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Donald Trump Must Be Permanently

FURLOUGHED & BARRED FROM WHITEHOUSE Ducks of former self proclaimed poobah getting lined up as these words typed. Poor sign,... I ham aghast, where pigheaded previous president concerned at increasing mind numbing popularity and looming ominous shadow witnessed by Donald Trump (a poor loser who viciously inexplicable resurgence against odds despite his opprobrious person, hence aye aerate thoughts, how ass a nine his banal, demoniacal, egomaniacal, fanatical, guttural, hurtful, inimical culling frightening insight, where malicious, portentous, salacious, venomous Portuguese Man 'o War debacle doth crowdsource, flickr, and indeed long foster my plenti full overactive imagination to induce writhing expressions of fearfulness proportionate burst of haughtiness) while he doth stump would animate mine rear i.e. rather noxious flatulence expelled from outward doppelganger of rump pull stilts skin cuz this chap haint noah fan, but wood vouchsafe tub be a jimmy neutron n spongebobsquarepants ark n saw wing enemy against da dull don dat does pump swaggering bravado with fist swelling ego analogous to his body infected with severe case of mumps that brazen denizen hurling and spewing volcanic fiery spittle with incense against others – to him mere lumps of protoplasm heckled as inferior to himself boasts as proof of favoritism, that enervating, endearing fawning, gabbling feverish arrogant mania for him jumps higher than expected, while he commits faux paws which bumps his ratings higher, he gleefully endorses pandemonium toward gloating gump shun from the uproarious. querulous and populous madding crowd. Throughout relaunch of his campaign, banally, devilishly, and fiendishly character assassinating those opposed to his views - inducing me to harrumph and dump faith in humanity, wondering what ruse smart democratic pol mongers can conjure up while pacing in soft shoes woeful sentiments sans his attempt did render (during 2020 race to White House) competitors to drop out in ones n twos whom he purportedly considers apostates, and heathens cons heed Make America Great use all manner of bullying, execrating, instigating chaos, ferocious, insidious lies determination, whose re: his occipital pupils coalescing, hardening into searing grape nut size wrath poisonous daggers forcibly silencing any jeers when necessary plagiarizing neo Nazi playbook - with a "who cares" attitude closing in on pinteresting for United States chess board foursquare, which deliberate intent to foment n wrought prostrate - music to those hoteliers billion dollar ears defeating apprenticing contestants hearing sobbing tears with vitriolic violent bilious inducing jabs of his a will full spears reputations of personalities (men and women politicians his especial flavor of scathing, scandalous, scabrous sordidness spewed squeamishly to grab by the figurative crotch the hello kitty 2024 presidential election), whether liberal, conservative, heterosexual or queers thus tis find this muddling middle aged mwm garden variety and generic guy brandish, flourish, and nourish psychic fractal brittle shears.

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Date: 12/2/2021 10:33:00 PM
That’s quite some rant. You don’t work for MSNBC do you?
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