Welcome To Hillbelzer Island

Welcome to Hillbelzer Island, the home of forty winks.
A place where you can get rest, and six diverse cocktail drinks.
If you get distracted, come on down. We are loaded with shrinks.
They are ready to bill you so much money you’ll think they are finks.

We have the famous and the fickle  - wheel woman with yellow hat.
She rivals Curious George’s master, but she’ll put out the welcome mat.
We have the only red-bark trees in the Pacific Ocean, for sure.
Some meet some sad fishes, they are bait for a shark loader’s cure.

Hairy blue runners are ready to serve you at your beck and whim.
Don’t let them get too close to the water, they get lost in a swim.
Pink stork cup is mad at Wheel woman for sure big time today.
She is two-timing him with his brother, Mr. G. Barry Gray.

Eggplant Lady with the low lipstick smile is coming onto the beach.
Do not mention her errant eye, unless her ears are out of your reach.
She has quite a temper and will quickly throw you to a shark.
Come to Hillbelzer Island. I assure you, being here is a lark!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2021



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Date: 4/24/2021 10:31:00 AM
LMAO. Reading this was incredible. How in the world do you come up with these fantastic pieces? "Hillbelzer Island?"
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Date: 4/24/2021 1:52:00 AM
Great fun reading this, Caren:) enjoyed thoroughly:)
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 4/24/2021 9:19:00 AM
This was inspired by a cartoon drawn by Catherine Warburton
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