Long Rump Poems
Long Rump Poems. Below are the most popular long Rump by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Rump poems by poem length and keyword.
Limericks Iii - Grab BagLimericks III - Grab Bag
Being a peace activist, I once wrote a limerick in an attempt to stop needless wars:
Of Tetley’s and V-2's
(or "Why Not to Bomb the Brits")
by Michael R. Burch
The English are very...
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Categories:
rump, humor, humorous, light, nonsense, silly, war, writing,
Form:
Limerick
Indignation 1-6-21How dare you desecrate the Capitol with urine and feces!
Even filthy pigs refuse to defecate near their own dwelling place.
How dare you flaunt confederate flags, grim reminders of our bloody history,
Alongside swastikas, hate symbols...
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Categories:
rump, anger, discrimination, emotions, hurt, prejudice, racism, violence,
Form:
Free verse
Once Upon a Halloween In the 50'sThe excitement mounted as we rummaged around in the attic looking through old steamer trunks for discarded clothes and props to make Halloween costumes. With an old suit and hat of Granddads, I became a...
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Categories:
rump, nostalgia,
Form:
Prose
FICTIONAL BIO:FICTIONAL BIO:
The missus asked me
(hitherto known as her bozo)
just mere moments ago
to craft humorous poem to glow
nsync with the shiny nose of Rudolph
keeping syncopated metrical flow
thus methought to crow
about being equally as foolish
streaking naked outside...
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Categories:
rump, adventure, allegory, courage, cute, hair, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Flagan the Dragon Part2The Tale of the Bumpalump
After the Knight had unraveled...Flagan decided to travel
and get away on a long holiday.
He thought it quite grand to visit a new land
and...
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Categories:
rump, funny, humor, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Butt Out - Collaboration - Please Join InI’m lunching with my bestie Mylie
She’s upset and no longer smiley
I ask her what’s wrong
She said in my thong
My bottom is no match for Kylie!
I giggled and said stop your moans
You're perfect not like Bridget...
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Categories:
rump, body, clothes, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
I dread the United States presidential 2024 outcomeI dread the United States presidential 2024 outcome...
Whereby yours truly presages and doth abhor
nothing short of an imminent civil war
dwarfing insurrection on January 6, 2021
oddly enough even reducing
ordinary decibels to a mute whisper
madding crowd trumpeting...
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Categories:
rump, abuse, america, anger, animal, corruption, emotions, fate,
Form:
Free verse
A Darzet Countree Lad Be OiOi be nowt but an auld country hick,
we a liddle bit of gall, an a lotta stick.
Oi baint niver afeared to speak me mind,
nor critizise folks harshly iffen Oi find
zummit I don’t loik. Tis...
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Categories:
rump, immigration, memory,
Form:
Rhyme
Chicken Breast Or Rump RoastFreddie and Fern were an old couple, a very old couple if truth be told, but on the matter of age, the truth seldom surfaced. Their kids were grown and gone and had families of...
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Categories:
rump, marriage,
Form:
Prose
That Nasty Lactose - Forgive Me - This One's Just Too Hilarious Not To PostThis embarrassingly irreverent piece is loosely based on a true story for which I've paid the price for pretty much causing it to happen more than once...PLEASE, no hate mail! PS: "Bonnie" is...
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Categories:
rump, funny, humor,
Form:
Narrative
Donald Trump Must Be Permanently LambastedDonald Trump must be permanently lambasted...
and ewe know what else...
furloughed & barred from Whitehouse
Ducks of former self proclaimed Grand Poobah
getting lined up and goosed as these words typed
after trumpeting January 6th, 2021
as violent insurrection
Mitch Mcconnell...
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Categories:
rump, abuse, america, corruption, destiny, grave, horror, january,
Form:
Free verse
Speechless Spoken Word ArtisteSPEECHLESS SPOKEN WORD ARTISTE
So if my vocal folds can’t collaborate to produce sounds to communicate loudly to your beautiful mind that I have an endless mission of loving you, can’t there be any mere articulation...
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Categories:
rump, art, beauty, emotions, humor, i love you,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Donald Trump Must Be Permanently Barred and Furloughed TodayFROM WHITE HOUSE
I ham aghast at increasing banality, deviltry, ferocity,
imbecility, liability, obscenity, rapacity, ugly
offal popularity witnessed by Donald trump
hence aye aerate thoughts,
how ass a nine...
