I Got Beat Up

There I was seeing this Girl
We were both married having a thrill
We met at her house all the time
But she was too scared to meet at mine

There we were in the shops 
Even on a farm among the hops
We where hooked, enjoying, we could not stop
Even at a red light being watch by a cop

Then one day I pulled up at her home
I see another man walk in with a chrome dome ( Bald head)
She’s two timing me 
Don’t worry she’ll see

So I text her hubby that his wife is cheating
So that could come back and give this man a beating
The man walks out carrying his tool bag
So I think to myself “Oh Sh-t my bad

I get out the car warn her of what I done
And maybe take her some where we can have some fun
She was forgave me thinking being jealous was cute
Till a heaving seven foot ox walked in with a size fifteen boot

How do you explain to an angry man, that you got it all wrong
When you can’t speak the lingo of the dangerous King Kong
With his wife in your arms doing the bump jive 
The only thought in you head is how the f-ck do I survive

Well let me tell you this from my hospital bed
Never describe the man if you both have bald heads
I never intended it to turn out this way
Sorry the morphine is kicking in so have Ahhh a nice day
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Magofna Avatar
October 31, 2010 at 7:35 PM
Oh dAMN! mahn your writing is wicked. Love the way it works.
Culverhouse Avatar
October 28, 2010 at 4:14 PM
funny stuff... I am worried though
Neels Avatar
October 28, 2010 at 11:17 AM
Crazy oh so crazy! Thanks for the laughs. I am just taking it easy tonight ;) bg
Duffin Avatar
October 28, 2010 at 8:11 AM
Great Sidney, You Happily Mad Poet. Carefree and don't give a toss if this is anything to go by. Can hear this recited in a smoke filled bar while drinking whisky. Thanks, Eamon
Johnson Avatar
October 27, 2010 at 10:09 PM
GOOD ONE MY MAN GUNS ON THE WALL BEEN THERE AN RAN SIDE STEP I CAN.. SHOTGUNNED THATS ALLLL NAH IT DON'T FLOW HEHE .DON
Roberts Avatar
October 27, 2010 at 8:31 PM
that was hilarious , I loved it
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