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Diggin' a Hole With Mcgee

McGee and Finn where working again performing some road repairs Across from a place of constant disgrace A den of sorted affairs Soon comes by, a Jewish Rabbi And after the coast seemed clear, slips on in, to the house of sin And all Finn could do was sneer "Is nothing holy to a man of the cloth" Said McGee while raising his spade I won't be his judge, nor carry a grudge But I'm sure he'll be measured and weigh A little while after, there came an old Pastor who lurked around the front door Keeping and eye, if someone might spy Him darting in the first floor But McGee caught sight of this sinners delight and looked to the heavens again And said "These Protestants know nothing of God" With his hand on his heart, agreed Finn A short while later, both excavators, notice a Catholic Priest He was looking around, to see no one was found And both were surprised, said the least When the Priest went on in, to that dark house of sin Then McGee just started to cry, With his hat in his hand, spoke to Finn once again Proclaiming "One of the girls must have died"

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016




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Date: 12/17/2016 8:43:00 AM
LOL :)
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Date: 12/16/2016 9:21:00 AM
OMG, this is hilarious. Lol! You're a funny guy. This is a perfect read especially when you're on a down moment. I love it :)
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Date: 12/11/2016 5:25:00 PM
This just kills me. Wonder what Jan has to say. Ha ha ha
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Date: 12/11/2016 2:22:00 PM
Ha ha, now that's funny! A well told tale.
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Date: 12/11/2016 9:46:00 AM
Even in a house of wrong there must be last rites, or so it may seem...Very nicely penned Jerry
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Date: 12/10/2016 9:15:00 AM
Thank you, Jerry. LOL
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