Is She a Bit Looney

Aunt Gertie changed her home to unicorn land
The day our uncle ran off with a mariachi band
Unicorn paintings peer at you from every wall
A unicorn neighs when you use her bathroom stall

Is she a bit looney? My friend Dee asked one day.
Well what do you mean? I replied.  In what way?
Dee then saw my kitchen, made up in giraffe.
Never mind, she said, with a snort and a laugh.
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Wolf Avatar
July 29, 2021 at 8:21 PM
Ka-ching!! You are on a roll, kid! One hilarious write after another today. Keep it going! ~ US Humor Olympic Committee
Krutsinger Avatar
July 30, 2021 at 11:56 AM
Thank you Olympic Committee
Hankins Avatar
July 29, 2021 at 8:38 AM
LMAO. Oh! Friends like Dee gives us a giggle.
Krutsinger Avatar
July 30, 2021 at 11:56 AM
They sure do
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