Funny Ode Poems
These Funny Ode poems are examples of Ode poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Ode Funny poems written by international poets.
Ode to ZilchOh, Nothing! You sly, elusive spud,
You’re the star of this poem (though technically dud).
You haunt empty fridges, blank quizzes, and minds,...
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ode, funny,
Ode to PastaYou are the stuff my culinary dreams are made of.
Unending shapes and sizes.
From skinny linguini to the rounded orecchiette
and squiggly fusilli.
As my tongue tastes...
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ode, food, funny, parody, passion,
Ode to the Three-Minute Poem PlopIn the study, bright and sunny,
I thought I'd try something funny.
Three minutes, that's all I need I cried,
As I set my timer, pen and paper...
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Categories:
ode, food, poems, poetry,
Realization of Love
I want romance. I want you and me to dance.
I want pleasure, and we both want to build a legacy in society. Honestly, I...
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Categories:
feelings, introspection, love,
Walk softly Ode to my walking stickLoyal companion carved from a sturdy oak.
This eternal gratitude will never be revoked.
You've been there for me more then
some human folk.
I think I may be...
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ode, 1st grade, age, funny,
Ode to the Bowling AlleyI like the sound these funny shoes
make slapping on the wood,
I’m no league-bowler, that’s for sure,
but most folks say I’m good.
My buds and I meet...
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ode, appreciation, friend, fun, imagery,
Ode to Pot Holes
Oh gaping chasm of misfortune
A sign of council extortion?
Roads not fit for purpose
Driving makes us nervous
Neglect of civil responsibility
The cause of such hostility
Oh pot hole...
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ode, car, corruption, england, funny,
A Shattered Sonata: Exposing the Falsity of Love's OdeA Shattered Sonata: Exposing the Falsity of Love's Ode
In the realm of deceit, her love poem bloomed,
A tapestry of falsehood, meticulously groomed.
Each word a masquerade,...
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Categories:
ode, age, art, black love,
Ode To a Bagel With Cream CheeseO delicacy born of
some cow's milk and dough
when toasted for breakfast
how I love you so
Whether topped with onions
or sesame seeds
or nothing at all
you fill all...
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ode, food, funny, humorous,
Ode To My PenMy dear incredible pen,
you are the pinnacle of writing instruments! Looking refined with your elegant ebony shaft and gold-filagree trim, you are a true technological...
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character, fantasy, feelings, funny
Ode To the CoffeemakerTo the little machine, that's so hard to clean
And sits alone on the shelf,
I'm thankful to you, for that potion you brew
That turns me into...
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Categories:
appreciation, funny,
Ode To the Versed Thief EverStole rhymes
nine times
For naught
...
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ode, funny, poetry,
Ode To Amber HeardOde to Amber Heard
My dog stepped on a bee,
But it didn't faze me,
'Cause I was high and thought it was funny.
Please, forgive me....
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Categories:
ode, dedication, dog,
Ode To JoeOh, how I love you so.
You are my morning pleasure.
My afternoon delight.
I crave you at night.
You sit in silence waiting my arrival.
Scenting the air with...
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cute, funny, humorous,
Eloquent Delinquent and the Tedium of the Long Hand FormThe curse of verse, at worst subversive,
Cursive, ad lib, tragic,
The means defines scenes, supreme beings let off steam,
Beauty queens daydream of magic.
Sense of place, being...
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Categories:
education, extended metaphor, funny,