Best Nerd Poems

My Famous Favorite Poet,

One day, I'll write like you own it.
Your gorgeously written sonnet,
Mines are like bees in my bonnet.
Words hum dimly and don't brighten,
Yours float high, and they enlighten.
All my poems acquire honey,
They buzz about sounding funny.
Each of your sonnets shines like gold,
With words...

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Nerd, unpopular
Facebook calls, founder’s stock shares
“Geek” is the new cool

Entry for Natalie Fllikkema's "Talkin Technology" competition...

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there once was a thief from chile

who liked to drink milk with a lilly

well the judge was aghast

examining his past

but decided he was just silly.
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There was once a nerd so eager to lurk
Well fed up with his life and his cattle
So  he took off with a boat
But that boat did not float
And started to swim from Dover to Dunkirk...

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once a child with a rattle

enjoyed crawling around cattle

till its mother found out

and to her ex did shout

you lost your custody battle.
...

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True love for a nerd (specifically a logophile)

True love for a nerd, specifically a logophile... is him not interrupting you while you read, just watching your face, and you, who could read through 7th period in all its rowdy noisiness, who wouldn't look up from...

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I sit all day with pen in hand and computer on lap.

While I research I dream of when we'll meet.  

I watch the films, documentaries & anime.   

A multi-talented musician. All of this makes me a nerd....

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When you love a nerd
Don't ask why they question you being hydrogen
Or why they diagnosed you with containing copper and tellurium 
Do not wonder why they label you as "relative" to them

When a nerd loves you
Understand you are the 1
They even think you're CuTe
Know they...

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1. Too fired up
he exaggerates every niggle
and squashes every chance to assuage our boils.
He acts without a lode star
putting everything under weigh
and exhibiting ignorance with flames of literacy.
Reading without play decorates stupidity
I play the cheap one, I expect a ponce reaction
but even before a step...

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the Medicare, an undeserved fund the patients spend,
which seems extremely excrescent,
must be crushed immediately without any mend. 
No coverage serves them right! Be they gravely ill or convalescent.
In his favor, all the rules the Capitol shall bend,
prosecution immunity, business chance----each prerogative coming on end.
His flagrance...

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Oh dear, I just realized what I could do,
with the Hungry Caterpillar plushy, 
enveloped by paper, for my cute new
nephew. He’ll learn to spell his name by three....

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The Truck Driver

By Elton Camp

Bruce had a job he wasn’t wild about.
He drove a big truck on a regular route.
Then on one fine summer day,
He stopped at a café on the way.

Bruce was sitting at the bar on a stool
Minding his business as was his...

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Nice - I'm a nerd
Emptiness fills my cranium
Rain springs out of my eyes - blurs my glasses 
DANGER DANGER 
((just give me a second)) I'm sneaky and smart! IN YOUR FACE xDD...

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five Mexican men,
the black Jaguar put him
in their so tough minds...

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I once had a buddy named Bob
He was an unbearable slob
I pressed him a suit
And dressed him up cute
He dirtied it quickly, the knob....

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