Man Of The Cloth Poems - Poems about Man Of The Cloth

The Living Dead

...Judy woke up pregnant just as her one-night stand was leaving into oblivion.
What was new
Hell introduced him, hell could have him back
She remembered another man
A man of the cloth
What were th...

DONALD PELLEGREN DID NOT SERVE WW11 WITH MY POP

...NO PELLEGREN DIDN'T SERVE WITH MY POP 1944 VICTORY LIBERATING ROME FROM 1942 TO 1946 DURING WW11 NOT CATRINA BELL.MCKISSACK VIOLENT OFFENDER FROM DETROIT NOR WERE THERE ANY MEXICAN VIOLENT OFFENDERS ...

Why Do You Think I Recommended Him to You

...Shep was a slug-a-bug, a sluggard, a sloth
A do-little, do-nothing, man of the cloth
He cancelled more sermons than he ever wrote
This lazy lay-about did not fool this old goat.
He was a goldbric...

the sad vicar

...the sad vicar

The vicar walks in front of the funeral procession
appears a bit wobbly, perhaps due to elderliness
eyes are watery, and the smell of lotion is too strong 
He lost faith years ago...

a man of the cloth

...Oh, to live the life of a fashion faux pas
Cursed by the anathema of dress codes
Choosing blindly the closest hanger
The shirt on top of the pile
That lonely pair of shoes
Hidden amid
Those “to...

Song of The Chrysiridia Rhipheus Butterfly No 14: AABB

...Rare grandness and extravagant appeal,
Chrysiridia Rhipheus ideal,
classified initially as a moth,
butterfly reborn as man of the cloth,
females, too, together metamorphized
Papilionidae catergo...

Basset Hound Forgets

...Basset Hound had a gift to deliver, but he forgot to whom.
He had reminded himself by remembering to say witch’s broom.
Was it Witch Hazel? Asked his mother, trying to help.
He thought it was anot...

Bp Moody, My Hero

...Never had I met a man of the cloth more worthy of honor.        
When I met him at the age of 19, he was around 35 and pastoring.              
Very early on, it was clear that he was a gentleman a...

Haute Couture High Culture

...High fashion,
                 high culture ...
                 One finds the other ...
                 A raw seam,
                 another sewing ideas ...
                 Ideas wear costum...

Corsets In a Shop Window

...Shocking and disgusting the old ladies said 
Enough to turn the meek a delicate shade of red 
What would I wonder a man of the cloth say
Would he tut tut and complain and look away 

The old men...

Pitfalls

...A very dear man of the cloth used to sing a song most precious.
The song was entitled,  'Christ Is The Answer", and the line that
most spoke out to me was, 'Life is so uncertain. There are pitfalls...

The Knickerless Vicar - Contains Innuendo :- Collaboration With Nina Parmenter

...For a man of the cloth, our dear vicar
is not very partial to clothes
He is almost allergic to trousers
and y-fronts get right up his nose.

Ev’ry Sunday as he climbs in the pulpit
...

Soulful Connections

...A cobbler may balance his trade, the mending of soles
  With that of a mender of souls, exchanging roles
With a man of the cloth, making two Roman officials
  Wroth, in the opening scene of Shakes...

Caught In a Carotene Moment

...I stretch out in a variety of positions
Trying to look my sexiest.
My frothy green leaves 
A sensual contrast to
my blazing hot skin

My carotene is rising rapidly
I can feel my cheeks flush
...

My Heaven

...One day I saw myself in bright light ,
Brighter and better than colour white ,
Adorned with stainless garment of love ,
“you are welcome” came a voice above ,
A man opened a book and checked my n...

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