Long Schmooze Poems
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Limericks I - Relatives and Relativity
Limericks I - Relatives and Relativity
The Cosmological Constant
by Michael R. Burch
Einstein, the frizzy-haired,
said E equals MC squared.
Thus all mass decreases
as activity ceases?
Not my mass, my a$$ declared!
A$$-tronomical
by Michael R. Burch
Relativity, the theorists’ creed,
says mass increases...
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Categories:
schmooze, humor, humorous, light, nonsense, science, space, time,
Form:
Limerick
Limericks Vi - Religion
Limericks VI - Religion
Pell-Mell for Hell Mel
by Michael R. Burch
There once was a Baptist named Mel
who condemned all non-Christians to hell.
When he stood before God
he felt like a clod
to discover His Love couldn’t fail!
Why I...
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Categories:
schmooze, christian, humor, humorous, light, nonsense, religion, religious,
Form:
Limerick
Limericks Iv - Donald Trump
Limericks IV - Donald Trump
The Hair Flap
by Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"
The hair flap was truly a scare:
Trump’s bald as a billiard back there!
The whole nation laughed
At the state of his graft;
Now the...
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Categories:
schmooze, america, humor, humorous, leadership, light, nonsense, political,
Form:
Limerick
Murdering Pluto
"Murdering Pluto"
On Pluto,
they deal with trauma
in the best possible way,
they murder it slowly
in poetic hell
day after day.
the dark Seraphim
have their way.
their ways are stellar.
some say they hover
in the stratosphere,
but that's...
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Categories:
schmooze, dark, muse, mystery, psychological, symbolism,
Form:
Narrative
Light Verse and Nonsense Verse Ii
Light Verse
Marvell-Less
by Michael R. Burch
Mr. Marvell was ill-named? Inform us!
Alas, his crude writings deform us:
for when trying to bed
chaste virgins, he led
off with his iron balls ginormous!
I Learned Too Late
by Michael R. Burch
“Show,...
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Categories:
schmooze, fantasy, fun, humor, humorous, light, society, writing,
Form:
Light Verse
Trump Poems and Epigrams Ii
TRUMP POEMS AND EPIGRAMS II
Quite Con-trary
by Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"
Trumpy, Trumpy,
fat, balding and lumpy,
how does your Rose Garden grow?
“With venom and spleen
and everything mean,
and my gasket about to blow!”
Trumpy, Trumpy,
obese and dumpy,
why...
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Categories:
schmooze, america, confidence, corruption, new york, political, presidents
Form:
Rhyme
Trump Poems and Epigrams Vi
Trump Poems and Epigrams VI
Poets laud Justice’s
high principles.
Trump just gropes
her raw genitals.
—Michael R. Burch
Dark Shroud, Silver Lining
by Michael R. Burch
Trump cares so little for the silly pests
who rise to swarm his rallies that he jests:
“The...
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Categories:
schmooze, america, christmas, political,
Form:
Rhyme
My On Call Uncle Muse Never Sleeps
My on call (Uncle) Muse Never Sleeps
(aunt that title niece – ???
in this context pronounced nice)
Well...hm...I really did not wanna
let the cat out of the bag,
...
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Categories:
schmooze, 11th grade, 12th grade, 8th grade, 9th
Form:
Free verse
Doctors Particularly Biomedical Engineers
Doctors (particularly biomedical engineers)...
really trolley train hard to keep track of patients
Eye tell ya we (spuds)
pulled up stakes after four yar
and zero scores ago living in Bryn Mawr
salutary heart and lungs figurative
storied Main Line Health...
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Categories:
schmooze, 11th grade, 12th grade, appreciation, drug, leadership,
Form:
Free verse
Pickles and Tickles: It's a Party
It's a PICKLE PARTY and you're being invited!
Return your RSVP saying you'll be delighted
to attend. Don't forget to bring your sunscreen
so, you can keep your lovely shade of green.
The pool will be open, so you...
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Categories:
schmooze, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
The Case of a Stolen Diamond
It was noon when I got the call
Jewelry store robbed at the mall
It was a young man, very tall
Spoke with a drawl Spoke with a drawl
In the store, I'd been permitted
Where a theft...
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Categories:
schmooze, mystery,
Form:
Rhyme
Ghosts of the Titanic
The last few agonizing moments aboard the ill-fated Titanic,
Were no doubt filled with horror and unabated panic.
She slipped 'neath the waves to settle on the floor of the sea,
To create a watery grave for 1500...
