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Premium Member Remembering Radical Relatives
Explain your historical evolution radically, inclusively, expansively, good-humoredly; 
not carefully, deductively, reductively, sarcastically.

We once had a school of thought
among up and coming geneticists and historians
that the precursor to the regeneration of a species,
or even an...

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Categories: sarcastically, beauty, culture, health, humor, philosophy, psychological, science,
Form: Prose Poetry



Premium Member querulous
( A university-life vignette)

It’s Saturday morning. Lisa, Leong and I were in the common area, lazing about. “This is what happened to us (Lisa and I) last night.” I said, beginning to explain last night's...

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Categories: sarcastically, abuse, anxiety, funeral, humor, music, school, student,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Chapter 164-- DAMIAN DELILAH MALLORY HOLANNYA: The Eventual EVENT
Date:  July  2051

The last day of family gatherings before August. Damian 
Had a limo ride with Jackson
Crysteph Julius Adonis Kyon and
CJ to visit the dwellings which housed homeless citizens and economically deprived People....

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Categories: sarcastically, allusion, august, beautiful, birthday, celebration,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member The Global Bankers and Me
" Good evening gentlemen, at last we meet.
I am so honored to bask in the presence of your company.
Meeting all of you global bankers has always been my fantasy,
so seeing you all before me now...

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Categories: sarcastically, fantasy,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Landsbyen -Into the North- An Epic Poem 81
“I do not know if he still lives in that cave or if he is even alive, but I can tell you where it is.  I have never shared this with anyone but Jessica,...

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Categories: sarcastically, christmas, fairy,
Form: Epic



Premium Member Chapter 11-- Damian Hakim: Cj and Julius
Date   November  2019

Damian was glad to Be back home
Now he searched his room for anything 
Out  of place. He wanted the same
Set up that he had at Uncle Tyler's.
So they had...

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Categories: sarcastically, absence, allusion, funny love, giving, home,
Form: Prose
Premium Member Finger Bowls and Heaven
"When Heaven gets overcrowded, place another setting at The Last Supper table," ... by the Poet.

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© Hilo Poet  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: sarcastically, bible, destiny, faith, food, heaven, mothers day,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member All Aboard
Who suggests a trip back...rides to this bit of nostalgia in the middle years of the Great Depression aboard a Chicago elevated train, "the El." We hurdle head-long above asphalt blanketed streets that are determined...

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Categories: sarcastically, city, imagery, perspective,
Form: Prose
Premium Member Oldies
I’m laughing this morning, spontaneously. We’re not studying any more. Our sophomore school year is over. I’m giddy, giggling, like a 9 year old on sugar.
I think I just finished the hardest class that I’ll...

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Categories: sarcastically, humor, music, student, teen, vacation, write,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member circles and catcalls
I’m standing in the common room, turning in circles. I’ve so many things to do, all at once, I can’t figure out which way to jump. A time management problem, I suppose, maybe I should...

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Categories: sarcastically, class, friend, friendship, humor, perspective, school, student,
Form: Free verse
Fathers of Disastrous
Fathers of disastrous; 
are crueless father of evil, 
who live in the globe, 
and destroy the light.

Fathers of disatrous’
They kindle the fire, 
and off the light.
They are unmerciful, 
and live long.
They humiliate, 
the poor ones,...

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Categories: sarcastically, abuse, addiction, africa, anger, corruption, evil,
Form: Free verse
Best Friend
My world is slowly falling apart
I know that there’s only one person
Who’s caused this change to happen

You’ll start sarcastically joking 
With me on the phone
I’ll read your messages
And though they feel
Like a stabbing pain entering...

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© Roni Al  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: sarcastically, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Free verse
Dancing Queen (1)
...
Just walk up to her!
Just move on leg in front of the other and move your lips up and down for speech!
Then suavely put your hand in her hand and walk together!
It's that easy man!
...
Yeah...

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Categories: sarcastically, imaginationgirl, me, red, girl, me, red,
Form: Free verse
Pity Party of One -Or- I Never Got His Name
Last Saturday, I took an empty seat 
on a park bench, with book in hand.
Feeling sorry for myself, I failed-
to notice others on this public land.

