Funny Ode Poems
These Funny Ode poems are examples of Ode poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Ode Funny poems written by international poets.
Ode to Pot Holes
Oh gaping chasm of misfortune
A sign of council extortion?
Roads not fit for purpose
Driving makes us nervous
Neglect of civil responsibility
The cause of such hostility
Oh pot hole...
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Categories:
ode, car, corruption, england, funny,
A Shattered Sonata: Exposing the Falsity of Love's OdeA Shattered Sonata: Exposing the Falsity of Love's Ode
In the realm of deceit, her love poem bloomed,
A tapestry of falsehood, meticulously groomed.
Each word a masquerade,...
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Categories:
ode, age, art, black love,
Ode To a Bagel With Cream CheeseO delicacy born of
some cow's milk and dough
when toasted for breakfast
how I love you so
Whether topped with onions
or sesame seeds
or nothing at all
you fill all...
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Categories:
ode, food, funny, humorous,
Ode To My PenMy dear incredible pen,
you are the pinnacle of writing instruments! Looking refined with your elegant ebony shaft and gold-filagree trim, you are a true technological...
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Categories:
character, fantasy, feelings, funny
Ode To the CoffeemakerTo the little machine, that's so hard to clean
And sits alone on the shelf,
I'm thankful to you, for that potion you brew
That turns me into...
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Categories:
appreciation, funny,
The Writer In Me SaysThe writer in me says I must be, ...
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Categories:
blue, computer, muse, poets,
Ode To the Versed Thief EverStole rhymes
nine times
For naught
...
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Categories:
ode, funny, poetry,
Ode To Amber HeardOde to Amber Heard
My dog stepped on a bee,
But it didn't faze me,
'Cause I was high and thought it was funny.
Please, forgive me....
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Categories:
ode, dedication, dog,
My PlaceI cannot recall my very first place
as a baby I did not know my home;
a new baby's room dressed with pretty lace...
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Categories:
baby, dog, friend, home,
Ode To JoeOh, how I love you so.
You are my morning pleasure.
My afternoon delight.
I crave you at night.
You sit in silence waiting my arrival.
Scenting the air with...
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Categories:
cute, funny, humorous,
Baby GirlIt is a beautiful spring morning, ...
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Categories:
love, parents, sky, teacher,
Eloquent Delinquent and the Tedium of the Long Hand FormThe curse of verse, at worst subversive,
Cursive, ad lib, tragic,
The means defines scenes, supreme beings let off steam,
Beauty queens daydream of magic.
Sense of place, being...
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Categories:
education, extended metaphor, funny,
An Ode To My PcYou make the minutes dribble
Down the meanderings of time
First drizzling
Then dripping
In dribs and drabs
Then dropping
In driblets
That drain the hours
And drown the days
And...
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Categories:
ode, addiction, funny,
An Ode To Ap LiteratureI do not see further meaning
behind the choice of word
To analyze this is demeaning
I think it is absurd
Whoever decided to write this
must...
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Categories:
ode, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Ode To a Traffic LightOh traffic light, oh traffic light
Why do you keep me waiting so.
Oh traffic light, oh traffic light
With your red light glaring and your ominous glow.
Oh...
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Categories:
ode, car, funny, humorous, light,