Lulu Poems - Poems about Lulu

Keep the Tattoos to Yourself Lulu

Lulu wanted this, that, those, these and the other.
Thought she deserved them, she dated a rich mother.
He liked tattoos, pretty soon her legs were tatted up.
So many tats, it rivaled the hair on her cat and pup.

Red tats, blue tats, yellow tats, purple tats, black tats too.
We asked her not to tell Grandma as she

Lulu

Oh, Lulu, small but full of might
A ball of joy, my heart's delight
With tiny paws and ears so grand
You rule my home with soft command

Your playful barks, your dancing feet,
The way you curl up warm and sweet.
Big brown eyes that shine so bright
A spark of love, pure golden light.

Through every day, through every storm,
Your little

Aunt Lulu can Change Him

Mulish pic-headed Lex was headstrong
Could never admit a mistake or being any way wrong
Opinionated, stubborn, and inflexible too
We set him up with our mean unbending Auntie Lulu.
She cast a spell, and turned nasty Lex immediately around.
A more compliant, agreeable man, cannot now be found.

Grandma Lulu the Knitting Queen

Grandma Lulu loved to knit.
She was the knitting queen.
She has been doing this for ninety years.
Click. Click. Click. Click.Click.

She lived in a house full of yarns.
Baby yarns, skinny yarns, fluffy yarns, shiny yarns.
Yarns of many colors, light yarns, dark yarns, balls and skeins.
Knit purl purl knit; knit purl, purl, knit.

For Christmas we relatives got slippers.
Blue,

Unlucky Lulu

Lulu was an unlucky woman
Lost three sons
one in a department store in 92
one in an ocean, deeply blue
Where’s the third one? I asked mutual friend, Old Sue
On the sidewalk, playing skip to my Lou
Both of the other boys found their way home too
One was fifty, the other was fifty-two
I barely recognized them said Lulu
This was

Lulu Is Always Covered In Paints

painting brings Lulu such joy, she has more fun than others.
her fingers and wrists are full of paints of many colors
reds, oranges, greens, blues, yellows, tans the color of sands,
where is my silver? She wonders, studying her hands.

and gold, she says, where is my gold paint? She finds it finally.
Bringing her so much enjoyment, how

Lulu My Cockapoo

I have a best friend named Madam Lulu
She's my good old faithful Cockapoo
Like sister and brother
We're there for each other
She makes the drabbest days sparkle like new

2/27/23

Lulu Life Guard

Lifeguard Lulu was a terrific find.
If she liked you and was truly kind.
If you teased her, she would let you float away.
Without guilt, each and every day.

She was good at saving children who were polite.
She would dive right in, if they were in sight.
But the ones who were bullies would wash downstream.
I hope they never

Lulu My Loony Cousin Is Allergic

I am allergic to greens, so none of that will do.
It is my persnickety picky-eating cousin, Lulu.
But surely you are not allergic to lettuce, I say.
Oh, yes, and green beans and peas. The radish can stay.

What about Brussel sprouts?
I am allergic to them too.
She says this with a lip that pouts.
My strange cousin Lulu.

What about

Discussing Aunt Lulu With My Sister

Aunt Lulu is brilliant, a genius.
Are you daft? She is insane.
Her ideas are innovative and selfless.
Her notions are nuttier than a walnut tree.

She is an enigma, elusive and enthusiastic.
Did you get the name right?
She is certifiable, headed for a psych ward.
I have her name and her number thank you.

She is the most intelligent woman I

A Lady Called Lulu

 
There once was a fat lady called Lulu,
who liked to swim in the deep ocean blue;
in a bathing suit mini,
meant for a lady skinny;
one wave and her bikini went askew !

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February 24, 2022

Poetry/Limerick/A Lady Called Lulu
Copyright Protected, ID 01-1433-346-24
All Rights Reserved, 2022, Constance La France


Written for the Standard  contest, New Bawdy or Humorous

A Ballerina Named Lulu

There was a ballerina named Lulu
Who wanted to go see Honolulu
   She got such a deep tan
   When before she was wan
Her friends renamed her Zanzibar Zulu

Little Lulu Grows Up - a Nursery Rhyme

Lulu was Miss Moo-Moo's first baby calf 
She wibbelly-wobbled through the straw 
But when it came time for her oatmeal 
She danced and pranced around the stall. 

Miss Moo-Moo called her first baby Lulu 
Because, she said, it rhymed with Moo-Moo 
And when dancing little Lulu took a spill 
Miss Moo-Moo said, “Lulu, you’d better

Lulu

i once
had a doll
whose name
was lulu
we
laughed and
played till I was blue
her   heart as big as a   cashew
never   did she wander from my    side 
loved her to pieces
and cut off her hair
and           then
gave    

Lulu

The wrath of love strikes faster than it shines
Here comes lulu the coy queen of the desert shrines
A beautiful soul with more purity than the holy divine,
Come to me my love for I feel you way deeper than my spine,
Lulu the coy princess of the desert shrines, 
With grace and pride come hold your love

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