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Categories:
schmooze, boat, ocean, sad,
Form:
Rhyme
Gee Wiz
I’m not an animal or creature, I’m just a human being
but if the wizard can’t help, then from soup I’ll be fleeing
The wicked soup witch says my poems are dire
she declared I’m past it and...
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Categories:
schmooze, anti bullying, humorous, poetry,
Form:
Rhyme
Christmas Card To My Boss
We write to you, your elfin crew,
To wish you joy and cheer!
For Christmas is upon us now -
The climax of our year.
We've toiled together - unified,
In our allotted crews.
And now we're stuck in training,
With barely...
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Categories:
schmooze, christmas, metaphor, silly, tribute, truth, work,
Form:
Rhyme
Cowboy Heaven
They planted Hank 'neath a lonesome pine when he came to the end of the trail.
Angels ushered him to the Great Beyond and through that Mysterious Veil.
Saint Peter greeted him, sayin', "I've been a-hankerin' to...
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Categories:
schmooze, humorous, , western,
Form:
Rhyme
Welcome Back, Spring
At last weave bin released from winter's frigid jaws!
Spring has sidled upon us as delicately as if on kittens' pause!
April hath drenched hour land with life-sustainin' showers,
Two ade inn springin' fourth Mae's myriad of pretty...
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Categories:
schmooze, spring,
Form:
Rhyme
Cowboy Slim's Five-Dollar Hat
Slim's cowboy hat warn't no fancy Stetson, that's fer shore!
He'd paid five smackeroos fer it in a Sears 'n' Roebuck store.
But it served him jes as well through his cowboyin' years,
Roundin' up, ropin' 'n' brandin'...
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Categories:
schmooze, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
When Something Special Happens again, and again, finally
We said goodbye to August, 2015, and in that year we shared
The day we met, our futures set, in unison we're declared
That Christmas came and went, knowing we'd share it soon
Eight Thousand Miles apart, it...
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Categories:
schmooze, children, love, people,
Form:
Rhyme
This Kind of Stuff We Just Can'T Excuse
I loosen my belt and remove my shoes
So, dear, what's going on in the news
They blocked the streets; tore down statues
No surprise there; of what were they accused
The protestors,...
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Categories:
schmooze, america, satire, violence, women,
Form:
Monorhyme
Poet-Tree
IT'S
A DAY
WHEN WE
HONOR THE
MANGER-BORN
KING, WHO WITH
CAROLS WE PRAISE
AS THE STEEPLE BELLS
RING. IT'S WHEN PEOPLE
RETURN TO WITH FAMILY BE
AND TEAR OPEN THE PRESENTS
PILED UNDER THE
TREE. DECORATIONS
ABOUND AND ENLIVEN
THE DAY. SMILING HOSTS
WILL A BANQUET DELICIOUS
DISPLAY. ...
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Categories:
schmooze, christmas, family, food, fun, tree,
Form:
Shape
Craft Market at Pyree Fields
Each month a craft fair,
is held at Pyree Fields in the open air.
All the local crafters are there,
proudly showing off their homemade fare.
Behind each stall, a pair of eyes stares,
hoping you will buy some...
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Categories:
schmooze, community,
Form:
Rhyme
The Dance of the December Souls
Blended with fragrances
And the joyful carols,
The con games of children
Looking for gifts full of fun.
Kris Kringle’s cock-and-bull
Make them rosy and lull.
Adorned houses with odorous candles
Christmas tree ornamented with red ribbons and jingles
Marzipans fruitcakes...
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Categories:
schmooze, happiness, socialdance, night, dance, december, night,
Form:
Carpe Diem
Cemetery Walk
passing through stillness
where death has been laid
where the crows go to schmooze
where the wind blows the grass &
tickles the Autumn leaves across
the plain---
every american should have to walk
through the cemetery as
every american should be...
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Categories:
schmooze, life, autumn,
Form:
Free verse
Willa May and King Bear Krabby Mcmurple
She was a cute little girl with orange dancing shoes.
Those dancing shoes had rhinestone eyes that could schmooze.
Her name was Willa May, and she had a bear that was purple.
He begged her to name him...
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Categories:
schmooze, 1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th
Form:
Rhyme
These Arms Long To Hold You
Sensuous allures float in pulchritude of white swan
Upon your lotus pond, arousing visions of romance
As I see you there where pink blossoms dance
And kiss your presence in ambiance of golden dawn.
Nary a cloud foreshadows my...
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Categories:
schmooze, love,
Form:
Enclosed Rhyme