Short Looney Poems
Short Looney Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Looney by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Looney by length and keyword.
BUGS BUNNY
Funny
Bunny
DONALD DUCK
Wacky
Quaky
ELMER FUDD
Wabbit
Habit
ROAD RUNNER
Beep beep
Beep beep
Ding dong, bing bong…
When it comes to this leadership… moron, Looney Tune, lunatic, dumber than a sack of bricks, umm… yep, sounds about right.
The very moment it's offered
we accept it blindly, no questions asked.
Yet every time we give something away
there is almost always strings attached.
Sunday matinee Pepé Le Pew
patiently stood in line in a queue
holding colourful balloons
to watch Looney Tunes cartoons
AP: Honorable Mention 2025
There once was a gal named Kathrine
Who told everyone she had a twin
But upon further inspection
They found it was just her reflection
Now she's in the looney bin
Donald Trump just loves to tell "jokes"
Like, "COVID-19 is an hoax!"
When somebody dies
He tweets, "Its all lies!"
Trump ought to sign off, "That's All, Folks!"
So hungry, high, holy, hazy, and most of all homely.
So crazy, cute, cunning, cuddly, and most of all corny.
So lovely, longing, lamenting, looney, and most of all lonely.
Three pills a day my doctor insists
To keep me smiling and puckered for a kiss
Strangers passing by
Cringe and wonder why
Most think I'm looney but I think it's bliss
Best laid plans of both mice and men
Can surely go wrong, can screw up in the end
Your very best shot
Will be enough... NOT
Best laid plans... to the looney bin, you descend
Even at the very end
Mel Blanc was still cracking jokes.
It's hard to weep, reading his
tombstone inscription: That's all folks!
NOTE: Mel Blanc did the voices for all the Looney Tune characters.
Some call me looney, some call me weird
Some wonder what I'd look like without a beard
You don't want to know
It's a horrible show
Can easily turn accolades into resounding jeers
Some call me looney, some call me weird
Some wonder what I'd look like without a beard
You don't want to know
It's a horrible show
It can easily turn accolades to resounding jeers
Some call me looney, some call me weird
Some wonder what I'd look like without a beard
You don't want to know
It's a horrible show
It can easily turn accolades to resounding jeers
Night fantasies I have just one ....call me a looney
It's a tub of melted chocolate and gorgeous George Clooney
Night Fantasies Contest
Sponsored By Mystic Rose
12~14~16
Some call me looney, some call me weird
Some people wonder what I'd look like with no beard
You don't want to know
It's a horrible show
It can easily turn accolades to resounding jeers
When old duffers reach that over-the-hill age
Loud noises bother them, they get bent out of shape
Get cranky and stuff
Wearing furry ear muffs
Like from the looney bin they just escaped
Blood moon hurls moon rock
Missed earth's surface this fool moon
A looney eclipse
Thabang Jan Ngoma
07-03-2015
Sponsor: SKAT A
Contest Name: Drunken Moon contest (may the best drunken moon HAIKU WIN)
Was Bugs Bunny the looniest of Looney Toons
Sure know of another who outloons the loons
Sits in the captain's chair
Jimmy Fallon messed his hair
Gone totally bananas, could be the country's ruin
There once was an off-key raccoon
Joined a feat and barked out of tune,
Since he groaned aloud
The pissed judges cowed
As he won to shut off this loon!
Limerick Contest
Sponsor: Jan Allison
12/26/2015
Some call me looney, some call me weird
Some people wonder what I'd look like with no beard
You don't want to know
It's a horrible show
It can easily turn accolades to resounding jeers
© Jack Ellison 2015
There was an old dude lived in Syracuse
Went naked outdoors without an excuse
Got sent off to the looney bin,
Joining both his kith and his kin
Far as I know, he was never let loose.
September 9, 2021
What can I take for this affliction called “Limerickitis”
Is there a pill to relieve an affliction like this
Don't like to complain
But it's affecting my brain
This nasty old rumour that I've gone looney is a myth
i'm in a muppet mood today ~
suffering from a persisting hangover
i woke up silly stuffed and wabbly
goofy looney and scatterbrained
with bulging eyes and a bad hairday
even my voice sounded bizarre
AP: Honorable Mention 2025
It's said each piece of chocolate shortens life by 2 minutes
By that calculation, I'm dead... died in 1543, don't have any limits
You may think I'm daft
Looney toons in the aft
But statistics don't lie, they just cloud your wickets
Calico passion smelly tabby cat chatting
Pomeranian silent kenneling
Little box awakening
tubby looney
I craved the Pekingese pantywaist
...but I'm a dog. Meow
5/23/20
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr 2020