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Uncle Dick Extended - Bawdy

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My uncle is married to Brandie - A nympho who’s frequently randy If she’s in the mood He’s no chance of food ... Their dining table comes in handy! My uncle he dresses so dapper Whilst Brandie resembles a slapper Tight tops plunge so low Huge boobies on show Their neighbours wife sure wants to slap her The neighbour’s husband has now clued That Brandie sunbathes in the nude He’ll climbs up his stairs And views all she bares To 'bird watching' he is now glued! Part 1 written for Tania's contest but i couldnt resist extending the poem 08/30/20

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Jack Horne

Date: 9/16/2020 11:20:00 AM

LOL, a sure winner here in the contest

Sean Kelly

Date: 9/14/2020 12:59:00 AM

Having read and laughed my head-off at your winning piece ( Well deserved) I didn't think it could get better, but it DID! Clever/ witty perfectly rhymed presentation. We may not always have something to laugh about , BUT , there is always something we can laugh at ! And you smash it here ! I hope "UNCLE" can keep up with her, if not, at least he'll die with a huge smile on his face .Write onnnnn , Seán

Jan Allison
Date: 9/16/2020 2:39:00 PM

thanks Sean I adore the limerick form and the chance to be a little risque and make folk smile lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin

Date: 9/6/2020 10:30:00 AM

Ha Ha Ha, LOVE it Jan, you never disappoint with your humor, a great set of hilarious limericks added to your original! hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 9/16/2020 2:38:00 PM

thanks for the inspiration with the contest:-) hugs jan xx

Jan Allison
Date: 9/16/2020 1:39:00 PM

it was such fun to write i couldnt stop after the first poem:-0 hugs jan xx

M. L. Kiser

Date: 9/5/2020 10:07:00 AM

Now that was fun! Enjoyed.

Jan Allison
Date: 9/5/2020 10:44:00 AM

thanks ML the first poem was for a contest but i couldn't resist extending the story a little:-) hugs Jan xx

Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 9/3/2020 6:48:00 PM

love the title Jan ;) Linda

Jan Allison
Date: 9/4/2020 10:10:00 AM

Thanks Linda, I couldn't resist the title lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 9/3/2020 5:05:00 PM

Hello Jan ... aside from your enjoyable limerick set, a friend of mine discovered why his son was so keen to use the trampoline. The woman next door was sunbaking topless - thanks once again Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 9/4/2020 10:09:00 AM

hahaha love it:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 9/2/2020 9:04:00 AM

Your limericks never fail to deliver, Jan:) The initial contest one is great, but the extension is also worthy of note lol. Hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 9/4/2020 10:09:00 AM

thanks Paul I do enjoy this form:-) hugs jan xx

Emilia James

Date: 9/1/2020 3:10:00 PM

lol and thank you again Jan. Emilia xx

Jan Allison
Date: 9/4/2020 10:06:00 AM

thanks for reading Emilia:-) hugs jan xx

Pashang Salehi

Date: 8/31/2020 12:21:00 PM

Thanks again, I needed that...

Jan Allison
Date: 9/4/2020 10:06:00 AM

glad you enjoyed the humour Pash my sweet butterfly friend:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 8/31/2020 6:51:00 AM

- Every place has such a neighbor so I see a bit of the charm ... there are quite a few weird people out there ... or "birds" ... (I have birds ... lots of birds :) - Really funny, Jan :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 9/4/2020 10:01:00 AM

lol thanks sweet friend:-) hugs jan xx

Viv Wigley

Date: 8/30/2020 11:52:00 PM

Oh, Matron! Great romp, Jan, a tonic. Hope you're both well. Viv x

Jan Allison
Date: 9/4/2020 10:01:00 AM

thanks Mr Viv couldnt be better - covid free 106 days here and apart from the border being closed its pretty much back to normal:-) hugs jan xx

Michelle Faulkner

Date: 8/30/2020 7:17:00 PM

So glad you posted the 'extended' version, Jan - I can relate to the neighbor's wife seeing red-

Jan Allison
Date: 9/4/2020 9:47:00 AM

Thanks Michelle - must be awful if this was for real with the neighbour being a peeping tom:-( hugs jan xx

David Grimm

Date: 8/30/2020 6:55:00 PM

Bawdy indeed. David

Jan Allison
Date: 9/4/2020 9:47:00 AM

thanks David:-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 8/30/2020 2:52:00 PM

Love the extended version Jan, pure Benny Hill bawdy lol. Tom

Jan Allison
Date: 8/30/2020 2:57:00 PM

lol yes it is slightly Benny Hillesque lol:-) I am flattered Tom:-) hugs jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 8/30/2020 11:29:00 AM

Thanks for the laugh! But where did you find that photograph of me focused on Brandie? Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 8/30/2020 1:36:00 PM

oh I hope you dont mind me posting it Rico lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 8/30/2020 11:07:00 AM

ha! glad you did, jan! very funny!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/30/2020 1:36:00 PM

thanks Ilene:-) hugs jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 8/30/2020 10:37:00 AM

Hilarious, Jan. I like the expanded version as much as the original. Great limerick! Hugs, Carolyn

Jan Allison
Date: 8/30/2020 1:35:00 PM

I like the extended version too lol:-) hugs Jan xx

John Jones

Date: 8/30/2020 10:22:00 AM

Love this. Really tickled my funny bone. More please.

Jan Allison
Date: 8/30/2020 1:34:00 PM

I try and write fun poems John especially love limericks probably posted over 500:-) hugs Jan xx

Bobby May

Date: 8/30/2020 8:58:00 AM

Hahahahahahahaha, love it Sis!!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/30/2020 9:15:00 AM

lol Bobby I couldn't resist extending the poem so glad you found it funny:-) hugs jan xx

Charlie Smith

Date: 8/30/2020 8:38:00 AM

Some muses never change, thank God. You are a treasure to this site Some muses never change, thank God. Jan, you are a treasure to this site...

Jan Allison
Date: 8/30/2020 8:55:00 AM

oh tell me again Charlie lol:-) I just try and make folk smile if folk dont like it then don't have to read:-) hugs Jan I am so glad you commented, I am so glad you commented xxx

Charlie Smith
Date: 8/30/2020 8:40:00 AM

I don't know what happened .