Long Two timing(a) Poems

At the footbridge Sue was meeting her beau
(He was married to a woman called Flo)
Sue soon found out his deception
She dismembered his erection
For his love life it was a massive blow

To the hospital fled poor...

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Thoughts can be thin fractures in the order of things.
Sometimes my dorm room seems a sterile sarcophagus, like an accusation, or an interrogation about my romantic choices, with nothing warm or inviting there. Sometimes I’ve...

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Or Bored With The Rings

Carved into a tree in Mirkwood:
Watch out for Treebeard, girls. He's fast!

On a restroom wall in the Shire:
Hoo boy! that Bilbo Baggins,
I'm so tired of His Naggins.

 
Scribbled on the pink...

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Manifest me
But what does that look like
Broken apart peice by peice
Entangled in what I was and what i want to be now
Enticed in an illusion of what I should be
Confused be the illustrations of my...

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I know the Maid of Honour’s duties do not include a speech,
But looking at the perfect Bride, a vision in gold... and peach,
I couldn’t let the moment pass, without the chance to say,
How perfect for...

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Unquotable quotes – V

Constant dipping wears out the hardest bone.
Out of sight, out of bind.
Too many cooks spoil the school books.
Be a cuckoo and lay your eggs at the cuckold’s next door.
When lightning strikes, the...

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Donation or Corruption

Hahaha....
In mainland China, corruption is a capital crime....
Public and municipal officers have been executed for being less than clean...
In Bolehland, Land of Infinite Possibilities, Cash is King, ...
Even being caught with the hands...

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There I was seeing this Girl
We were both married having a thrill
We met at her house all the time
But she was too scared to meet at mine

There we were in the shops 
Even on a...

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Forgiving At Last

In the blue bruises of my heart still lingers the pain
Loosening lid of bottled memories the skies still rain

My teacher laughed and abused for my poor recitation skills
Old aunt at neighborhood looked down...

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This is the saga of Veronica Vole
Who committed the perfect crime.
She murdered three lovers,
But not all at once,
She did 'em in one at a time.

The first was a lemur,
A two-timing schemer,
Who seduced all thirteen of...

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There is a lot I have to say
first, I would like to say that I love you
being in love with you
are some things I thought I never knew
so never say what you won’t do
if I...

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Welcome to Hillbelzer Island, the home of forty winks.
A place where you can get rest, and six diverse cocktail drinks.
If you get distracted, come on down. We are loaded with shrinks.
They are ready to bill...

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Ive never been to great at expressing my feeling
but after what ive been through
ive realized that im just glass
i sit there everyday and people look right through and act like im invisible because im just...

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I am going to write a story about two lovebirds
Once upon a time there was Peko
He was a handsome lovebird
So sure of himself
He thought nothing could ever fail him
Then he met Teka
She was a difficult...

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flying around in the attic
crashing into the walls
these dark angels never sleep
circle games and bocce balls
old men on sidewalks
blind canes tapping
faucets dripping iron 
ghosts, ghosts
I smell the fear
vipers fangs
antique dogs barking
cluttered rooms 
play ground to...

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sumthymes we loss direction
I might be saying, a little
too much now
but sumthang I wanna say
and I want you to understand
never been much
of a lover
and I aint much of a man
I'm a two timing brutha
sum say...

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My father wandered in like he always did
wearing his pride like a decades old varsity Letterman jacket
too stuck on what used to be to realize that his life was just as crappy and cracked as...

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I fought one piggish Titan and I won
As if that devious Leech existed not; 
Sealing the very firy nose of his gun
With ball-like rags to sap every shot.

A long-lionized mogul of giant name
Slew my low...

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Her mind, 
four years old, 
was once eighty-two.
Her age, eighty-nine,
is two-timing.

Her silky white hair 
was once black, every strand.
The child she became is beautiful.
She laughs with the first light, 
and moans the day's end; 
she...

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Two-Timing Time

Within obtuse oblivions of orbital time
We are vacuous victims of your immortal crime
Imposing illusions thru calamitous celestial climb
Inducing intrusions in a parasitic paradigm

Entrenched in marauding mystery a rambunctious rhyme
Creator of hypnotic history selling secular...

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Would that love’s touch return on the morrow
ease the coldness of such separation
soft kisses adrift on sunsets aglow
reflect the light of iced desperation.

Temptress or tyrant - lover’s decision
hot tempered vixen – cool, distant player
love in...

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the moon
stalks from the balcony without saying goodbye
slapping marble railings with rough hands
but by Monday evening
her tongue is already slurping sunlight from silhouettes
and she's two-timing the stars, leaving her kisses on yellow benches
above O' Man's...

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In a special way, I search my every day.
I’m all cried out by justice I now scream.
I have much to say with my words I pray.
From reality to delusion, but yet a dream!
 
I tell...

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It was a good morning until I found out the truth,
That my dear husband was a two-timing fool.
He was already married to a lady named Ruth.
I loved him so much; how could fate be so...

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Smut: "Ms. Prissy, you are looking fine today, come out to play, show me some loving."

Prissy:  "Don't come 'round here sweet talking me! you two timing tom!"

Smut:  "Oh, pretty Kitty, don't be like...

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