I Got Beat Up

There I was seeing this Girl We were both married having a thrill We met at her house all the time But she was too scared to meet at mine There we were in the shops Even on a farm among the hops We where hooked, enjoying, we could not stop Even at a red light being watch by a cop Then one day I pulled up at her home I see another man walk in with a chrome dome ( Bald head) She’s two timing me Don’t worry she’ll see So I text her hubby that his wife is cheating So that could come back and give this man a beating The man walks out carrying his tool bag So I think to myself “Oh Sh-t my bad I get out the car warn her of what I done And maybe take her some where we can have some fun She was forgave me thinking being jealous was cute Till a heaving seven foot ox walked in with a size fifteen boot How do you explain to an angry man, that you got it all wrong When you can’t speak the lingo of the dangerous King Kong With his wife in your arms doing the bump jive The only thought in you head is how the f-ck do I survive Well let me tell you this from my hospital bed Never describe the man if you both have bald heads I never intended it to turn out this way Sorry the morphine is kicking in so have Ahhh a nice day