Old As Dirt Poems - Poems about Old As Dirt

...Tommy Tapioca’d married Margery Anne McDonald when each of them was twenty-one with just one thing in mind: To save the only offspring of the richest man in Scotland from falling prey to what he dee......Read the rest...

...Tommy Tapioca’d married Margery Anne McDonald when each of them was twenty-one with just one thing in mind: To save the only offspring of the richest man in Scotland from falling prey to what he dee......Read the rest...

... Guess Who, One Clue, Old As Dirt, Sometimes Curt. Tom’s Opinion 1/13/2021 She preaches forgiveness and promotes divisiveness, and isn’t plagued In her purpose by indecisiveness.......Read the rest...

...Georgia girl, barefoot in the sun, looking for adventures, Georgia girl, ready to take on the world, looking to make it big.. A young girl named trisha yearwood, smiling at everyone she met, a dr......Read the rest...

...Well how do you feel, now that you're over the hill you know that you're now well past your prime happy birthday to you, I wish you fifty more too but remember, fifty years is quite a long time......Read the rest...

...Saturday morning... I drive to the old country dirt road... I park and walk up to my blackberry honey hole... I hear nothing but the birds and the occasional friendly breeze. I am alone. Today soli......Read the rest...

...Most people got married in June because They took their yearly bath in May Body odor was the reason Of the flowers in a bouquet A big tub of hot water was used For a bath, so that's not comple......Read the rest...

...A land unto its own as old as dirt Condemned by voguish northern state of mind This realm you'd be hard-pressed to disconcert Though his'try would prefer it be maligned The secret twisted oak a......Read the rest...

...P Post-truths are words designed to mislead us O Obviously, yet "facts" that are appealing. S Some are political; some petty; why fuss? T Talking points survive, despite de-bunking. T Ti......Read the rest...

...How old are you? Old as dirt When I was young Men wore skirts No such things As jockeys then Guys bent over Showing Big Ben Men were men And ladies demure No skin showing But s......Read the rest...

...Are you the Aphrodite of the Greek tales Or the Artemis who admirers drooling sent? No, for Aphrodite had her little flaws And Artemis the fortunes of Orion bent. Nor are you the stunning star......Read the rest...

...How old are you? Old as dirt When I was young Men wore skirts Guys bent over Showing Big Ben Didn't wear Jockey's Way back when Men were rugged And ladies demure No skin showing But still h......Read the rest...

...How old are you? Old as dirt When I was young Men wore skirts No such things As jockeys then Guys bent over Showing Big Ben Men were men And ladies demure No skin showing But still had allure Just......Read the rest...

...Poor old Sammy warming his tired bones in the morning sun the passing car excited him so he forgot his age and tried to run I got his breakfast ready something easy to chew with an added treat p......Read the rest...

...You know that you’re old as dirt When your whole body does hurt— You grab a cane ‘stead of quirt And you’re just too old to flirt. It’s when you have to trim hairs From your nose and your big ......Read the rest...