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My Nubile Neighbour

My nympho neighbour’s Sugar Cookie
She’s well known for her love of nookie,
Now she’s up the duff
Her hubs in a huff
And spends all his time with the bookie

For my on line friend 'Sugar Cookie' who is expecting her baby in January

09/14/20

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Mark Koplin Date: 9/19/2020 4:47:00 PM Gotta love nookie cookies Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/20/2020 7:43:00 AM LOL:-) hugs jan xx

Jack Horne Date: 9/16/2020 11:19:00 AM LOL, hope all goes well with Cookie's little crumb : ) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/16/2020 1:38:00 PM I am sure she will be fine lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 9/15/2020 3:13:00 PM so I take it "up the duff" means pregnant? I can only imagine where that came from. hahaha Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/15/2020 3:27:00 PM ha ha ha:-) hugs jan xx

Caren Krutsinger Date: 9/15/2020 1:06:00 PM I imagine that Sugar Cookie loves this! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/15/2020 3:27:00 PM she LOVES it lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie Date: 9/14/2020 10:00:00 PM G’day Jan … is the bookie laying odds on a boy; a girl; twins; or heaven forbid: the father - thanks again Jan - Lindsay Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/15/2020 9:49:00 AM lol Lindsay thankfully no bets are needed they know its a boy:-) hugs jan xx

Gershon Wolf Date: 9/14/2020 7:32:00 PM I wouldn't lay odds on Sugar Cookie's hubby that he's gonna have a 'happy landing!' Chuckles and Grins, Jan! Thanks, Gershon Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/15/2020 9:48:00 AM Thanks GW:-) hugs jan xx

Sam Kauffman Date: 9/14/2020 4:17:00 PM Great fun, Jan! Hope all goes well for Sugar Cookie, her hubby and the baby. Are they taking odds on the sex of the baby? Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/15/2020 9:47:00 AM They know already ... its a little boy:-) hugs jan xx

Victor Buhagiar Date: 9/14/2020 1:19:00 PM Good fun poem but here's hoping for a safe delivery. ~~ Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/14/2020 2:27:00 PM yes that's the most important thing victor:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 9/14/2020 12:25:00 PM ... :)))) .... Sweet and delightful, Jan :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/14/2020 2:27:00 PM thanks Anne-Lise:-) hugs jan xx

Rico Leffanta Date: 9/14/2020 11:56:00 AM Nympho neighbours are the best kind! One wonders what you could have done with "bikkie" (biscuit)? Aloha! Rico Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/14/2020 2:24:00 PM oh crumbs! i dare not answer that comment lol:-) hugs jan xx

Michelle Faulkner Date: 9/14/2020 11:32:00 AM Such fun rhymes, Jan, definitely giggle worthy! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/14/2020 2:24:00 PM thanks Michelle and cookie was delighted I am posting the poem lol:-) hugs jan xx