Long Sues Poems

I wait with bated breath for... C. Cure T. Clarence

The following crafted 
approximately midway 
into the administration 
of forty fifth president,
whose crass, gutsy, lewd,
repulsive yawping finds
him squarely poised to
nab the nomination as
Republican front runner
come the...

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Every couple 'a years or so 
Our family reunites
It takes a couple 'a years or so
To recover from the fights

A family like our'n
Doesn't party like most do
Ours gets a little out of hand
That's why we...

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Sincerity versus truth- who wins?

Sincerity is a noble quality found in 
many humans,
but,
does it win over truth?

Many will argue,
"it doesn't matter what you believe
as long as you are sincere"!
so then,
sincerity is often linked with innocence
as...

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re-write of American Pie:

A long, long time ago,
I can still remember when,
The presidency meant so much.

I was sure that when they got to vote,
They wouldn't choose that pompous goat,
And now I'm just astounded that they...

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I Wait With Bated Breath...
(slack jaw froze mine countenance
when eyes blinded with figurative
daggers asper mistakes in original draft,
hence...this flood proof, fire resistant,
and fever reducing error free version.)

(yes...yes...yes, this rhyme
resembles a recent one of mine
 ...

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(alternately titled -
today's lesson iz
addressing categorical imperative)

Courtesy of unpleasant he
ping diatribes visited me
from eldest offspring ugh gree
guss vituperations, doth force me
     to admit (and take key
lock, stock, and barrel
  ...

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I Wait With Bated Breath...

(yes...yes...yes, this rhyme
resembles a recent one of mine
     from a previous time,
yet appropriating wands zone writing  
     haint no crime -
at least...

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("Field of Dreams - Flanders 1917", 2020, original oil)
("Field of Dreams - Flanders 2017", 2020, original oil)

War and Peace

Everyone wants peace, 
the irony is it takes war to get it.
In this world of dog eat...

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Fall..
Fall in battles acts for china tyrants all by nemesis bring to them by ways of good or gods. Battle arrays come for nothing fun. Jokes about the wars are not so easy. Juggled history...

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The healthy man fights not to be sick,
Meticulous doctor prays to have enough patients,
patients hope not to end up in the morgue,
morgue keeper needs more corpses to keep his job,
The coffin maker hopes to make...

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Poet: Ken Jordan
Poem: Aunt Sues Story's
Edited by: Sparkle Jordan
written: March/1986

Aunt Sue's story's I hear,
rushing out from the heat
of a sultry night, 
to comfort us 
with grace; 
to rub our
aching shoulders,
 and 
back from the toils 
of a long day -

To strengthen our souls
for the...

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bearing down as the heaviest weight imaginable
it doesn’t look good in the mirror
it doesn’t do your taxes for you
it doesn’t read you bedtime stories when you can’t sleep
it doesn’t provide comfort when you have nothing...

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LISTEN, LISTEN! I have BIG NEWS
Dr Suess has a store just full of SHOES..
A GAZILLION shoes I'm sure there must be
Line them all up, bet they'd stretch to the sea!

Small shoes and tall shoes and...

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Walk and talk affection
In conducive tones
That fertilise attention
To concerns affecting real folks and their comfort zones  

Where each critical move you make
Adds to their happiness in tough times
As for them you bake a friendship...

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You scream for my attention in the checkout aisle
With tales of infidelity and sordid guile.
You pique my curiosity with spicy clues.
Gives me those supermarket tabloid blues.

You document the glamour of the silver screen
By trumpeting the...

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When love flows back with more than I have paid,
When lying in lush grass of summer’s lawn,
When on a scorching day I find some shade,
When morning breaks, but nothing stops the dawn,
It’s world I can’t...

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He set up his weekend
By texting Susie
Susan, Sue, Suzette
Suzanne and Suzy

But he mixed up his Z’s
Ettes, ans, and I E’s
They hollered and cursed
So each name he rehearsed

He went out with Suzy
That’s Sue with a Z
Before...

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Boats sail on rivers,
Ships sail on seas.
But clouds sail across the sky,
Are prettier far than these.



Like creases of horizon,
Pregnant, redolant geese.
Pristine, they fly 'cross the sun,
They shower when tickled by breeze.



She blushes in all her...

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You don’t call him Terrorist’
Who can’t dislocate a wrist:
Whose speeches do the plain harm
While he might not waste a farm.

His palms like ancestors bares,
Ancient styles promotes like wares;
He’d forgotten worldly cares,
Save open taunts of false...

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Sue's possession
You may think that I am crazy,
just cos I talk to the dead,
telepathic works quite well,
dem thought inside your head,
your turn to make the coffee,
Yet, her thoughts inside me say,
she doesn't really waffle,
says almost...

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