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Uncle Dick - Bawdy

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My uncle is married to Brandie - A nympho who’s frequently randy If she’s in the mood He’s no chance of food - Their dining table comes in handy! Limerick Fun Poetry Contest Sponsored By Tania Kitchin 08/29/20

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Jack Horne

Date: 9/16/2020 11:22:00 AM

ah, I see this was a first place winner & quite rightly so too

Jan Allison
Date: 9/16/2020 4:30:00 PM

the follow up was even more fun to write lol:-) hugs jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 9/7/2020 2:26:00 PM

Big congrats on your top win, Jan! Love this one. Hugs, Carolyn

Jan Allison
Date: 9/7/2020 2:43:00 PM

I continued the string lol, there may be more of uncle dick and brandie in the future lol:-) hugs jan xx

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 9/7/2020 12:58:00 PM

Congratulations on your win. What a cute/funny write. Love the pink hair and lollipop.Enjoy your win.................

Jan Allison
Date: 9/7/2020 2:42:00 PM

thanks Paula:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 9/6/2020 3:09:00 PM

way to go ,Jan, Big congrats!!

Jan Allison
Date: 9/6/2020 4:49:00 PM

thanks Andrea:-) hugs Jan xx

Sam Kauffman

Date: 9/6/2020 2:53:00 PM

There is your wonderful humor on the menu again my friend! Guess dinner was going to be late! Congratulations on your first place win!

Jan Allison
Date: 9/6/2020 4:48:00 PM

yes dinner was late they were busy laying the table lol:-) hugs jan xx

Janice Canerdy

Date: 9/6/2020 2:25:00 PM

Good one, Jan! CONGRATS! Janice

Jan Allison
Date: 9/6/2020 4:35:00 PM

thanks Janice I have extended the original poem with another 2 verses:-) hugs jan xx

Hilo Poet

Date: 9/6/2020 12:18:00 PM

Oh, very hilarious, Jan, do not think I'll be able to view my dining table as being just that anymore, Congrats for your 1st Place win, Aloha! William

Jan Allison
Date: 9/6/2020 4:35:00 PM

lol William:-) hugs jan xx

John Watt

Date: 9/6/2020 11:25:00 AM

Congrats to wonderful, funny Jan for the Dick and Brandie laughs. I also enjoyed the 'extension' but not as much as Dick did, I imagine. Thanks for the many laughs during troubled times, my friend. Hugs ~ John

Jan Allison
Date: 9/6/2020 4:24:00 PM

thanks John we need more laughter in our lives that's for certain, thanks for your very enjoyable mail:-) hugs jan xx

Robert L. Hinshaw

Date: 9/6/2020 9:22:00 AM

Congrats, Jan, for your well deserved number one win for this very witty entry. Many thanks for you kind comment for my win. Best on you - Bob

Jan Allison
Date: 9/6/2020 4:23:00 PM

thanks Bob:-) hugs Jan xx

Newton Ranaweera

Date: 9/6/2020 7:25:00 AM

Congratulations, Jan, for your Top Win in this contest!! It's a great piece!

Jan Allison
Date: 9/6/2020 7:51:00 AM

thanks Newton i did post 2 follow up verses too in Uncle Dick Extended lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin

Date: 9/6/2020 7:22:00 AM

Jan, congratulations on your first placement with your hilariously bawdy limerick! hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 9/6/2020 7:51:00 AM

I'm sop glad you enjoyed it Tania lol I can't resist this fun form... I did 2 more stanzas about Uncle Dick and Brandie, it is called Uncle Dick extended, hope you will drop by and read the continuing saga :-) :-) thanks for the inspiration with your contest:-) hugs jan xx

Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 9/3/2020 6:46:00 PM

Like duct tape--a thousand and one uses! LOL Great one Jan. laf

Jan Allison
Date: 9/4/2020 9:43:00 AM

ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Emilia James

Date: 9/1/2020 3:07:00 PM

You are so good at writing Limericks, they always make me smile. Thank you. Emilia xx

Jan Allison
Date: 9/4/2020 9:39:00 AM

I think its my favourite form:-) hugs jan xx

David Grimm

Date: 8/30/2020 6:53:00 PM

lol, lol I needed a good laugh. David

Jan Allison
Date: 9/4/2020 9:38:00 AM

thanks david:-) hugs jan xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 8/30/2020 5:51:00 PM

My, Jan -- Whatever could they be using that dining room table for. I just wish I had a better imagination. lol. Chuckling away here in Chicago! Thanks, Gershon

Jan Allison
Date: 9/4/2020 9:38:00 AM

lol thanks GW:-) to answer your question ... I think that they were busy laying the table:-)hugs jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 8/30/2020 10:35:00 AM

:) Oh, dear! At least they've found a second use for the table. LOL Great limerick, Jan. Best wishes in the contest! Hugs, Carolyn

Jan Allison
Date: 8/30/2020 1:33:00 PM

Thanks Carolyn:-) hugs Jan xx

Quoth Theraven

Date: 8/29/2020 8:34:00 PM

Jan, What a way to set the table. A Limerick in finest feast. -Richard

Jan Allison
Date: 8/30/2020 1:33:00 PM

dont you mean lay the table lol:-) hugs jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 8/29/2020 8:21:00 PM

G'day Jan ... you've done it again Jan. This limerick is really good - thanks for the giggling Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 8/30/2020 1:32:00 PM

thanks Lindsay:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 8/29/2020 6:19:00 PM

GREAT sexy limerick, Jan. Very well done.

Jan Allison
Date: 8/30/2020 1:32:00 PM

thanks Andrea 2 more stanzas have been written and posted:-) hugs jan xx

Jenna Logan

Date: 8/29/2020 3:54:00 PM

hmmm, I don't think I'll be accepting a dinner invitation to their home anytime soon. So very funny, Jan!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/30/2020 1:30:00 PM

thanks jenna i love your poem with Tom, he is such a lovely man and so funny:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 8/29/2020 2:05:00 PM

Haha, hope that table has strong legs Jan. Tom

Jan Allison
Date: 8/30/2020 1:29:00 PM

lol Tom:-) hugs jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 8/29/2020 1:42:00 PM

ha! very funny, jan! good luck in the contest...

Jan Allison
Date: 8/30/2020 1:28:00 PM

thanks Ilene I have posted part 2 now :-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 8/29/2020 1:36:00 PM

- ... :))) ... mood is important :))) - (think I have seen this picture before :))) ... I used it in Bobby's contest :))) - Best wishes in the contest - Have a wonderful weekend, Jan :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 8/30/2020 1:27:00 PM

oh gosh i knew i had seen it before I couldnt remember whose poem it was on - do u want me to find another?:-) hugs jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 8/29/2020 12:45:00 PM

Well said! Emily Post may abhor her table manners, although I would be happy to give Brandie a good licking! Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 8/30/2020 9:27:00 AM

omg that is hilarious Rico:-) hugs jan xx

John Watt

Date: 8/29/2020 11:26:00 AM

Who needs dinner when you have Brandie on the menu? Can't wait to read your follow on lims! Enjoyed the laugh, Jan

Jan Allison
Date: 8/30/2020 9:27:00 AM

I posted the follow up poems lol:-) She is quite a lass is his wife Brandie:-)hugs Jan xx