My On Call Uncle Muse Never Sleeps

My on call (Uncle) Muse Never Sleeps (aunt that title niece – ??? in this context pronounced nice) Well...hm...I really did not wanna let the cat out of the bag, and souffle, parfeit, forfeit, et cetera face book (waving) applause, no...no...no...,not so mooch the fear of a dramatic plummet in popularity boot rather because grabbing a tiger by the tail, where sharp razor like claws will disable me to write any deplorable contrite bloody clause, (certainly comes across as more dramatic and draws immediate attention versus describing carefully reaching into a sack dangling feline treat in hand), where faux pas... hens, this chap did not wanna play chicken, thus generally he opts tabby Tommie (chivalrously cock sure gunning and figuratively pissed hill whipping sluggishly) if need be resorting to being the dock tour Frankenstein of hyperbole creating an outrageously monstrously "FAKE" er...ad hoc and let the poetic shenanigans rip riding on Lone Ranger as jock key guiding a pretend winged Pegasus shouting "Hi-ho, Silver" until...lock jaw sets in forcing me to transition into emulation mock apple pie de core'm imaginatively strutting pompously with fanfare and a shock absorber of motley crue depeche mode with vanilla ice...SCREAM, (oh my dog) a HUMUNGOUS MOLTEN rock iz gonna knock me upside the head (as if any body would notice) any difference in ma schlock key, schmaltzy, and scholarly (ha) zany appeal (yeah..yeah...yeah... wishful thinking) doth congeal well...essentially aye may feel absolutely awful (methinks I contracted gnome mo' money knee feverish blues) actually, ah haint goot any handy dandy spongebob squarepants squidward clues how ma zanily uncanny, and quirky brain flues spew out such... gibberish, which attempts to be ja panned off as highly lauded literary endeavor twitchy versatile rhyme without a reason open to interpretations, sans many words for snow or igloos Eskimos own (well...mebbe not of late, what with global warming), ah cold old news as opposed to deciphering these enigmatic wordy rues a signature trademark of my swiftly styled harried tailored alphabetic schmooze!