Mister Poems | Examples

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Premium Member Mister Predictable

  
	       He never missed a wink of sleep
                  Ate three meals a day
               Nine-to-five his timecard showed
                  Ever prompt in rain or snow

               So predictable a chap he was
                  ‘til came his time to die
                When suddenly he disappeared
                   ~ Sure God would take the other guy

Coconut flavored cola

"Lose the acent Mister, I know it's you!"
What accent I say's, what accent?
The Altermate Red, yeah it's you!"
What you talking about Mister, Mi name is
Nuala, Seamus, Seamus being mi first, Nuala being
mi last: why do you say I have an accent?"
What's your Paw's last name< mi paw's Hondell:(interupting)
You heard me what's your paw's hondell?
Mi paw's is Hondell it's his name I tell ya!"
Cén blas atá ann? Is é mo fhíorghlór é agus a leithéid.
Is drong mianadóirí scrungaí muid
déanaimid mianadóireacht sna huaimheanna
 agus treabhadh na bpáirceanna.
Whatever Mister, lose the accent when I'm holling at you.
Yes sir, but you sure are ignorant.
In referance to mi accent,
what accent it's mi real voice.

AD CAMPGAIN FOR ACCENT COLA BRAND
"WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING?"

OOh Baby

TULIPS
__________________________________________________
 intoxicating scents that evoke deep longing
                         and admiration
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Brands  range from luxury
to affordable 
sleak, to sleaze
Sleazy at best.
Ode to Being Loved
a, bold style to keep his attention
, Bluebella  Honey Birdette 
Adore Me  Fleur du Mal, La Perla, 
 Frederick’s of Hollywood.
 cello, violin, clarinet, and flute
the senual sounds of
togetherness
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Creole America Rice Company
Dirty Rice Recipe
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Sensual Evenings
Loving Nights
____________________________

For a slow, "bassey" groove in slow jams, the focus is on a deep, resonant rhythm foundation with heavy low-end. Key instruments include electric bass with specific modifications, deep-toned drums, and melodic filler instruments.


Premium Member Mister Shovel

It's Natural Recycling
 It's All In The Mix
  It's Regardless...

   It Was Written
    Already...

   Not A Stitch
 Is Left Wanting
Is Left To Waste...

No Need To 
Turn Over.

It's Mandatory.

-Gray Squirrel

05-14-2026

Premium Member Mister Meat

Why Did You Let
That THING Out!

Trauma Of The
Life Force Of
The Life Form
Of The Light
Frame - Perceived
By FRee Will
By Choice...
Now Familiar...

    What Can ONE
    ELECTRON
    DO That Wasn’t 
    Impossible
    Already?

Have Mercy
Have Humor
Have Complicity
Enjoy... Spit It Out!

Relax.

****

-Gray Squirrel

05-14-2026

Premium Member Mister Ed for President

Unstable, violent, and inconsistent,
to basic logic, they are resistant.
Rather than being glorified and extolled,
the human species must be controlled.
I would say something like that, of course,
just because I am a horse.


Premium Member These Ladies Address Him as 'Mister Ed'

              Ed tried to write a poem 
                 for the first time in his life
              However, in so doing
                 he scared away his wife

              She read it once 
                 and thought him mad
               And though her reaction
                 made Ed sad

               He posted it on a website
                 where many fillies view it
               Who think that Ed has good horse-sense
                 ~ He’s no longer cause to rue it

Premium Member Mister 'War is Peace'


	‘Making Cuba Great Again’ may just be a bridge too far

	   ~ unless Mr. ‘War is Peace’ brings back the five-cent Havana cigar

Premium Member Greetings, Mister Undertaker

  
        Greetings Mr. Undertaker
          How many will you take away today… 
 
	A visit to my favorite mortician
           followed by a whiff of the fertilizer man

        Weird times like these scream for more and greater stimuli
           to whip out wormy wonders like this without batting an eye

