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A Lady Called Lulu

 
There once was a fat lady called Lulu,
who liked to swim in the deep ocean blue;
in a bathing suit mini,
meant for a lady skinny;
one wave and her bikini went askew !

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February 24, 2022

Poetry/Limerick/A Lady Called Lulu
Copyright Protected, ID 01-1433-346-24
All Rights Reserved, 2022, Constance La France


Written for the Standard  contest, New Bawdy or Humorous Limerick
sponsor, Tania Kitchin, Judged 03/06/2022

Second Place

Copyright © Constance La France | Year Posted 2022

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Paula Goldsmith Date: 3/8/2022 8:47:00 AM Congratulations on your win. What a fun/cute write and picture. A little bathing suit can get one into trouble. She may need to now live in the water or wait until it is dark. Have a blessed day................... Login to Reply Constance La France Date: 3/8/2022 9:03:00 AM Paula, thank you so much for the congratulations, comment and compliment, blessing ~Constance

Tania Kitchin Date: 3/7/2022 4:36:00 PM Constance, a cute and fun limerick, oh the imagery, ha ha, congratulations on your winning placement! Login to Reply Constance La France Date: 3/8/2022 8:11:00 AM Tania, thank you so much for the inspiration, the contest and my placement plus the compliment and the congratulations ~Constance

Andrea Dietrich Date: 3/6/2022 11:08:00 AM Congrats for your win here. Yours was better than average humor. Login to Reply Constance La France Date: 3/6/2022 3:21:00 PM Andrea, thanks for the congrats and the compliment ~Constance

Jenna Logan Date: 3/6/2022 7:17:00 AM Why is it 'chubby women' like to wear clothing 2 sizes too small? Congratulations on your winning write, Constance. Login to Reply Constance La France Date: 3/6/2022 3:22:00 PM Jenna, thanks for the congratulations and comment and why do they want to wear bikinis ~Constance

Terry Miller Date: 3/6/2022 6:25:00 AM Very cute, congratulations Login to Reply Constance La France Date: 3/6/2022 3:22:00 PM Terry, thank you so much for the congratulations ~Constance

Christuraj Alex Date: 3/6/2022 5:46:00 AM So sweet. Very interestingly written. Congratulations! Login to Reply Constance La France Date: 3/6/2022 3:23:00 PM Christuraj, thank you so much for the compliment and congratulations ~Constance

Jack Horne Date: 3/4/2022 7:42:00 AM LOL, hilarious Login to Reply Constance La France Date: 3/5/2022 4:13:00 PM Jack, thanks so much for the compliment ~Constance

Joseph May Date: 2/25/2022 5:06:00 PM Lol, Thats a thong!, best wishes in the Contest Constance Login to Reply Constance La France Date: 2/26/2022 7:55:00 PM Joseph, thanks so much for the visit and comment, yeah its a scary visual ~ Constance

Andrea Dietrich Date: 2/25/2022 4:23:00 PM That's a cute one, Constance. Login to Reply Constance La France Date: 2/26/2022 7:55:00 PM Thanks

Timothy Mcguire Date: 2/24/2022 10:30:00 PM I love, LOVE a limerick and I LOVE this one! Funny, great story. Login to Reply Constance La France Date: 2/25/2022 7:44:00 AM Timothy, thank you so much for the compliment and comment ~Constance

Alexis Y. Date: 2/24/2022 11:03:00 AM Lol! Constance, This is hilarious. I could just picture the scene. Best wishes in the contest my friend-Alexis Login to Reply Constance La France Date: 2/24/2022 1:46:00 PM Alexis, thank you so much for the compliment and encouragement, friendship ~Constance

L Milton Hankins Date: 2/24/2022 8:17:00 AM Ah, such a good one, Constance. (chuckling) Login to Reply Constance La France Date: 2/24/2022 8:34:00 AM Milt, thank you for the compliment, you have no idea how hard it is for me to find my funny side for this type of poem ~ Constance