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Long In the Tooth Male Doth Recount Reflect Reimagine
Long in the tooth male doth recount, reflect, reimagine...
his woebegone damn dental daze today May 5th, 2021 

No particular rhyme nor reason
garden variety indentured flunky (me)
revisits his salmagundi salad days, 
when oral blight smote 
left...

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Categories: nerd, 2nd grade, absence, age, body, cinco de
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member It's Not Too Late
One seat back from where I sat in almost every class was where this wimpy, red-haired nerd, I’d hated from the start,
Made a point of sitting, thinking - if he played it right - because...

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Categories: nerd, inspirational, relationship,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Parting Instructions For My Oldest
You did not choose to be born,
much less Black Lives Really Should Equally Matter born
into this legacy,
your familial and civil Two-Connecticuts destiny.

I realize that,
And regret perhaps my own choices
in response to invitations for care-giving
and healthcare-receiving
were...

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Categories: nerd, appreciation, caregiving, health, integrity, love, political, wisdom,
Form: Prose Poetry
Premium Member The Tutor -- One of My Spicier Pieces - Academically Denounced - I'M Sure
A week before my senior year at Honeysuckle High School, with me our starting quarterback - who’d never failed a test -
The friend of mine who - ever since I’d barely passed the first one...

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Categories: nerd, humor,
Form: Verse
Premium Member How My Sister and I Duped a Crook - 2nd Half
2nd HALF - due to Poetry Soups file size limitation - 

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Categories: nerd, funny, humor,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Canned 'stink' - State of the Art For Crowd Control
Canned ‘STINK’ - State of the Art for Crowd Control
                         ...

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Categories: nerd, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Inevitable Death Defines Life
Inevitable death defines afterlife

I mull mortality 
thru lens crafted occipital orbs
regarding a better future
experience sing a space oddity – 
whar incessant yaks
exuding a big hurt
emanate as cosmic atomic 
bipedal hominids replete roof lee wax
during a...

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Categories: nerd, absence, allah, angel, anxiety, atheist, bereavement, death,
Form: Rhyme
History's Sad Song
History's Sad Song (Revised)

throughout my life
I've heard many a sad song
relating to the lyrics
that seemed to play too long

way back during the Crusade
where religious debt was paid
by the bloodlust of so many
could not ye God...

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© Bob Shank  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: nerd, introspection, life, , western,
Form: Free verse
While Daydreaming About Timepiece Inventors
While daydreaming about timepiece inventors...
as the figurative curtain closes on 2022

How arbitrary the assignment
of seconds, minutes, hours,
days, months, years...
to the passage of time,
and I would be hard pressed
to differentiate one moment
from the next without the...

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Categories: nerd, 11th grade, 12th grade, adventure, creation, december,
Form: Free verse
My Lack of Lucky Charm
You raise me up above the mountains
You bring me below the vibrant valleys
You allow me to weep happy fountains 
When I walk in your bright alleys

Enormous in envy my heart is
Nervouscited for what lies ahead...fed...

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Categories: nerd, deep, desire,
Form: Verse
The Aura of Time: the Depressed Thumb Toe Though
***Do me a favor, readers...also, read the second part of this lyric. If you don't, I'll be disappointed...I worked hard on this song. I wrote this all night...took me from 11 PM to 2:30 AM...

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Categories: nerd, angst, deep, depression, desire, emotions, encouraging, freedom,
Form: Lyric
Bully Me You, I Exemplified Archetypal Scapegoat
Bully me you, I exemplified archetypal scapegoat

Even as an old curmudgeon, aye pucker
and raspily suction, albeit toothless mouth
drawing reminiscent guffaws affecting 
(think feeble attempt 
impersonating plumber plunging - 
unclogging backed up toilet), 
flushed with satisfaction,
now...

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Categories: nerd, anger, angst, anniversary, anti bullying, anxiety, august,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Franken Dragon
On one dark and stormy night… on a local, lonely, wind swept moor,
A very young and slightly mad scientist did some craziness, for sure.
Now mind you, he was only 3 years young, but, yet, still...

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Categories: nerd, adventure, fantasy, fun, funny, humor, humorous, imagination,
Form: Light Verse
Societal Rants
Put your clothes on.
Being proud of your body only goes so far.
You’re 14.
Calm down.
Aren’t we supposed to be kids?
You’re trying not to be.
You may look 21, but you aren’t.
Why would you want to grow up?

He...

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Categories: nerd, betrayal, confidence, for her, social, society, truth,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member In Love With a Nerd
1. Too fired up
he exaggerates every niggle
and squashes every chance to assuage our boils.
He acts without a lode star
putting everything under weigh
and exhibiting ignorance with flames of literacy.
Reading without play decorates stupidity
I play the cheap...

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Categories: nerd, appreciation, art, beauty, boyfriend, caregiving, change, cute
Form: Lyric
Premium Member Why I Despise Nerds
When Cinderella Chesterfield turned 17 years old, her and I were classmates in a class called ‘classic dance’.
I was just a freshman, while Cindy was a junior, and every Wednesday morning I’d be praying for...

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Categories: nerd, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Super Moon, Gnomes, and Dragon
December is our busy month, just like that charming Spring Break, you bet!
And Dragon’s in the thick of things, something that others sometimes regret.
But not our Fraternity buddies, it’s Dragon time, and mischief… all the...

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Categories: nerd, adventure, fantasy, fun, funny, humor, humorous, imagination,
Form: Light Verse
Congruity
The forces of nature are being perverted, turning good into bad, and the bottom line, 
the key to it all is profit. 
 Primates choose co-existence within a group driven by forces of the first...

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Categories: nerd, visionarynature, fear, money, nature,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member Perchance To Dream
Do you ever look forward to falling asleep...
In hopes of escaping into sweet dreams so deep? :)

If you dread nightmares, careful what TV you watch
(My advice: E.W.T.N. is topnotch!)

Could read the Bible till your eyelids...

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Categories: nerd, bible, cheer up, death, depression, endurance, heartbreak,
Form: Couplet
Child Behaviour
you can't blame your Parents or the government
your life was created by your choices
yet how does fate play it's part
are you saying 

parents have no effect on child development 
Are you saying that teachers have...

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Categories: nerd, inspiration, international,
Form: Narrative
Although After Whereas
Although I sit on a long brass plank
             of          scarlet    ...

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Categories: nerd, angst, anxiety, god,
Form: Free verse
Fair and Equal World
We come to this world of surprises at a time we don't choose!

Not knowing if we'll get to a paradise or hell would break loose!

We are born to parents whom we yet have to know...

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Categories: nerd, change, desire, dream, hope, inspirational, rights, world,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Those Were the Days, I'M Telling You
High School ~

Being asked to search my memory of school 'daze' gone by
is asking quite a lot of me but I promise to give it a try.
A country high school can't compare to a fancy...

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© Lin Lane  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: nerd, introspection, school, , cute,
Form: Rhyme
What Actually Is School
What Actually is School?

The Education Act 1996 (UK) defines a pupil as someone “for whom education is being provided at a school,” and as a person under 19, seeing a school as an educational institution...

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Categories: nerd, child, children, cool, desire, destiny, dream, education,
Form: Haibun
Skin-Color Doesn'T Matter, Part I
I remember when I was young,
playing with my best friend Jerome,
we had some woods behind our houses,
our frontier, where we would go roam.
We played soldier, explorer, cowboy,
as most young boys are known to do,
we were...

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Categories: nerd, culture, how i feel, race, racism, society,
Form: Narrative

Book: Shattered Sighs