Sound of Running Water Prompts Urge To Urinate

(alternately titled: Pee pee song and dance routine) Invariably analogous setting kickstarts schlemiel to agitate excretory mechanism linkedin, viz body electric doth actuate merely upon turning faucet triggers unstoppable onset to micturate drinking coffee or caffeinated tea also functions as diuretic mimics similar rush'n spate oh boy... if I hesitate to whip out trouser snake late... he himself will humiliate courtesy warm liquid will trickle soiling pea green pants legs knotted together damns fate against pistol - unleash expletives post maturely ejaculate rank odor will permeate redeeming salvation drek written by this primate, which rather lame poem may titillate, though juvenile words when thee evaluate be mindful, cuz no control exists, hence humorously accentuate to tap kidney, draining the lizard, empty bladder all equate essentially to see man about a horse private tête-à-tête, thus no choice exists to alleviate non voluntary impulse, no rhyme nor reason unbeknownst to me why tinkling sound beckons ureic freight urgent whistle stop won't depreciate emergency crisis compounded with sudden necessity to defecate courtesy lathered soap or shaving cream, I fulminate teary eyed burning man sensation tripping feet blindly groping oh $*¡† toilet seat down - cant wait scramble in vain against impending date, when disaster strikes flash flood warning issued, hence I cannot narrate anymore hanging unto bough risking life and limb half a$$ poem I did create.