Short Looney Poems
Short Looney Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Looney by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Looney by length and keyword.
This Is Melissa Chambliss To Me
abover of music
looney tunes can be woman
digital author...
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Categories:
looney, art,
Form:
Haiku
Looney Tune Mentality
The very moment it's offered
we accept it blindly, no questions asked.
Yet every time we give something away
there is almost always strings attached....
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Categories:
looney, irony, life,
Form:
Grook
Seeing Double
There once was a gal named Kathrine
Who told everyone she had a twin
But upon further inspection
They found it was just her reflection
Now she's in the looney bin...
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Categories:
looney, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Looney Tweets
Donald Trump just loves to tell "jokes"
Like, "COVID-19 is an hoax!"
When somebody dies
He tweets, "Its all lies!"
Trump ought to sign off, "That's All, Folks!"...
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Categories:
looney, fantasy,
Form:
Limerick
Puckered For a Kiss
Three pills a day my doctor insists
To keep me smiling and puckered for a kiss
Strangers passing by
Cringe and wonder why
Most think I'm looney but I think it's bliss...
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Categories:
looney, crazy,
Form:
Limerick
Best Laid Plans
Best laid plans of both mice and men
Can surely go wrong, can screw up in the end
Your very best shot
Will be enough... NOT
Best laid plans... to the looney bin, you descend...
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Categories:
looney, humor,
Form:
Limerick
One Last Hooray
Even at the very end
Mel Blanc was still cracking jokes.
It's hard to weep, reading his
tombstone inscription: That's all folks!
NOTE: Mel Blanc did the voices for all the Looney Tune characters....
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Categories:
looney, celebrity, character, humorous, nostalgia,
Form:
Clerihew
Jack Without a Beard Eewww
Some call me looney, some call me weird
Some wonder what I'd look like without a beard
You don't want to know
It's a horrible show
Can easily turn accolades into resounding jeers...
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Categories:
looney, allusion,
Form:
Limerick
Me Without a Beard
Some call me looney, some call me weird
Some wonder what I'd look like without a beard
You don't want to know
It's a horrible show
It can easily turn accolades to resounding jeers...
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Categories:
looney, scary,
Form:
Limerick
Jack With No Beard
Some call me looney, some call me weird
Some wonder what I'd look like without a beard
You don't want to know
It's a horrible show
It can easily turn accolades to resounding jeers...
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Categories:
looney, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Sweet Dreams - Night Fantasies
Night fantasies I have just one ....call me a looney
It's a tub of melted chocolate and gorgeous George Clooney
Night Fantasies Contest
Sponsored By Mystic Rose
12~14~16...
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Categories:
looney, dream, fantasy, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
Jack With No Beard Eewww
Some call me looney, some call me weird
Some people wonder what I'd look like with no beard
You don't want to know
It's a horrible show
It can easily turn accolades to resounding jeers...
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Categories:
looney, pride,
Form:
Limerick
Loud Noises
When old duffers reach that over-the-hill age
Loud noises bother them, they get bent out of shape
Get cranky and stuff
Wearing furry ear muffs
Like from the looney bin they just escaped...
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Categories:
looney, age,
Form:
Limerick
Drunken Moon
Blood moon hurls moon rock
Missed earth's surface this fool moon
A looney eclipse
Thabang Jan Ngoma
07-03-2015
Sponsor: SKAT A
Contest Name: Drunken Moon contest (may the best drunken moon HAIKU WIN)...
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Categories:
looney, earth, moon,
Form:
Haiku
Looney Toons
Was Bugs Bunny the looniest of Looney Toons
Sure know of another who outloons the loons
Sits in the captain's chair
Jimmy Fallon messed his hair
Gone totally bananas, could be the country's ruin...
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Categories:
looney, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Looney Tune--For Contest
There once was an off-key raccoon
Joined a feat and barked out of tune,
Since he groaned aloud
The pissed judges cowed
As he won to shut off this loon!
Limerick Contest
Sponsor: Jan Allison
12/26/2015...
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Categories:
looney, crazy, humor, song,
Form:
Limerick
Jack With No Beard Eewww
Some call me looney, some call me weird
Some people wonder what I'd look like with no beard
You don't want to know
It's a horrible show
It can easily turn accolades to resounding jeers
© Jack Ellison 2015...
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Categories:
looney, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Naked As a Jailbird
There was an old dude lived in Syracuse
Went naked outdoors without an excuse
Got sent off to the looney bin,
Joining both his kith and his kin
Far as I know, he was never let loose.
September 9, 2021...
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Categories:
looney, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Limerickitis
What can I take for this affliction called “Limerickitis”
Is there a pill to relieve an affliction like this
Don't like to complain
But it's affecting my brain
This nasty old rumour that I've gone looney is a myth...
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Categories:
looney, funny,
Form:
Limerick
I'm Off
I’M OFF
What on earth, my owner must be pure Looney
Setting me up to watch the latest horror movie
I’m just a little kitty cat all lovely, nice and soft
But on hearing a blood curdling scream, I’m off
Indiana Shaw . . . *o*...
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Categories:
looney, cat, scary, write,
Form:
Couplet
Chocolate Bad
It's said each piece of chocolate shortens life by 2 minutes
By that calculation, I'm dead... died in 1543, don't have any limits
You may think I'm daft
Looney toons in the aft
But statistics don't lie, they just cloud your wickets...
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Categories:
looney, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Ruff Feline-
Calico passion smelly tabby cat chatting
Pomeranian silent kenneling
Little box awakening
tubby looney
I craved the Pekingese pantywaist
...but I'm a dog. Meow
5/23/20
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr 2020...
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Categories:
looney, adventure, confusion, identity, lost love,
Form:
Free verse
Chocolate Very Bad
It's said each piece of chocolate shortens life by 2 minutes
By that calculation, I'm dead... died in 1543, don't have any limits
You may think I'm daft
Looney toons in the aft
But statistics don't lie, they just cloud your wickets...
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Categories:
looney, chocolate,
Form:
Limerick
Laughter
A day without laughter is like a day without Happy Jack
Ya gotta wake up smilin' as your peepers open a crack
For me, it comes natural
I'm looney-toons, holy mackerel
Just practice all day, it'll come easy, you'll soon get the knack...
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Categories:
looney, happy,
Form:
Limerick
Limerickitis
What can I take for this affliction called “Limerickitis”
Is there a pill to relieve an affliction like this
Don't like to complain
But it's affecting my brain
This nasty old rumour that I've gone looney is a myth
© Jack Ellison 2014...
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Categories:
looney, nonsense,
Form:
Limerick