Best Lulu Poems

i once
had a doll
whose name
was lulu
we
laughed and
played till I was blue
her   heart as big as a   cashew
never   did she...

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My cats a tad bit different so I'm here to raise the bar
He won't climb a fence adores riding in the car 
His favorite trip...

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Lulu was Miss Moo-Moo's first baby calf 
She wibbelly-wobbled through the straw 
But when it came time for her oatmeal 
She danced and pranced around...

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What matters most – advice for the bride and groom:
Indulging in sweet wine; a picnic for two;
a plethora of stars; myriads of blooms!
Listen; believe; do...

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A a 	big A little a
                   What...

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On the Isle of Man lives a Ninja girl
   Daring in her act, makes your toesies curl
   She has a pretty...

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Little Lulu, a cute little girl.
in her sundresses loved to just twirl.
Around she kept going,
pink underpants showing.
Her life would become one big “whirl.”

In grade school,...

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What would we do without Cuddles 
They help us to get out of muddles 
When we're feelin' down, they replace a frown 
And they fill...

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Please Lord, take this worthless lover,
Smite his brain and please do smother;
Afflict his limbs and make him quiver,
Strike his heart and slay his liver.
Take the...

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Linda-marie the sweetheart of PS
Sweetheart, a compound noun made of two nouns
Used with a difference, I found some synonyms
The qualities that give joy to senses-BEAUTY
The...

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A hen behaved very hip
                    ...

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A Scottish Drinking Song-Story

A Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one
evening fair, and one could tell by how
he walked that he drank more than...

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My family is an old house:
Dad is the fireplace, which keeps us all warm.
Mom is the food, which keeps us all fed.
Paco, the Chihuahua is...

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I'm Boss Hogg and Rosco keeps trying to eat my food.
It's been my dream to see Daisy Duke in the nude.
The Duke boys keep fighting...

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(I dedicated this poem to Linda-Marie Bariana)



Hey, Sweet heart, Good Morning, basking in the sun on Sunday
Just wanted to give a surprise, sorry for unannounced...

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