Looney Poems - Poems about Looney

With a quick competitive descent, Darling Daffy and his feisty duels; No sportsmanship? He turns violent; He’s a stickler for all of the rules; Makes no difference if it’s a giraffe or Bugs Bunny banging on that piano, play...Read the rest...

Por Que Pig and Bugs Bonet nisht parlez vous francais Aber Mikhail Maus und seine spouse drinkt 'L'chaim!' in ihrem haus ...Read the rest...

I ask myself who is this socialist Lula da Silva from Brazil? How did he come to win the recent election of his country despite his being recently jailed for corruption? I look online to find out why people...Read the rest...

The Looney Toon August Moon David J Walker Blame it on the moon The monthly insanities The nightly vanities The comings The going the longings In lonely mornings The Moon is to blame For all of the insane...Read the rest...

Wile E. Coyote would wear Acme “floatie” wings so he could swoop from mountain bluffs, but always crashed below to silent puffs. The Road Runner, like a tail gunner, would down Wile E. into the deep valley floor with his trademark “meep...Read the rest...

Aunt Gertie changed her home to unicorn land The day our uncle ran off with a mariachi band Unicorn paintings peer at you from every wall A unicorn neighs when you use her bathroom stall Is she a bit...Read the rest...

The bells! The bells! My looney, tuney pals! The bells! The bells! They curse and vex and howl! The bells! The bells! I must escape them somehow! The bells! The bells! The clanging, banging swells! The bells! The bells! The peeling, reeling knells! The bells!...Read the rest...

Donald Trump just loves to tell "jokes" Like, "COVID-19 is an hoax!" When somebody dies He tweets, "Its all lies!" Trump ought to sign off, "That's All, Folks!"...Read the rest...

Crazy looney ugly bug face. Lazy, croony juggly mug race. Daisy June-y muggly hug mace Hazy, moony huggly rug chase. Playing with words is so much fun. I like them to prance from sun to sun. Thrill of poetry writing ...Read the rest...

Hey...! It's me again Oh noooooo Lifting the veil Whoa...! Hard body: kids call me iron man Whoa...! No plastic dolls and wooden toys, Smartphones for those contactssssss! Strange calls heard by the people Ain't...Read the rest...

On the bus I pass by a building We refer to as the looney bin I can’t help but be looking I see patients that aren’t locked in They hang out catching a ray of sun While smoking with an...Read the rest...

Me and you And the rest of the crew Spinning through space On a looney balloon Filled to the brim With the hot air of man Knots and screws coming loose Out on the fringe Without a clue Of who let us loose Busting...Read the rest...

Was Bugs Bunny the looniest of Looney Toons Sure know of another who outloons the loons Sits in the captain's chair Jimmy Fallon messed his hair Gone totally bananas, could be the country's ruin...Read the rest...

Max is mad at Molly Samantha’s sore at Seth Freida’s freaking out at Frodo While Hobbits hold their breath Jack jokes about poor Jill She hits him with her pail Humpty cracks open Dumpty For drinking all his ale Mickey Mouse...Read the rest...

A player whose name rhymes with Clooney Got drunk and then drove - what a loony Spent the night locked in jail When released he looked pale The outlook for him may be gloomy He’ll get whacked with an enormous...Read the rest...