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Mister Magoo

Mister Magoo -
“Quincy’s” eyesight’s askew.
This old geezer
tried his hand as “Ebenezer.”

Old Mister

silent oak tree sentinel guards my yard
I call him Old Mister
he drops acorns that try to grow new oak trees
they land in a cinder piles, planting themselves
In a few weeks tiny oak leaves form.
If you gently pull them out of the cinders
You will see a tiny oak tree growing out of an acorn.
I pulled twenty

No More Mister Gneiss Guy

Geologists say ‘by your leave’,
we’re famously polite:
we wear our heart upon our sleeve,
rejoice at rhyolite.
We’re very patient people, but
I tolerated stuff before
that I’m not taking any more:
up with this I will not put.

Don’t bring to me your xenolith,
preposterous, fantastic:
I’m done with make-believe and myth:
my ire is pyroclastic.
Don’t tell me pressure makes a gem,
discomfort forges what’s

Saturated Phat

Frottier Chui is someone often seen through the yes of
Lovers as someone who's able
to instill the need for coupling for
those who beleive in his approach.Sounds of "oohing"
or the "ah's of longing. She spoke his name
to make me jealous or it would inspire me
into caring: not the normal way of caring
but to completly alter my current

Mister Raven

mister raven, i implore
don't come knockin' at my door
always sayin' nevermore
don't come knockin' at my door

mister raven, here's the thing
flowers bloom and it is spring
you should know it's time to sing
flowers always bloom in spring

be not black and be not blue
i have found a love that's true.
mister raven, change your hue 
i have found a

Mister Death and Grim Reaper verses

When I saw the Grim Reaper
pull out his peeper and pee on the patio,
I yelled, "Hey Jack!
Can't you use the facilities out back?
That's what normal people do, you know.

I always said I wasn't afraid of death,
till one night, Death tried to rob me of my breath.
And as I was gasping for air,
he said with a

Mister Elvis Presley

Mister Elvis Presley 
Sang his songs expressively 
In Aloha From Hawaii,
He sang them just for me, aieee!

I was 15 when he sang just for me
Straight from Hawaii via TV,
My heart skipped a beat,
I jumped from my seat,
His music had changed my reality.

Elvis has now left the building,
Gone is the music and gilding;
He died much too

Mister Golightly

... is wearing his tall white top hat 
      Where his brains should be 
Wearing his rainbow bow tie 
      Where his vocal cords should be 
He fancies his dragon cane in his hand 
No surprise his shirt is Hawaiian Kine 
Made of silk with

Mister Macho Man

All the women look at Mister Macho Man
as he flexes his muscles 
and cracks his knuckles 
while working on his tan.

Mister Macho Man is always  at the center of attention 
wherever he goes.
Needless to say that all his peers and foes 
have to settle for rejection.

But despite all of the cheers, 
he is not

Mister Right

I’ve been called Mister Scrooge!
I’ve been called the fourth stooge!
But I will not give up the fight
Until somebody calls me Mister Right...

I’ve been battered, I’ve been bruised!
It’s been said I’m born to lose!
But I will not call it a night
Until somebody calls me Mister Right...

I’ve been told I’m a jerk
I’ve been told it wouldn’t work.
But

Mister Tabor, you're not my neighbor

When I reminded her that the Bible does tell
to love not only yourself, but your neighbor as well,
she said, "But Mister Tabor,
you're not my neighbor,
so, could you just kindly go to hell?"

Mister Misanthrope

Mister Misanthrope had given up hope
On the entire human race 
He'd bark and he'd bleat as he walked down the street 
With a grimace on his face

Each day he would howl with a snarl and scowl
Most folk scurried as he neared
He'd chortle of death with foul rancid breath
Which was exactly what they feared

The skies became

The Advanced Copy

Shames and insecurities
they made a game of
siring the
generations of the world
The flaw in creation
where the need
to complicate is seen
as intriguing
Which the body of the wife
is not her's alone
neither is the body of the husband
then him stagnated shall be horned
a fault in his thought pattern
she stood to hear him
defame her by using
historical references to
describe women of

Mister Time

As a gift I take each day
Dismal days keep coming on
Random snowflakes dance away
Dying to reborn 
In the murky light I sit
Listening to clocks
Time keeps ticking, bit by bit
Like the water drops
Mister Time, wouldn’t you please
Lend an ear to me
Tell me when I’ll be released
From your scrutiny
Play a sad or happy song
Sounds dilute the mist
Put

Mister Trump's New Job

Trump quit his jobs at McD's flippin' beef

   And drivin' a garbage truck both so brief

      When Donald was asked why

         He was quick to reply

            Got my job

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