Offside Poems - Poems about Offside

...Offside the tree row Plank the nuts and autumn leaves As sweepers keep them.......Read the rest...

...Both teams seem equal. Can we call this A and B? Coin tossed; goal-post chose; both, lo, relax for a wee; The referee blows his whistle, B to kick-start, Players plunge into deed; wet lips of spe......Read the rest...

...My husband is really grouchy and grumpy Only comes alive when we have rumpy pumpy Watches football on TV with beer in hand Offside rule is something I don't understand My husband's interest ......Read the rest...

...Will you make the cut? Or settle for a shortcut? Coaches' scuttlebutt Execute the steal Professing rather than real The truth to conceal Blessing progeny Highlights God's sovereignty Not......Read the rest...

...There is a calming sense When flipping a jaded pence A bit coin motion Needing a peaceful mind potion A pound here And a beer Does appear From the dear Working the bar Remembering a......Read the rest...

...Written for my friends son, bowling in the picture, for his 13th birthday. 05-13-2020 The sun is shining brightly, a special day has dawned The spectators they have no idea, the fear that will ......Read the rest...

...Covid 19 leaves restless kiddies with parents’ imagination at home So why not create fantasy in the lounge for a resilient pleasure dome Grannies’ chest of drawers comes alive as a goal with la......Read the rest...

...Video replay review video replay review I am so frustrated with you They said it was offside What are you getting at West Ham lied? Film makers should suggest Moving pictures are not perfec......Read the rest...

...Saltcoats born,Saltcoats bred His darts left many a defender for dead Had he not been flagged so often for offside His haul of goals would have sky-highed His quick reflexes the eye deceived Lea......Read the rest...

...Pick me, pick me, you beg and plead You think that you just what he need Today, you in the game, yea! Today you get to play and that totally made your day But you don't love the game, you love th......Read the rest...

...The Rules of Football I took my little boy  to a nearby football pitch  He said he was tired  of playing hide and seek  He now wanted a football  to play around and kick  As he clutched ......Read the rest...

...My name is Tom Cunningham, I’m retired now but thirty six years ago I had a very strange experience that I have never mentioned to anyone until now. It was November the seventh, nineteen eighty six,......Read the rest...

...FIFA was run by crooks and became the mafia. They selected the world cup hosts of Qatar and Russia, but who was corrupt the most, South Africa? All three countries never qualify but large quanti......Read the rest...

...running 12 men 24 in total, puffing carbon dioxide inhaling oxygen from the outside, shouting a teammate from the other side watch that space whistle,that one is playing offside think should d......Read the rest...

...Iran's offside goal Costa's wicked ricochet- hushed vuvuzelas Copyright © 2018 by Mark Toney. All rights reserved. Published 2018 in "2018 World Cup Senryu" via wattpad.com......Read the rest...