Nerd Poems

George Patrick Carlin

George Denis Patrick Carlin
he was not everybody’s darlin’
initially everyone thought him a nerd
but then he gave us the seven words

Let Me Tell You Bout The Nerd And The Bees

My Famous Favorite Poet,

One day, I'll write like you own it.
Your gorgeously written sonnet,
Mines are like bees in my bonnet.
Words hum dimly and don't brighten,
Yours float high, and they enlighten.
All my poems acquire honey,
They buzz about sounding funny.
Each of your sonnets shines like gold,
With words that glow, so all behold.
My poems hid inside a beehive,
While

Chet The Educated Idiot

Chet wore his plaid pants up to his pencil protector
People ran from the cafeteria when they saw him
He was an incessant talker
Never let anyone else speak
We have all been cornered by him

His prattle is boring; scientific crap
Stuff none of us care about
Quantum physics, montum shizzicks,
We don’t even believe in whatever it is
We are from the

Bob

I once had a buddy named Bob
He was an unbearable slob
I pressed him a suit
And dressed him up cute
He dirtied it quickly, the knob.

Nerd Alert

Doing a crossword puzzle, to be frank, 
One fulfilling task of filling the blank.

It perks up the brain testing my IQ,
Doubting the depth of what I thought I knew. 

It virtually takes me 'round the globe 
As I fret frantically, poke and probe.

With trendy themed ones I feel like a fool;
What was I doing all

The Book Nerd

I am a book nerd he said. All day and all night.
I read under my covers with a worn-out flashlight.
My mother and father say, “stop reading that book!”
But I hide inside the closet, it is my own little nook.


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Nerd

Yes, I'm a nerd.
But, on the basis that you call me a nerd, is absurd.
So what if I'm shy and quiet?
How on earth does that prove that I'm not right?
I feel suffocated when I'm with you guys.
I honestly think you're nothing but a bunch of hypocrites.

How come we are the villains when you shed your

Chuck

Chuck

There once was a show named “Chuck”
It didn’t have much luck

After five seasons it was gone
Oh it felt so wrong

For Chuck was about a nerd
Who ran with the herd

A fun loving guy in a comedy no less
Always making life a mess

Each episode an adventure or a quest
Making it fun to watch as a guest

It had

Nerd

nerd
bookish, scholarly
reading, studying, learning
satisfied, fulfilled, validated,
nerd

Oh I Feel So

Oh
I feel so...
The heaviness in my body,
The darkness of my soul,
The sight of my eyes,
The years I grow old.

Oh
I feel so...
Stupid and hopeless,
For being pure inside, heart,
To be known as prettiest,
But feels better as nerd.

Oh
I feel so...
Sad to be friendly and positive,
Sometimes, I feel dumb,
Bad for myself to sail all the ships
To get broke by

Absurd Computer Nerd

There was a certain computer nerd
Who yearned to do something absurd---
   He went to the john
   It came out all brown---
Delighted, he could now program a turd

The Nerd

They called him "The Nerd" where he went to school
   He read books and wrote poems; he wasn't too cool
Built radios and robots; never played billiards or pool
   Loved ballet and opera --- What a dumb fool!

Whenever he drove, he followed the rules
   Never exceeded the speed limit, the

Doomed Dolt, Numbed Nerd, Trampled Trumpery:4

Behind his endless daydream, behind his boundless self-esteem, what's picking up steam?
Swines Capture Team, proceeding plans stacked ream over ream, as well as their seamless dragnet scheme.

Hush money he can pay, for impunity he can pray, Justice never looks the other way.
Futile his bark and bay, futile his bray, imminent his reckoning day.

Donald, a sham

Doomed Dolt, Numbed Nerd, Trampled Trumpery:3

the Medicare, an undeserved fund the patients spend,
which seems extremely excrescent,
must be crushed immediately without any mend. 
No coverage serves them right! Be they gravely ill or convalescent.
In his favor, all the rules the Capitol shall bend,
prosecution immunity, business chance----each prerogative coming on end.
His flagrance in abuse of power, plus republicans' acquiescence, plunges to a

Doomed Dolt, Numbed Nerd, Trampled Trumpery:2

During election and after, buzzwords loud and clear, brags loud and clear,
the motherer lumps all milestone feats into his merits sphere,
as if to the national pantheon he had already drawn near.
Still one declarable thing we never hear: his tax sheets of every past year, the wrappings of all his enormities that would cost U.S. dear.
Financial

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