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Categories:
rump, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, betrayal,
Form:
Cowboy Poetry
Donald Trump Must Be PermanentlyFURLOUGHED & BARRED FROM WHITEHOUSE
Ducks of former self proclaimed poobah
getting lined up as these words typed.
Poor sign,... I ham aghast, where
pigheaded previous president concerned
at increasing mind numbing popularity
and looming ominous shadow
witnessed by Donald...
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Categories:
rump, abuse, anxiety, betrayal, corruption, goodbye, hair, november,
Form:
Rhyme
Great Little Englandskinny island rump
highway seas churning the horizon under turbulent skies
entity England
migration waves still grounding along the continental shelf
monarchs, priests and lords
relaunching history and hope, the...
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Categories:
rump, culture, england, history,
Form:
Narrative
Fallen Heroes the FinaleCry me a river cry me a river
The change has arrived
Where are all the heroes
Heroes like jolting Joe D
Hit the ball to outer space
Running from first to Homeplate
Kids cheering kids jumping
Popcorn all over the...
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Categories:
rump, culture, faith, hope, inspirational,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
Beautiful Firetail FinchLooking through the three-eighth gauge, at zebra's, stars and plumhead.
Listening to the expert in the trade and take in what he said.
I went home and scanned through pages of books and magazine,
perusing photographs of aviary...
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Categories:
rump, bird, nature,
Form:
Rhyme
Why Dot Won'T Leave the FarmDot Blogs she was a buxom lass and hefty heifer too
who married Bobby Eugene Blows when she was twenty- two.
They lived upon a dairy farm alongside Boggy Creek
and milked a hundred fresian cows …...
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Categories:
rump, humorous, night, old, life, night, old, wine,
Form:
Rhyme
Unquotable Quotes: Olympic Antics - XxxiiiUnquotable quotes: Olympic Antics – XXXIII
Why do Judo-kas bother to wear anything at all since all they do is to try their very best to undress one another before hugging themselves on the mat?
Wrestlers at...
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Categories:
rump, character, dedication, humorous, international, sports, strength, word
Form:
Epigram
Kissing Carol AnnBack in 1957
kissing Carol Ann
behind the barn
in the middle of
a windswept field
of Goldenrod
with a sudden deer
watching was
something special,
let me tell you.
Back then, bobby sox
and...
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Categories:
rump, love,
Form:
Blank verse
England - Gleaming In the Distanceacross the Doggerland dogged people trudge
Neanderthals, Heidelbergers...Sapiens, the last ones standing
hairy mammoths, heavy life bearing down
the mighty maw of an ice wall crunches, enforcing southward retreat
remoulding the...
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Categories:
rump, conflict, destiny, england, history, humanity, immigration, perspective,
Form:
Narrative
Trump Poems and Epigrams VITrump Poems and Epigrams VI
Trump’s Retribution Resolution
by Michael R. Burch
My New Year’s resolution?
I require your money and votes,
for you are my retribution.
May I offer you dark-skinned scapegoats
and bigger and deeper moats
as part of my sweet...
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Categories:
rump, america, giggle, hilarious, humor, men, nonsense, political,
Form:
Rhyme
SkydiveThe excitement starts
The second I wake up
I have the biggest smile ever
Today I am jumping
Today I will fly
My stomach has butterflies
A tea and I’m ready to go
To the skydiving hanger
To my chariot with wings
The tiny...
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Categories:
rump, adventure, courage, crazy, inspirational, joy, paradise, sky,
Form:
Free verse
Donald Trump Must Be Permanently Barred and Furloughed Like YesterdayDONALD TRUMP – RE: DUCKS --
this portion dashed off (while dry ving an open white hearse slay
so many months back before sale him slotted the most coveted
Casino biggest win - before the...
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Categories:
rump, 11th grade, 12th grade, abuse, america, anger,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
Now Donald Trump Must Be Permanently Barred and Furloughed From Hoar Re: Whitehouse - Part II ham aghast at increasing unpopularity
witnessed by Donald trump
hence aye aerate thoughts,
how ass nine his banal, demoniacal, fanatical, and hurtful
culling frightening insight,
where portentous Portuguese Man 'o War debacle
doth crowdsource, flickr, and indeed long foster
plenti...
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Categories:
rump, crush, evil, hate, pain, parody, prejudice, women,
Form:
Political Verse