Disillusioned with life’s loneliness,
my heart and face both wore sad...

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Categories: sarcastically, christian, inspiration, spiritual, perspective,
Form: Quatrain
Freely Trapped
Fragmented fairytales, Fermented freedom
There's no remorse for the dead, this I know
For, I've been dead for far too long
While there's not one ounce of sympathy to show
Red Redemption, Rhapsody Right 
I'm bromidic, lost, shallow, cold...

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© Hell Kat  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: sarcastically, introspection, love, teen, may, me,
Form: Free verse
New Handcuffs
New Handcuffs
We had taken our boys out to a theme park one day
They could run around wild and burn some energy away
On the return trip from the gift shop they did ask to buy
A plastic...

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Categories: sarcastically, funny, humorous, stress, child, me, child, friend,
Form: Quatrain
Marvin, 54
remember when recent-psycho-in-the
brief-spotlight, Texas Gov. Ricky Perry,
smiled at the camera in the debate o’ 
repuglicans & couldn’t remember the
3rd branch of government that he told
the nation watching that he would eliminate
once he became president?
remember that...

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Categories: sarcastically, life, people, education, people, , cute,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Garfield and Jon
Garfield, a loveable famous, lazy cat,
Who likes to eat and eat, that’s why he’s fat,
Jon his companion, Garfield’s friend or foe dude,
On call twenty four seven, to give Garfield food!
The world knows their love hate...

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Categories: sarcastically, cat,
Form: Rhyme
The Search For Mentality
This is my search for the proper mentality
Ive realized I need to change myself drastically,
And Radically
I need to Change my whole inner Anatomy
On The search for a cure to my insanity
I just dont want to...

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Categories: sarcastically, angst, betrayal, dedication, emotions, forgiveness, girlfriend, identity,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member I Think of You - An Alternative Universe - 6
From childhood it was a world of two...you and I...
I leaned lightly, leisurely against your heart and you let me in.

We were five I use to draw you rose scented flowers
using an ordinary led pencil....

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Categories: sarcastically, best friend, cute love, desire, funny love,
Form: Prose Poetry
Today I Woke Up
Today when I AWOKE,
My house was filled with SMOKE.
I fell off my BED,
And bumped my HEAD!
Then I proceeded to cough and CHOKE,
 	I yelled to see if anyone else was AROUND!
I heard nothing, not even...

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Categories: sarcastically, death, life, life, voice, jesus, life, voice,
Form: Verse
Different Man-Henceforth Flourishing Behindhand
Squalidness—Squabbling squeamishly;
Scrutinizing stigmatized scandalization, substantially scarce
Sprightliness...skeptically surrendering
Shamefully—Scolded sardonically;
Snarling splenetically, severing sensibility, scowlingly simmering
Strenuously...sought survival
Sparring—Sinister sisters;
Seductively swiveling soreness, sarcastically snared, swirling
Storms...sporadically striking
Slowly—Sacrificing stories;
Scorching slanderous subversiveness, suffering suffocation
Senselessly...smoldering serendipity
Sinfully—Silent stranger;
Sneaking skillfully staring
Presumptuously—Pursuing pretentiousness;
Promises protruding pithiness,
Potential problems...penetrating
Frantically—Forsaken fantasizes...

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Categories: sarcastically, how i feel, me, meaningful, surreal, word
Form: Free verse
Adding Contempt
I was carting horse manure in a trailer that’s on loan.
I’m driving on the back roads ‘cause I know that I am prone,
to be courting a disaster if I take a major road,
with no brake...

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Categories: sarcastically, humor,
Form: Rhyme
A NEW WORLD
My old lady dropped a needle
From the cloth she was sewing
A fart of zaracatan or tailor's fart buzzed
That, in the silence of the afternoon
Made me flee quickly from the sewing room.
The news from an old...

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Categories: sarcastically, engagement,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Fwd:
If you forward this to others 
great things will come to your loved ones and to you.
If you forward this to others 
every single one of your dreams will one day come to be true.
If...

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Categories: sarcastically, computer-internet
Form: Rhyme

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