Auction Poetry

Break bad ‘n -a bid it anna bump it anna level um bum, Twenny dolla bid ‘n all in an all done? Well there’s five and twenny gimme twenny five! Thirty! Be a thirty five anna forty dolla bid! Forty beat about a forty ‘ n bout a forty…..five?! Gimme gimme bidda atta fifty dere Sid! Na dey’s sixty.. no sebbny!..land sakes alive! Eighty bidditat eighty? bumpin abiddida biddida eighty? Goin’ once goin’ twiced -SOLD to the front row lady!! Whad in tarnation she buy, Joe? Good question ..I don’t rightly know… ….She looked happy though! Thank all you poetry soupers for heppin' me call dis one out!! Come back nex week, heah? --Auctioneer -Joe