Long Nympho Poems

A is for Ant (and for ass, your dad is an example of an ass)
B is for Bee (and for b*stard, your dad is a bast*rd - first class)

C is for Chicken (and for a...

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On Monday I saw you 
On Tuesday I knew
That when Wednesday came round
I would be in love with you
On Thursday I found you 
Naked in my bath 
When I dropped my trousers
My , How you...

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Poisen in the well and you offer me a drink.
kiss do tell  sweetheart.
Where coming  to a slow decline I think.

I swear on the bible I got from a hotel.
Dreams of rejection  without...

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Back turned on the world ain't nothin for me, wear shades at night protect my eyes from all my glory, true story." Living legend something like Robert Horry, oldest friend that’s still here- shout out...

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Stop resenting me
For the way I shop
The things I do 
To make sure 
My  food is fresh

I confess I feel blueberries
In my fingers
To make sure they are firm
Not too ripe

I confess I shake 
Cans...

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Fishes From Heaven

I’m sorry to leave that dear husband of mine
But Ted will be fine with his rod, reel and line
His love for his fishing left me in the shade
I often said Ted should have...

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I think I’m in danger
I could end up dead
When my wife smells the perfume
on her side of the bed
The perfumes I buy her
From a cheap back-street dive
Don’t smell like this perfume
It’s Chanel number Five

She’s been...

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Useless and awful, 
Far away from beautiful,
Not a friend, not a foe,
Minding my life and my woe,
Down with the fever of a nympho,
I cried ho… ho… ho,
When came your eyes toward pointing at my low,
Darling...

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I want a girl that I can meet 
Greet 
And eat
No wining and dining just straight to the treat
A fit sexy mamma with a J Lo seat

Someone that can do things I never thought of...

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I don’t want a lot for Christmas
I don't want no fancy cruise
I don’t want your nympho sisters
I don’t want a crate of booze 

I’ve tried so hard not to buckle
Somethings tied my sprightly tongue
I just...

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CHAMPAGNE CHEERS AND CHEAP BEERS JEERS

Cheers to women who bend over a chair
Jeers to ladies who won’t bare what their bodies ought bear 
Hurray for every lady I lay
Hurrah for every bra that falls upon...

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My uncle is married to Brandie -
A nympho who’s frequently randy
If she’s in the mood
He’s no chance of food ...
Their dining table comes in handy!

My uncle he dresses so dapper
Whilst Brandie resembles a slapper
Tight tops...

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