My On Call Uncle Muse Never Sleeps
My on call (Uncle) Muse Never Sleeps
(aunt that title niece – ???
in this context pronounced nice)
Well...hm...I really did not wanna
let the cat out of the bag,
and souffle, parfeit, forfeit, et cetera face
book (waving) applause,
no...no...no...,not
so mooch the fear of a
dramatic plummet in popularity
boot rather because
grabbing a tiger by the tail,
where sharp razor like claws
will disable me to write
any deplorable contrite bloody clause,
(certainly comes across as more
dramatic and draws
immediate attention
versus describing carefully
reaching into a sack dangling
feline treat in hand), where faux pas...
hens, this chap did not
wanna play chicken,
thus generally he opts
tabby Tommie (chivalrously cock
sure gunning and figuratively
pissed hill whipping sluggishly)
if need be resorting
to being the dock
tour Frankenstein of hyperbole creating
an outrageously monstrously
"FAKE" er...ad hoc
and let the poetic shenanigans rip
riding on Lone Ranger as jock
key guiding a pretend winged Pegasus
shouting "Hi-ho, Silver" until...lock
jaw sets in forcing me to transition
into emulation mock
apple pie de core'm
imaginatively strutting pompously
with fanfare and a shock
absorber of motley crue depeche mode
with vanilla ice...SCREAM,
(oh my dog)
a HUMUNGOUS MOLTEN rock
iz gonna knock me
upside the head
(as if any body would notice)
any difference in ma schlock
key, schmaltzy, and
scholarly (ha) zany appeal
(yeah..yeah...yeah...
wishful thinking) doth congeal
well...essentially aye may feel
absolutely awful (methinks I contracted
gnome mo' money
knee feverish blues)
actually, ah haint goot any
handy dandy spongebob
squarepants squidward clues
how ma zanily uncanny,
and quirky brain flues
spew out such...
gibberish, which attempts
to be ja panned off as
highly lauded literary endeavor
twitchy versatile rhyme
without a reason open
to interpretations, sans
many words for snow or igloos
Eskimos own (well...mebbe not of late,
what with global warming),
ah cold old news
as opposed to deciphering
these enigmatic wordy rues
a signature trademark of
my swiftly styled
harried tailored alphabetic schmooze!
Copyright © Matthew Harris | Year Posted 2018
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