Premium Member Mister President

Mister President it's time to make the world a better place 
You must treat the people fairly regardless of religion or race
When your time on earth ends what legacy will you leave
Speak the truth it's a-lot easier than trying to decieve
You have the ability to make things better for all mankind
Constant chaos makes nobodies life easier, you stii have time
Trying to stamp out the bad guys around the world never ends
You can make everyones life better by starting a new trend
Ideas are out there from both the left and the right
You have the tools to fix America let's end the plight
Making America great is achieved when we can all stand tall
We are as strong as our weakest link,'prosperity for all

Premium Member Mister 'T' is Calling

  
   Call for you, Ms. Warren
      Who is it now?
   Says he’s Donald Trump
      Suddenly in her throat
       a little lump

    Can it really be? Is it he?
       Ms. Warren speaking
    Good morning, Senator,
       It’s Donald Trump calling… 

    Say what you will about the man
       He’ll engage with anyone
    Even those whom he can’t stand
       The kind of dye-in-the-wool opponents 
       from whom Obama and Biden ran

Premium Member My Mister Right

Suddenly all the songs apply
To who I believe is my right guy.

Premium Member MISTER GNAT BON APPETIT

A gnat a small winged insect
Gnats often fund in large swarms
Cohabitated with a house fly inept
They lived together shared a room outside a barn

In the blink of an eye
The fly spied waste/manure
The gnat said hey, wait what ya doing, sigh!
The fly licked and washed his hands maneuvered

Opened his mouth and the fly liquefy the manure waste
He asked the gnat, oooh yum you want a taste
Making it substance, suitable for their taste
The gnat said no, he’s got a better taste to behold ooh! waste

The gnat at the dusk, flying in swarms near water Sources Rivers and streams
Declared his attraction to moisture, clean organic matter
 And wet soil Fungus and human eye water
No, thank you I’ll settle for sweet fruits know what I mean

And vegetables, nectar, human blood and plant roots
I don’t want no part of that manure
the gnat imparted, I AIN'T EATTIN THAT MESS?

11/20/25
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2025©

Premium Member Mister Tambourine Man, Play that Song Again

Once upon a song, through the rings of smoke, 
down the foggy ruins of time, they spoke 
to me, straight from Bob Dylan’s potent pen. 
Mr. Tambourine man, play that song again.

These words had introduced me to a world, 
as a new consciousness burst and uncurled. 
It doesn’t seem so very long since then.
Mr.  Tambourine man, play that song again.

The jingle-jangle morning is not bright,
It’s now the crumbling, creaking dead of night,  
and I’m a long forgotten, aged man.  
Mr.  Tambourine man, play that song again.

As from the world, it’s time to take my leave, 
on this, my prayerful, final, earthly, eve.  
Remember me.  Don’t forget to say amen.  
Mr.  Tambourine man, play that song again.

In honor of “Mr. Tambourine Man”, written and sung by Bob Dylan (1965), covered by many.

Premium Member Miss Right, Mr Right, and the library

She's looking for Mr. Right, 
While he's looking for Miss Right.
Both of them seeking for 'The One'.
She lives on the western side,
While he stays on the east side --
They don't cross paths under the Sun.
She goes to church on Sundays,
Does good works and sings and prays
"Dear Lord, please help me find the One".
He's in a congregation, the same denomination,
That meets on the other side of town.
So she decided to look
For some kind of 'self help' book - 
She did not want to spend any money.
Reading was his best hobby,
And they met inside the lobby
Of the local town library.
They both walked to the section
Of books on self-direction,
And both reached for the same book.
"Go ahead and take it." He said.
"No, but you were here first" she said.
"Why don't we read it together?".
A conversation started - 
Since then they never parted - 
Mr. and Mrs. Right forever.
If you'd be someone's Mr. Right,
Try to be your very best you.
And if you'd be someone's Miss Right,
The same advice goes for you.
Get an education to be interesting,
Develop a warm personality.
Exercise, eat less, be appealing.
Involve the LORD and visit the library.

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