In Silly Mood

On Monday I saw you On Tuesday I knew That when Wednesday came round I would be in love with you On Thursday I found you Naked in my bath When I dropped my trousers My , How you did laugh. On Friday I decided A willy extension I need I've booked the operation Oh how I hope it succeeds On Saturday we try out my new foot long tool People passing heard you cry out I thought that was cool. On Sunday I'm shattered I've been such a big hit but now you are demanding I send you into orbit. In January its freezing So we stay in bed In February I'm wheezing From all you offered . In March I am thinking Of visiting the doctor again But you promise Viagra Will help ease my pain. In April I realise What a fool I have been My willy became a throne and you were my queen. In May you are dancing Around my rigid pole In June you are romancing and I must play your fantasy role. In July I need a holiday My body needs rest but you won't keep your hands still Until I meet your request. In August I'm planning A week on my own You won't give me any time for eating and I'm all skin and bone . In September my member Becomes my flexible friend but the relief is so brief Because your skill has no end . In October I'm dreaming Of chopping it off but you pretend you're the doctor and I am to cough. In November I'm flagging I can't take much more but I live with a nympho shopaholic and I am the store . In December my member In plastic is cast I'll wrap it for you at Christmas and I can have some peace at last.