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Free Cee Champagne Cheers and Cheap Beers Jeers

CHAMPAGNE CHEERS AND CHEAP BEERS JEERS

Cheers to women who bend over a chair
Jeers to ladies who won’t bare what their bodies ought bear 
Hurray for every lady I lay
Hurrah for every bra that falls upon my floor
Praise to women going through a nympho phase
Applause for women who pause to f*ck me
I’m clapping for lovers who don’t have the clap
I’m giving a standing ovation for women who are not experiencing ovulation 
I roar for every whore and horny woman
And Lord protect the lord of protection
Because their ain’t no maybes
I don’t need no f*cking babies
     © 2012 copy write…..PHREEPOETREE ~free cee!~
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Kearley Avatar
July 10, 2012 at 7:40 PM
:-O Hahahahaha....Your Funny!
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