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My Nubile Neighbour

My nympho neighbour’s Sugar Cookie
She’s well known for her love of nookie,
Now she’s up the duff
Her hubs in a huff
And spends all his time with the bookie

For my on line friend 'Sugar Cookie' who is expecting her baby in January

09/14/20

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Mark Koplin September 19, 2020 at 4:47 PM Gotta love nookie cookies Jan Allison September 20, 2020 at 7:43 AM LOL:-) hugs jan xx

Jack Horne September 16, 2020 at 11:19 AM LOL, hope all goes well with Cookie's little crumb : ) Jan Allison September 16, 2020 at 1:38 PM I am sure she will be fine lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich September 15, 2020 at 3:13 PM so I take it "up the duff" means pregnant? I can only imagine where that came from. hahaha Jan Allison September 15, 2020 at 3:27 PM ha ha ha:-) hugs jan xx

Caren Krutsinger September 15, 2020 at 1:06 PM I imagine that Sugar Cookie loves this! Jan Allison September 15, 2020 at 3:27 PM she LOVES it lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie September 14, 2020 at 10:00 PM G’day Jan … is the bookie laying odds on a boy; a girl; twins; or heaven forbid: the father - thanks again Jan - Lindsay Jan Allison September 15, 2020 at 9:49 AM lol Lindsay thankfully no bets are needed they know its a boy:-) hugs jan xx

Gershon Wolf September 14, 2020 at 7:32 PM I wouldn't lay odds on Sugar Cookie's hubby that he's gonna have a 'happy landing!' Chuckles and Grins, Jan! Thanks, Gershon Jan Allison September 15, 2020 at 9:48 AM Thanks GW:-) hugs jan xx

Sam Kauffman September 14, 2020 at 4:17 PM Great fun, Jan! Hope all goes well for Sugar Cookie, her hubby and the baby. Are they taking odds on the sex of the baby? Jan Allison September 15, 2020 at 9:47 AM They know already ... its a little boy:-) hugs jan xx

Victor Buhagiar September 14, 2020 at 1:19 PM Good fun poem but here's hoping for a safe delivery. ~~ Jan Allison September 14, 2020 at 2:27 PM yes that's the most important thing victor:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen September 14, 2020 at 12:25 PM ... :)))) .... Sweet and delightful, Jan :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Jan Allison September 14, 2020 at 2:27 PM thanks Anne-Lise:-) hugs jan xx

Rico Leffanta September 14, 2020 at 11:56 AM Nympho neighbours are the best kind! One wonders what you could have done with "bikkie" (biscuit)? Aloha! Rico Jan Allison September 14, 2020 at 2:24 PM oh crumbs! i dare not answer that comment lol:-) hugs jan xx

Michelle Faulkner September 14, 2020 at 11:32 AM Such fun rhymes, Jan, definitely giggle worthy! Jan Allison September 14, 2020 at 2:24 PM thanks Michelle and cookie was delighted I am posting the poem lol:-) hugs jan xx

Panagiota Romios September 14, 2020 at 10:59 AM Hilarious, Jan. You brought a smile to my face Thanks Hugs, Panagiota x Jan Allison September 14, 2020 at 11:11 AM the only truth in the poem is she's pregnant , we were chatting on line and i rhymed cookie with nookie and the poem was formed lol:-) hugs Jan xx