe......Read the rest...

...The outty and the inny Fleshy repeated stabbings Produce a ninny To be tossed to the fray And taught their worth for the day Is to obey What we say Of how, when, and why to play Its your mo......Read the rest...

..."The universe is an implacable force sans any intention period." -- Physics 101, Lesson 1: "The Horror! The Horror!" * * * In Dixie, all us kin with kinfolk breed, like......Read the rest...

...On the first day of Christmas my doggie brought to me, pee-pee under my tree On the second day of Christmas my doggie brought to me, two licks of love and pee-pee under my tree On the third da......Read the rest...

...Believe it or not these are actual town names in the U.S.A. and Canada BOOGER HOLE West Virginia CROTCH LAKE Ontario KNOCK EM STIFF Ohio INTERCOURSE Pennsylvania PEE PEE CREEK Ohio S......Read the rest...

...Silly Jill found a pill And she dropped it in her tea She thought it was a urinating pill To help her go pee-pee But what she found, on the ground Was an Ex-lax pill...to muck So, she look......Read the rest...

...Original poem posted Aug. 3, 2021 for Charles Messina's Contest: When I Let One Loose in the Elevator (for those who do not know, SBD means "Silent But Deadly") When I let one loose in the elev......Read the rest...

...The wife is getting more creepy! As soon as I say, "I feel sleepy" She's out of sight For half the night And claims she had to go pee-pee!......Read the rest...

...Here you go My lovely child So eager and wild Ready to see the world And all the ugliness it has to offer? I have a digital snack to proffer Touch, tap, and swipe Entertain the predators......Read the rest...

...ooh! wee! I've gotsta gets up and pee it is the late night's wee, wee! i gotsta go and pee-e can't hold it in it about to blow in thee wind can't hold it back its about to be a late ......Read the rest...

...(alternately titled: Pee pee song and dance routine) Invariably analogous setting kickstarts schlemiel to agitate excretory mechanism linkedin, viz body electric doth actuate merely upon turn......Read the rest...

...Yes I did it, it was me When I had to go pee pee I never put the seat back down Now my woman wears a frown Her white toilet is now yellow I am such a stupid fellow In trouble because that night......Read the rest...

...1,2,3, My name is Mr.G Would you like my awesome Tea Please no Mr.G it smells like pee pee And makes me feel silly Don’t worry that’s the point Now drink it or else. Please Mr.......Read the rest...

...I hope you Dance.. One thing I have learnt , especially with this boy, Oh!! for the mind of a child..We need to view things from a child's perspective. With children there is a dance for everythin......Read the rest...