Apoplectic Curmudgeon Fumbles

Apoplectic curmudgeon fumbles... Jumpstarting outstanding undertaking... bringing jouncy, spectacularly crafted, nuanced, zesty, noteworthy, creatively spirited enlightened written poem. This raggedy man doth inconsolably weeps kept rudely awake whilst disobedient sheep incur wrath of Little Bo Peep, she lambastes protesting courtesy rambunctiousness being future mutton chops with "haggis and neeps" though hungry enough to eat a horse, yours truly - me cannot afford mouth watering heep meager stacked coins no higher than antheaps. Yes, I still rant and rave at crooks who won built and trussed up trust minting yours truly for all his worth inescapably zapped all cents of mine labeled as easy prey, branded til time of his done on Earth immemorial prodigal son absolute zero (the big goose egg) zilch wifely survivor benefits nixed in other words... none meaning, she will no longer address me as hon mortality gussied up as grim reaper will anon be taking aging beetle browed foo fighter to (elysium) elysian fields after tomb morrow. Red hot poker faced beggars me to seek wage perhaps being ventriloquist's dummy & bring about Renaissance of the once renown Vaudeville (comedy without psychological or moral intentions, based on a comical situation: a dramatic composition or light poetry, interspersed with songs or ballets) stage door opening revitalization second decade of twenty first century veritable newage social media platforms displaying homepage only more egalitarian than storied Gilded age. Major blunder blinded insight compromised, jeopardized, sabotaged novel storied wealth scam artist affected my sought after demise courtesy weapons of mass destruction stealth bombarded, fooled, lobbed..., psychological manipulation upended marred mental health hacking away byte size raw bits of gray matter. Discover re: visa vis yielded me mastercharge amplified ohm my dog, what in tarnation did I unwittingly bring about pennilessness wrought truth out there and trust no one equals lessons (courtesy Mulder Fox Special Agent and one of the two protagonists of Fox science fiction- supernatural television series X-Files) taught (think unlucky duck) professional quackshot commandeering, guiding, lying, ravaging... (albeit convincingly) me to withdraw money, what amounted jackpot stripping away leaving yours truly bereft of financial buffer - naught one red cent barely able to afford one kilowatt only natural light utilized to power just barley my gofundme page titled implacable ill fate battered treasured wealth.