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Nerd Poems - Poems about Nerd

Premium Member George Patrick Carlin
George Denis Patrick Carlin he was not everybody’s darlin’ initially everyone thought him a nerd but then he gave us the seven words ...

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Categories: nerd, humorous,
Form: Clerihew
Premium Member Let Me Tell You Bout The Nerd And The Bees
My Famous Favorite Poet, One day, I'll write like you own it. Your gorgeously written sonnet, Mines are like bees in my bonnet. Words hum dimly and don't brighten, Yours float high, and they enlighten. All my poems acquire honey, They buzz about sounding funny. Each of your sonnets shines like gold, With words that glow, so all behold. My poems hid inside a beehive, While...

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Categories: nerd, poetry, poets,
Form: Couplet



Premium Member Chet The Educated Idiot
Chet wore his plaid pants up to his pencil protector People ran from the cafeteria when they saw him He was an incessant talker Never let anyone else speak We have all been cornered by him His prattle is boring; scientific crap Stuff none of us care about Quantum physics, montum shizzicks, We don’t even believe in whatever it is We are from the...

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Categories: nerd, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Bob
I once had a buddy named Bob He was an unbearable slob I pressed him a suit And dressed him up cute He dirtied it quickly, the knob....

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Categories: nerd, fashion, friend, friendship, funny,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Nerd Alert
Doing a crossword puzzle, to be frank, One fulfilling task of filling the blank. It perks up the brain testing my IQ, Doubting the depth of what I thought I knew. It virtually takes me 'round the globe As I fret frantically, poke and probe. With trendy themed ones I feel like a fool; What was I doing all...

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Categories: nerd, humorous,
Form: Couplet



Premium Member The Book Nerd
I am a book nerd he said. All day and all night. I read under my covers with a worn-out flashlight. My mother and father say, “stop reading that book!” But I hide inside the closet, it is my own little nook. v...

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Categories: nerd, books,
Form: Rhyme
Nerd
Yes, I'm a nerd. But, on the basis that you call me a nerd, is absurd. So what if I'm shy and quiet? How on earth does that prove that I'm not right? I feel suffocated when I'm with you guys. I honestly think you're nothing but a bunch of hypocrites. How come we are the villains when you shed your...

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Categories: nerd, bullying,
Form: Rhyme
Chuck
Chuck There once was a show named “Chuck” It didn’t have much luck After five seasons it was gone Oh it felt so wrong For Chuck was about a nerd Who ran with the herd A fun loving guy in a comedy no less Always making life a mess Each episode an adventure or a quest Making it fun to watch as a guest It had...

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Categories: nerd, character, humor, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Nerd
nerd bookish, scholarly reading, studying, learning satisfied, fulfilled, validated, nerd...

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Categories: nerd, 10th grade, 4th grade,
Form: Cinquain
Oh I Feel So
Oh I feel so... The heaviness in my body, The darkness of my soul, The sight of my eyes, The years I grow old. Oh I feel so... Stupid and hopeless, For being pure inside, heart, To be known as prettiest, But feels better as nerd. Oh I feel so... Sad to be friendly and positive, Sometimes, I feel dumb, Bad for myself to sail all the ships To get broke by...

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Categories: nerd, betrayal, break up, emotions,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Absurd Computer Nerd
There was a certain computer nerd Who yearned to do something absurd--- He went to the john It came out all brown--- Delighted, he could now program a turd...

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Categories: nerd, computer, silly, technology,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member The Nerd
They called him "The Nerd" where he went to school He read books and wrote poems; he wasn't too cool Built radios and robots; never played billiards or pool Loved ballet and opera --- What a dumb fool! Whenever he drove, he followed the rules Never exceeded the speed limit, the...

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Categories: nerd, cool, irony, satire,
Form: Monorhyme
Doomed Dolt, Numbed Nerd, Trampled Trumpery:4
Behind his endless daydream, behind his boundless self-esteem, what's picking up steam? Swines Capture Team, proceeding plans stacked ream over ream, as well as their seamless dragnet scheme. Hush money he can pay, for impunity he can pray, Justice never looks the other way. Futile his bark and bay, futile his bray, imminent his reckoning day. Donald, a sham...

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Categories: nerd, corruption, satire,
Form: Rhyme
Doomed Dolt, Numbed Nerd, Trampled Trumpery:3
the Medicare, an undeserved fund the patients spend, which seems extremely excrescent, must be crushed immediately without any mend. No coverage serves them right! Be they gravely ill or convalescent. In his favor, all the rules the Capitol shall bend, prosecution immunity, business chance----each prerogative coming on end. His flagrance in abuse of power, plus republicans' acquiescence, plunges to a...

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Categories: nerd, corruption, political, satire,
Form: Rhyme
Doomed Dolt, Numbed Nerd, Trampled Trumpery:2
During election and after, buzzwords loud and clear, brags loud and clear, the motherer lumps all milestone feats into his merits sphere, as if to the national pantheon he had already drawn near. Still one declarable thing we never hear: his tax sheets of every past year, the wrappings of all his enormities that would cost U.S. dear. Financial...

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Categories: nerd, corruption, political, satire,
Form: Rhyme

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