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I Dont Want Your Nympho Sisters

I don’t want a lot for Christmas
I don't want no fancy cruise
I don’t want your nympho sisters
I don’t want a crate of booze 

I’ve tried so hard not to buckle
Somethings tied my sprightly tongue
I just want to make you chuckle 
With a slightly risqué pun

I just want to sit and write
But I’ve sat here half the night
Seeking words to use
All I want for Christmas is muse... 



24 December 2020
For: Christmas Rhyme Contest
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin

[Note: I actually was struggling to write when I penned the above, so every word is true...
Mind you, if you happen to have a couple of nympho sisters...]

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Jan Allison

Date: 12/23/2020 4:17:00 PM

ha ha ha sure made me smile I can just hear mariah carey singing this lol, very best wishes for the festive season:-) hugs jan xx

Terry Flood
Date: 12/23/2020 4:22:00 PM

Jan, I’ve scrubbed so much dross in the last week or so, I really thought I was done for (my last block was about nine months). This just kinda happened. Thanks for being, literally, my quickest ever response (about a minute). All the very best for the season. Warmest regards. Terry