Looney Poems - Poems about Looney

With a quick competitive descent, Darling Daffy and his feisty duels; No sportsmanship? He turns violent; He’s a stickler for all of the rules; Makes no difference if it’s a giraffe or Bugs Bunny banging on that piano, play the game fair or get cut in half; This the challengers ALWAYS know; ‘A lower standard will always debase!’ screams a bar...

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Por Que Pig and Bugs Bonet nisht parlez vous francais Aber Mikhail Maus und seine spouse drinkt 'L'chaim!' in ihrem haus Eso es todo, amigos... ____________________________ Call...

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I ask myself who is this socialist Lula da Silva from Brazil? How did he come to win the recent election of his country despite his being recently jailed for corruption? I look online to find out why people form an L on their foreheads when mentioning his name. I find nothing about that. However, I DO find that he created...

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The Looney Toon August Moon David J Walker Blame it on the moon The monthly insanities The nightly vanities The comings The going the longings In lonely mornings The Moon is to blame For all of the insane Things I can name and It is as plain as day that The night might Or might not sway things Another way In the...

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Wile E. Coyote would wear Acme “floatie” wings so he could swoop from mountain bluffs, but always crashed below to silent puffs. The Road Runner, like a tail gunner, would down Wile E. into the deep valley floor with his trademark “meep meep!” September 5, 2021 Cleritoons Poetry Contest Sponsored by Joseph May...

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Aunt Gertie changed her home to unicorn land The day our uncle ran off with a mariachi band Unicorn paintings peer at you from every wall A unicorn neighs when you use her bathroom stall Is she a bit looney? My friend Dee asked one day. Well what do you mean? I replied. In what way? Dee then saw my...

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The bells! The bells! My looney, tuney pals! The bells! The bells! They curse and vex and howl! The bells! The bells! I must escape them somehow! The bells! The bells! The clanging, banging swells! The bells! The bells! The peeling, reeling knells! The bells! The bells! Sending, rending me to hell! Imagination my frustration, At the tintinnabulation, Of the bells in ministration, Ringing in my ears, Bringing phantom fears, To their...

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Donald Trump just loves to tell "jokes" Like, "COVID-19 is an hoax!" When somebody dies He tweets, "Its all lies!" Trump ought to sign off, "That's All, Folks!"...

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Crazy looney ugly bug face. Lazy, croony juggly mug race. Daisy June-y muggly hug mace Hazy, moony huggly rug chase. Playing with words is so much fun. I like them to prance from sun to sun. Thrill of poetry writing is never done. Crazy looney ugly bug face has won....

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Hey...! It's me again Oh noooooo Lifting the veil Whoa...! Hard body: kids call me iron man Whoa...! No plastic dolls and wooden toys, Smartphones for those contactssssss! Strange calls heard by the people Ain't that him? No it's her! Whoa..! If you don't transform than you transport, Is it life...? Is it planned...? "I...

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On the bus I pass by a building We refer to as the looney bin I can’t help but be looking I see patients that aren’t locked in They hang out catching a ray of sun While smoking with an air of chagrin They never look like they’re having fun I think if I were in the looney ward I’d want to escape...

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Me and you And the rest of the crew Spinning through space On a looney balloon Filled to the brim With the hot air of man Knots and screws coming loose Out on the fringe Without a clue Of who let us loose Busting a move On this looney balloon As we flip and we fly Slide side to side This way and that All along for the...

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Was Bugs Bunny the looniest of Looney Toons Sure know of another who outloons the loons Sits in the captain's chair Jimmy Fallon messed his hair Gone totally bananas, could be the country's ruin...

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Max is mad at Molly Samantha’s sore at Seth Freida’s freaking out at Frodo While Hobbits hold their breath Jack jokes about poor Jill She hits him with her pail Humpty cracks open Dumpty For drinking all his ale Mickey Mouse and Minnie They both make quite a scene Playful Pluto gave her paw and stroked her jumping bean Rub is furious with Dub Dub She...

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A player whose name rhymes with Clooney Got drunk and then drove - what a loony Spent the night locked in jail When released he looked pale The outlook for him may be gloomy He’ll get whacked with an enormous fine But his club won't force him to resign It would make much more sense losing his road licence and he stops drinking lager...

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