Long What in tarnation Poems
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Devil's Advocate Claims Teflon TrumpDevil's advocate claims Teflon Trump...
The demagogue reincarnate
feels gifted to reign supreme
captivates, glorifies, lauds,
renounces, yawps extreme
views bellows dogmatic fulminations
in an attempt to redeem
stolen 2020 capital one bid.
Which hunter (biden his time)
will reap grim...
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Categories:
what in tarnation, 12th grade, abortion, age, america, anger, anxiety,
Form:
Rhyme
HiccupsHiccups
An involuntary spasm
of the diaphragm
and respiratory organs,
with a sudden closure
of the glottis
and a characteristic
sound like that of a cough.
Rather mundane topic
lest one cursed
with said minor inconvenience
that...
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Categories:
what in tarnation, 12th grade, anxiety, blue, cheer up, drink,
Form:
Rhyme
BREAKING HEADLINE NEWS this Xmas eve day 2023…..BREAKING..... HEADLINE..... NEWS.....
this Xmas eve day 2023
After a top secret clandestine conclave,
one or more sans eight Reindeer forsake
played cow word, and spelt, spilt, spoilt,
et cetera doe fill full heartbreak,
which Santa Claus immediately claimed
to be “FAKE”...
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Categories:
what in tarnation, adventure, animal, business, confusion, december, holiday, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Apoplectic Curmudgeon FumblesApoplectic curmudgeon fumbles...
Jumpstarting outstanding undertaking...
bringing jouncy, spectacularly crafted,
nuanced, zesty, noteworthy, creatively
spirited enlightened written poem.
This raggedy man doth inconsolably weeps
kept rudely awake whilst disobedient sheep
incur wrath of Little Bo Peep, she lambastes
protesting courtesy rambunctiousness being
future mutton...
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Categories:
what in tarnation, abuse, adventure, angel, anger, bereavement, computer, heartbroken,
Form:
Rhyme
Breaking Headline News This Xmas Eve 2017After a top secret clandestine conclave,
one or more eight Reindeer forsake
played cow word spoilt,
et cetera doe fill full heartbreak,
which Santa Claus immediately claimed
to be “FAKE” and accused (Jake)
i.e. Jacob Marley concocted game over,
every doe...
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Categories:
what in tarnation, abuse, allegory, children, funny, grief, judgement, lost
Form:
Free verse
Net Neutralityinalienable, inimitable,
and inviolable sacrosanct
contentiously debated enshrined Constitution
ratified June 21, 1788
preceding hallmark Bill of Rights
...
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Categories:
what in tarnation, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form:
Free verse
A Rural TragedyAct 1: Scene 1: (As the curtain opens, we see the bulky frame of Farmer George. He paces
the worn floor of his large open kitchen. He has just come in from harvesting his...
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Categories:
what in tarnation, mysterylost, lost,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Righteous Smart Left HandRighteous smart left hand
Short lived amnesia
(there's no app for that) found
his highness (ha... ha... ha... hm)
drawing a (figurative) blank
today January 54th, 2021,
when the misses asked yours truly
to access Verizon voicemail,
me noggin made a clank,
no...
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what in tarnation, 11th grade, 12th grade, adventure, february, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Hic CupsI write much hic cup ado
About nothing, which involuntary explosive release
comes clear out of the hic cup blue
nary a sponge bob square pants handy dandy bellows clue
where in tarnation this uncontrollable...
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Categories:
what in tarnation, angst, body, endurance, health, mystery, riddle, self,
Form:
Rhyme
John Moore 1843-1933John Moore
1843-1933
I was born with my lungs full of tarnation.
Leastways that was my mother’s version of it.
I do not believe anyone who was ever born,
Came Into this world kicking,
Leastways not like me;
I tumbled in,...
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Categories:
what in tarnation, sick,
Form:
Epitaph
Mary Sue Hank Next Door My Hog And HoundogSometimes I wake up in the middle of the night
In my ramshackle torn straw old bed
The mice are chewing my toes
And the bedbugs bite
Elephants dancing in my head
I think to myself
"It's not...
