Old As Dirt

How old are you?
Old as dirt
When I was young
Men wore skirts

No such things
As jockeys then
Guys bent over
Showing Big Ben

Men were men
And ladies demure
No skin showing
But still had allure

Just goes to prove
Defining what's hot
Is what we imagine
Not what you've got

Forgive us guys
It's how we're built
But you've been seen
Looking up our kilt

The moral is this
Believe it or not
Men chase women
Till guys get caught!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Breidenthal Avatar
July 29, 2015 at 10:54 PM
I've read this one some time ago. It's a real entertaining one to read. : ) I never mind reading more than once. Always, Laura
Ellison Avatar
July 30, 2015 at 5:54 AM
You are such a sweetheart my dear love... Jack xxx
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August 20, 2012 at 7:31 PM
I like it.
Ellison Avatar
August 20, 2012 at 8:24 PM
Thank you my friend! Cheers, Jack
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