In Silly Mood
On Monday I saw you
On Tuesday I knew
That when Wednesday came round
I would be in love with you
On Thursday I found you
Naked in my bath
When I dropped my trousers
My , How you did laugh.
On Friday I decided
A willy extension I need
I've booked the operation
Oh how I hope it succeeds
On Saturday we try out
my new foot long tool
People passing heard you cry out
I thought that was cool.
On Sunday I'm shattered
I've been such a big hit
but now you are demanding
I send you into orbit.
In January its freezing
So we stay in bed
In February I'm wheezing
From all you offered .
In March I am thinking
Of visiting the doctor again
But you promise Viagra
Will help ease my pain.
In April I realise
What a fool I have been
My willy became a throne
and you were my queen.
In May you are dancing
Around my rigid pole
In June you are romancing
and I must play your fantasy role.
In July I need a holiday
My body needs rest
but you won't keep your hands still
Until I meet your request.
In August I'm planning
A week on my own
You won't give me any time for eating
and I'm all skin and bone .
In September my member
Becomes my flexible friend
but the relief is so brief
Because your skill has no end .
In October I'm dreaming
Of chopping it off
but you pretend you're the doctor
and I am to cough.
In November I'm flagging
I can't take much more
but I live with a nympho shopaholic
and I am the store .
In December my member
In plastic is cast
I'll wrap it for you at Christmas
and I can have some peace at last.
Copyright © Darren Watson | Year Posted 2014
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