I Got Beat Up
There I was seeing this Girl
We were both married having a thrill
We met at her house all the time
But she was too scared to meet at mine
There we were in the shops
Even on a farm among the hops
We where hooked, enjoying, we could not stop
Even at a red light being watch by a cop
Then one day I pulled up at her home
I see another man walk in with a chrome dome ( Bald head)
She’s two timing me
Don’t worry she’ll see
So I text her hubby that his wife is cheating
So that could come back and give this man a beating
The man walks out carrying his tool bag
So I think to myself “Oh Sh-t my bad
I get out the car warn her of what I done
And maybe take her some where we can have some fun
She was forgave me thinking being jealous was cute
Till a heaving seven foot ox walked in with a size fifteen boot
How do you explain to an angry man, that you got it all wrong
When you can’t speak the lingo of the dangerous King Kong
With his wife in your arms doing the bump jive
The only thought in you head is how the f-ck do I survive
Well let me tell you this from my hospital bed
Never describe the man if you both have bald heads
I never intended it to turn out this way
Sorry the morphine is kicking in so have Ahhh a nice day
Copyright © Sidney Hall Mad Poet | Year Posted 2010
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