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Short Nerd Poems

Short Nerd Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Nerd by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Nerd by length and keyword.


Dandy Unique Nerd Gag Twelve
looseness the bowels
analogy poems words
all allegory...

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Categories: nerd, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku



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Deep classic music
Irritating cartoon show
Played to mock a  nerd...

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Categories: nerd, music
Form: Senryu
Dandy Unique Nerd Gag Six
five Mexican men,
the black Jaguar put him
in their so tough minds...

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Categories: nerd, sick,
Form: Senryu
Dandy Unique Nerd Gag Ten
To make incense balls  After sunset ducky time  The dandy right wing...

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Categories: nerd, adventure, dark, insect,
Form: Monoku
Dandy Unique Nerd Gag Thirteen
the weaken dude winks 
one eye covered by a straw
other one by chip...

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Categories: nerd, insect,
Form: Senryu



Dandy Unique Nerd Gag Nine
blindly drunk dandy 
saw the sow thought it a cow 
a drunkitous smell...

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Categories: nerd, allegory, analogy,
Form: Senryu
Dandy Unique Nerd Gag Eight
acts psittacosis
carries the cheap cows out put
nerd gag see two eight...

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Categories: nerd, adventure,
Form: Senryu
Dandy Unique Nerd Gag Eleven
there, a red bear left 
fit-run poetics board here
the right dandy wink...

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Categories: nerd, allegory, analogy, anxiety, dad, truth,
Form: Haiku
Dandy Unique Nerd Gag Two
inner dare to speak
a white-black lizard "real Jew"
blue glasses red hat...

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Categories: nerd, jewish, poets, racism,
Form: Senryu
Dandy Unique Nerd Gag Four
knockout is coming
drum drum dom dom tuck tach ko
on right time and place...

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Categories: nerd, desire, destiny,
Form: Haiku
Dandy Unique Nerd Gag Five
dandy could not run
salt, alive white worms, tequila, 
and heavy drinkers...

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Categories: nerd, for him,
Form: Senryu
Premium Member People and Some Creation
Laws created by who?
Bean counting in people's minds 
Nerd dom, just fuels'...

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Categories: nerd, appreciation, assonance, conflict,
Form: Senryu
Dandy Unique Nerd Gag Seven
have you heard lately--
lovely and cute little knocks!?
on that wooden board!...

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Categories: nerd, silence, silly, simple, sin, , cute,
Form: Senryu
Dandy Unique Nerd Gag Three
my friend let have fun
playing with him stone and egg,
the cat and mouse game...

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Categories: nerd, fun,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member Thought of the Day
Better off being a rebel, a nerd ~
Than as a blind follower of the herd

02-April-2022...

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Categories: nerd, muse,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Thought of the Day
Far better to be a rebel, a nerd ~
Than a mere blind follower of the herd

03-July-2022...

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Categories: nerd, introspection,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Nerd
nerd
bookish, scholarly
reading, studying, learning
satisfied, fulfilled, validated,
nerd...

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Categories: nerd, 10th grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th
Form: Cinquain
My Friend the Nerd
Embraced by bits and bytes
And yet forever lonely
I showed him Playboy sites
He visits them ’text only'...

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Categories: nerd, computer-internet,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Bob
I once had a buddy named Bob
He was an unbearable slob
I pressed him a suit
And dressed him up cute
He dirtied it quickly, the knob....

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Categories: nerd, fashion, friend, friendship, funny, giggle, humor, silly,
Form: Limerick
I'M Not Busy, I'M Not Broke and I'M Not Happy
Do you have a favorite pick-up line?
One you've never heard?
One that makes you happy?
Enough to go out with a nerd?

Let's hear it........

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© Judy Konos  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: nerd, funny
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Cool Nerd
Nerd, unpopular
Facebook calls, founder’s stock shares
“Geek” is the new cool

Entry for Natalie Fllikkema's "Talkin Technology" competition...

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Categories: nerd, people
Form: Haiku
Premium Member Nerd Dad
once a child with a rattle

enjoyed crawling around cattle

till its mother found out

and to her ex did shout

you lost your custody battle....

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Categories: nerd, angel, baby, child, child abuse, divorce, giggle,
Form: Limerick
The Chip
The nerd invented a special chip
His co-workers called him a clueless dip
But the chip took-off
Which gave them a cough
Now they're staying clued to his hip...

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© Daisy Ward  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: nerd, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member On the Usefulness of Comeuppance
Comeuppance is a useful word  
          when confronted by a beggar nerd

        Give him no more than tuppence
          a fitting and proper comeuppance...

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Categories: nerd, language, money, word play,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Be Not Perturbed
My dear reader, please, don't be afraid
When I say stuff like discombobulate
I say big words
Because I'm a nerd
Not to label your intelligence as "up for debate"...

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Categories: nerd, funny,
Form: Limerick

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