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Categories:
what in tarnation, angst, cat, dog, longing,
Form:
Free verse
Sherlock Holmes and the Mysterious Case of AppundicitisA double sonnet in which the great detective and his faithful sidekick, Dr. Watson, alternately deduce the cause of Sherlock’s latest malady…
Part the first
Sherlock could not deduce his source of pain
at first. “Try as I...
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Categories:
what in tarnation, friend,
Form:
Rhyme
Dang ShamefulI'm afeard of the youngins a followin' us elders
I'm afeard of this world and I pray
That you expose them thar varmit polutitions
Who narry mean nothin they say
And I am old and...
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Categories:
what in tarnation, corruption, fear, perspective,
Form:
Rhyme
Step Right Up To the Plate and Earn Your PaycheckDo you make sure to tap all the dirt from your spikes with your bat,
even if it takes two full-length TV time-outs for you to do so?
Do you cross yourself once, twice, thrice,
or...
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Categories:
what in tarnation, baseball, humorous, money,
Form:
Free verse
Where In Tarnation Doth Spam Arisesam i yam not,
nor will this 'lo bot go away
cuz, every coordinate in cyber space allows,
enables and provides
...
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Categories:
what in tarnation, 10th grade, 12th grade, 8th grade, environment,
Form:
Light Verse
In the Car[To the tune of Superstar from the musical Jesus Christ, Superstar]
All you drivers, listen up! You need a new plan.
Driving down the highway, you gotta use both hands.
Tweeting on your iPhone in your minivan.
Gotta lose...
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Categories:
what in tarnation, food, travel,
Form:
Lyric
What In Tarnation
What in tarnation is reincarnation
Could we come back as a piece of toast?
Or do you think that death is just that
The end, it's over, adios?
Some get passionate about the subject
But nobody knows for certain
When we...
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Categories:
what in tarnation, poems,
Form:
Rhyme
What In TarnationWhat in tarnation is reincarnation
Could we come back as a piece of toast?
Or do you think that death is just that
The end, it's over, adios?
Some get passionate about the subject
But nobody knows for certain
When we...
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Categories:
what in tarnation, death, life,
Form:
Quatrain
What In TarnationWhat in tarnation is reincarnation
Could we come back as a piece of toast?
Or do you think that death is just that
The end, it's over, adios?
Some get passionate about the subject
But nobody knows for certain
When we...
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Categories:
what in tarnation, life,
Form:
Rhyme
Black Cat Green Eyes Most EvilBlack Cat hath the coldest green eyes of most hideous evil
Which chilleth my blood, causeth me the greatest upheaval;
Darkness doth pervade this creature’s most gruesome gaze
Giveth me unbridled terror, leaveth my soul in an utter...
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Categories:
what in tarnation, allegory, dark, evil, fantasy, halloween, horror, magic,
Form:
Rhyme
The Feel of Mud OozingThe feel of mud oozing between my toes
Watching an ant going about its business,
Bizarre ideas crossing my mind are those
Causing my brain to spiral into dizziness.
I am captivated by silly, mundane things
That no one else...
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Categories:
what in tarnation, angst, imagination,
Form:
Quatrain
Strange and Silly WordsThey said “he went on a bender”
What in tarnation is a bender
And what is “tarnation” anyway
Is English still on the agenda?
“Befuddled” is another strange word
Think it means all “verschimmelt”
What in hell does verschimmelt mean
Not...
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Categories:
what in tarnation, words,
Form:
Quatrain
Auction PoetryBreak bad ‘n -a bid it anna bump it anna level um bum,
Twenny dolla bid ‘n all in an all done?
Well there’s five and twenny gimme twenny five!
Thirty! Be a thirty five anna forty dolla...
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Categories:
what in tarnation, on writing and words
Form:
Light Verse
Global WarmingIt's December 3rd and 50 degrees
What's wrong with this picture I ask
Usually a land of ice and snow
But here in the sunshine we bask
The world is turning upside down
Where in tarnation are we heading
Will Canada's...
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Categories:
what in tarnation, hope, social, planet,
Form:
Quatrain
Tarnation7/27/17
Going into light and dark places
With a steady pulse or as my heart races
What in tarnation
I see so much greed and starvation
Here to change the world
Whether or not using objects that are straight or curled
I'll...
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Categories:
what in tarnation, dark, how i feel, perspective, poetry, rap,
Form:
Rhyme