Nympho Poems - Poems about Nympho

The Poetry Nympho

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Butterfly stomach
Evolves the
Nympho of poetry
Jumping
Around the
Mystical forest
Inside my
Neurotic soul.

Been
Articulating the sounds of
Raindrops
Tearing from my soul.
Lactating ...

Ole - Bawdy Limerick

...Olé

Our nympho neighbour called Lucille
Yodels after sex, how she'd squeal
My poor husband Paul
Just bangs on the wall
As paper thin walls aren't ideal!

Lu’s bonking for ...

I Think Im In Danger - Away In a Manger Parody

...I think I’m in danger
I could end up dead
When my wife smells the perfume
on her side of the bed
The perfumes I buy her
From a cheap back-street dive
Don’t smell like this perfume
It’s Chanel ...

Abc With Mummy - a Woman Scorned

...A is for Ant (and for ass, your dad is an example of an ass)
B is for Bee (and for b*stard, your dad is a bast*rd - first class)

C is for Chicken (and for a word I don’t want to say - but see K)
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I Dont Want Your Nympho Sisters

...I don’t want a lot for Christmas
I don't want no fancy cruise
I don’t want your nympho sisters
I don’t want a crate of booze 

I’ve tried so hard not to buckle
Somethings tied my sprightly tong...

My Nubile Neighbour

...My nympho neighbour’s Sugar Cookie
She’s well known for her love of nookie,
Now she’s up the duff
Her hubs in a huff
And spends all his time with the bookie

For my on line friend '...

Uncle Dick Extended - Bawdy

...My uncle is married to Brandie -
A nympho who’s frequently randy
If she’s in the mood
He’s no chance of food ...
Their dining table comes in handy!

My uncle he dresses so dapper
W...

Uncle Dick - Bawdy

...My uncle is married to Brandie -
A nympho who’s frequently randy
If she’s in the mood
He’s no chance of food -
Their dining table comes in handy!

Limerick Fun Poetry Contest

Spo...

Fishes From Heaven - For If I Had a Secret Life Contest

...Fishes From Heaven

I’m sorry to leave that dear husband of mine
But Ted will be fine with his rod, reel and line
His love for his fishing left me in the shade
I often said Ted should have wed a...

In Silly Mood

...On Monday I saw you 
On Tuesday I knew
That when Wednesday came round
I would be in love with you
On Thursday I found you 
Naked in my bath 
When I dropped my trousers
My , How you did laugh.
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It's All Love

...Back turned on the world ain't nothin for me, wear shades at night protect my eyes from all my glory, true story." Living legend something like Robert Horry, oldest friend that’s still here- shout ou...

Free Cee Champagne Cheers and Cheap Beers Jeers

...CHAMPAGNE CHEERS AND CHEAP BEERS JEERS

Cheers to women who bend over a chair
Jeers to ladies who won’t bare what their bodies ought bear 
Hurray for every lady I lay
Hurrah for every bra that f...

Re Russells Nymph

...of Russell's Nymph

the rendered spell, the nymph can tell,
distraction never changes,
i too have been caught as well,
the nympho  re arrangement,
i swore by Gaul to end it all,
would run ...

Consumer Complaint

...Stop resenting me
For the way I shop
The things I do 
To make sure 
My  food is fresh

I confess I feel blueberries
In my fingers
To make sure they are firm
Not too ripe

I confess I shake...

The Foreigner

...Useless and awful, 
Far away from beautiful,
Not a friend, not a foe,
Minding my life and my woe,
Down with the fever of a nympho,
I cried ho… ho… ho,
When came your eyes toward pointing at my ...

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