Nympho Poems - Poems about Nympho

... Butterfly stomach Evolves the Nympho of poetry Jumping Around the Mystical forest Inside my Neurotic soul. Been Articulating the sounds of Raindrops Tearing from my soul. Lactating ......

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...Olé Our nympho neighbour called Lucille Yodels after sex, how she'd squeal My poor husband Paul Just bangs on the wall As paper thin walls aren't ideal! Lu’s bonking for ......

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...I think I’m in danger I could end up dead When my wife smells the perfume on her side of the bed The perfumes I buy her From a cheap back-street dive Don’t smell like this perfume It’s Chanel ......

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...A is for Ant (and for ass, your dad is an example of an ass) B is for Bee (and for b*stard, your dad is a bast*rd - first class) C is for Chicken (and for a word I don’t want to say - but see K) ......

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...I don’t want a lot for Christmas I don't want no fancy cruise I don’t want your nympho sisters I don’t want a crate of booze I’ve tried so hard not to buckle Somethings tied my sprightly tong......

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...My nympho neighbour’s Sugar Cookie She’s well known for her love of nookie, Now she’s up the duff Her hubs in a huff And spends all his time with the bookie For my on line friend '......

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...My uncle is married to Brandie - A nympho who’s frequently randy If she’s in the mood He’s no chance of food ... Their dining table comes in handy! My uncle he dresses so dapper W......

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...My uncle is married to Brandie - A nympho who’s frequently randy If she’s in the mood He’s no chance of food - Their dining table comes in handy! Limerick Fun Poetry Contest Spo......

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...Fishes From Heaven I’m sorry to leave that dear husband of mine But Ted will be fine with his rod, reel and line His love for his fishing left me in the shade I often said Ted should have wed a......

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...On Monday I saw you On Tuesday I knew That when Wednesday came round I would be in love with you On Thursday I found you Naked in my bath When I dropped my trousers My , How you did laugh. ......

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...Back turned on the world ain't nothin for me, wear shades at night protect my eyes from all my glory, true story." Living legend something like Robert Horry, oldest friend that’s still here- shout ou......

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...CHAMPAGNE CHEERS AND CHEAP BEERS JEERS Cheers to women who bend over a chair Jeers to ladies who won’t bare what their bodies ought bear Hurray for every lady I lay Hurrah for every bra that f......

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...of Russell's Nymph the rendered spell, the nymph can tell, distraction never changes, i too have been caught as well, the nympho re arrangement, i swore by Gaul to end it all, would run ......

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...Stop resenting me For the way I shop The things I do To make sure My food is fresh I confess I feel blueberries In my fingers To make sure they are firm Not too ripe I confess I shake......

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...Useless and awful, Far away from beautiful, Not a friend, not a foe, Minding my life and my woe, Down with the fever of a nympho, I cried ho… ho… ho, When came your eyes toward pointing at my ......

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