Garfield and Jon

Garfield, a loveable famous, lazy cat, Who likes to eat and eat, that’s why he’s fat, Jon his companion, Garfield’s friend or foe dude, On call twenty four seven, to give Garfield food! The world knows their love hate relationship And of course Garfield's innermost thoughts, Each an amusing quip! He is the cleverest, wittiest cat, he’s a star, His charm, and fertile mind reaches afar, He loves to eat, sleep and then to repeat, His sarcasm no other cat could ever beat. Garfield regards Jon as his permanent box changer, Perhaps Jon should give Garfield a thought pager! Garfield, shouts Jon, why do you everything scratch, Don’t shout, you silly human, give me a scratch patch! John emphasises, Garfield you’re lucky, you have A teddy, a dog called Odie and a loving companion, me What else could you want, a bowl of lasagne says he! A mouse runs by, Jon says Garfield catch it, but Garfield doesn’t like hurting mice, And so says Garfield’s thought quip, Will I ever get that through your thick skull, Or do I always have to give you an earful! Garfield teases big angry looking dogs, makes Faces at them, and when they chase him, Runs to Jon who picks him up and then Garfield takes Advantage as he sticks his tongue out, So the dogs attack them both, Jon Scolds Garfield who looks at Jon, with a pout! Garfield cartons were recognised and awarded Top honours and were rewarded With accolades, in the Guinness Book of Records Congratulations to the author the late Jim Davis, Who made billions and achieved worldwide status, And who created these wonderful characters, Manipulative and coffee dependant Garfield, Not forgetting Odie and Jon, All of who brought us laughs by the ton! Garfield was an era, a striped, intelligent thinking cat, Who refused to ever hurt a mouse, that’s a fact, But who could eat lasagne every day of his life As his greed for this meal was truly rife! I could carry on forever, but will end with what I think is a laugh, Jon asks Garfield why he has got such a lot of Junk in his bed, Oh this, Garfield grins, it’s a whack bonk, with which I am about to hit your head, Our furry friend sarcastically said, Rather, thought in the quip, It’s a wonder that Jon didn’t chase him with the Scissors, and go snip, snip!